???: Okay.....what in the fuck am I looking at
???:Okay so things have gone to hell into a hand basket SO LETS RECAP! . I was chilling in my perfect dimension sipping some tea and watching over the souls that are here the usual stuff. But then I felt a massive amount of casualties within minutes I spat out my damn tea! I mean i don't get this every day but jesus christ what the fuck is going on down there. And then I saw this.....like wtf is that thing that has been going on with earth these millions of years! I took down the the damn apothicons I have control over the aether and made order across the known omniverse to this
???: I guess I have to fix EVERYTHING ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
???: Oh you're probably wondering who is ranting right now Names Dr Monty pleasure to meet you
Monty: Anyways I have to go back to earth again and fix stuff first so I can get a few things from my room. The Summoning key and the kronorium time to fix things.
As I was walking through my house in my domain the kids were swarming my legs
"Mr Monty!"
"Mr Monty can you play with us today"
"Yeah please"
"Pretty please"
Monty: Whoa whoa hold your horses kids. I just got up and also I got something to fix. Maybe when I'm done with the things I'm doing, maybe we can play okay!
"Awww okay"
Monty: You guys can go outside and play in the garden okay!
"Yayyyyy!"
The kids ran off to the garden. Haha I swear these kids have so much energy I swear it's contagious anyways time to get on track I went down the stairs to my basement and opened it to see my friend
Ludwig Maxis
He was working on something in the lab with a bunch of stuff around. I decided to get his attention
Monty: Ludvig my boy
Ludvig: Ahh! Monty don't do that
Monty; Haha sorry about that my friend just wanted to get your attention!
Ludvig: Yeah but please don't do that crap again Scheiße!
I don't mind him cursing me out because he treats me like a normal human being even though I showed him my true form before.
Ludvig; So what brings you here?
I got serious and I told him
Monty: We have a problem..
Maxis stops what he was doing
Ludvig: What problem?
Maxis: Some fucked up shit happened on Earth just now
Ludvig: What happened
Monty: It's best that I show you
I reached out and put my hand on his forehead and transferred the events to his brain. He then flinched back
Ludvig: Ahhhh!
Monty: You alright
Ludvig: Hell no! What on earth was that monstrosity!
Monty: No Idea! I was drinking tea then I felt this thing killed people around the globe in under a minute!
Ludvig: Ok then What's the plan?
Monty: Im going down their to see what the actual fuck is going on and fix it my way. Whoever is fucking around again on earth is going to play tenfold!
Ludvig: Ok, I'll get the teleporter up and running. What else do you need?
Monty: The Kronorium and The Summoning Key
Ludvig: Those two relics, You are really serious about this then
Monty: Of course I am old friend! I mean have you seen that fucking thing its a threat to the mortals on earth and I am a god who cares!
Ludvig: I know Monty, that's not even a question. Stay here I'll get the relics
Monty: Alright be quick
He went to get the relics for me. I then put my hands to my chin to think about how this is going to go until the door to the basement opens
Monty: Whos there
???: Oh sorry for intruding Mr Monty
The person who came down stairs was Ludvig's daughter
Samantha Maxis
Monty: Ah Samantha. What are you doing here
Samantha: I was coming to check on father in the lab
Monty: Oh well your father is getting a few things for me. He will be back shortly
Samantha: Ok. Can you play rock paper scissors with me
Monty: You're on!
After a few mins of playing rock paper scissors with Samantha, Ludvig finally came back with the object I requested
Ludvig: Hmph playing rock paper scissors. You two are so childish
Monty: Hey! It's fun!
Samantha: Way to kill the fun dad!
Ludvig: Haha! Sorry now here you Monty
He hands me the relics in my hands
Monty: Thank you old friend. Now let's get that teleporter up and running
Ludvig: Yes sir!
Samantha: The Teleporter, what for Mr Monty
Monty: Um....
Ludvig: Honey Dr Monty has some fixing to do
Samantha: Oh...okay
Monty: Don't worry I'll be back as soon as possible.....I think. You and Maxis take care of the other here while I'm away ok
Ludvig: Alrighty
Samantha: Ok
We then entered a room where the Teleporter room
Ludvig then got behind the controls for it as I got in the it
Ludvig: Alright Monty stay still my friend going to teleport you now
Monty: Yes yes I know.
Ludvig: Alright the location is random on this one but I'm sure you will get your way around
Monty: Of course
Ludvig: Alright teleporting starts at 3.....2.....1....Start
Inside they were electric like elements in the teleporter. Then I heard Ludvig and Samantha outside the teleporter
Ludvig: Goodbye my friend, I hope to see you again!
Samantha: Goodbye Mr Monty!
Monty: I'll see you when I'm done! Goodbye
Then the teleporter's lighting then brighten my vision as I was going through a tunnel like pathway
I was then in a forest with trees all around me.
Ahhhh it's good to be back on Earth I guess so peaceful. Except for that shit I saw.
Skulls of the Dammed-Bo3 OST
Monty: Well might as well get to it I guess
I then put the two items I needed into my pocket dimension for later use
Monty: Now let's go exploring then
I then walked around the forest without a care in the world, just taking in the scenery. It's a nice change of pace from staying in a house drinking tea and well playing with the kids in the yard, Not that I mind it anyway.
Timeskip
It started raining. I continued walking around the forest when i saw two figures in the distance up a hill
Monty: Who in the hell....
I decided to walk up toward them. When I got there I saw a kid and dog like a chainsaw creature. What in the hell am I looking at right now? The thing was biting on the kid but he wasn't fazed at all
They didn't seem to notice me yet so I called out to him
Monty: Oi Oi kid the hell is going on here
???: Ah!
The kid and the dog then got away from each other frightened
???: W-who a-are you
???: grrrrr!
Monty: Me well Name is Dr Monty good bloke.
???: Dr Monty....oh n-nice to meet you
Monty: Say kid ..What in the hell are you doing all the way out here...Where are your parents?
???: I don't have any....My father abandoned me out here by myself
Monty I was shocked to say the least. Why would his father abandoned his kid for
Monty: Ok...then so what is that thing that was on your arm
???: Oh....That's a devil
Monty: A devil....looks nothing like in the books
I then walked toward the said devil and crouched near it
Monty: So you're a devil huh?
???: Grrrrrrr!
Monty: Hey don't worry mate I won't hurt you
I then put my hand out to touch it but it then opened its mouth and bit down on my hand. It started to suck on my blood I was confused
Monty: Hmmm?
???: Ah how did you not flinch
Monty: Eh? High pain tolerance kiddo
The devil then let go of my hand and passed out, Looks like my blood was too much for it given the fact that I'm a god and all
???: Wha-what happened to it
Monty: Looks like it passed out from drinking my blood. What happened before i got here
???: It was injured so I decided to give it some of my blood
Monty: ...Noble of you kid
I then picked up the Chainsaw dog devil in my arms and stood up
???: What are you doing?
I then walked up to him and held out my hand to him. The poor kid was confused
???: What?
Monty: Since your only parent abandoned you, I'll be your new caretaker. No child should be alone in this world, kid , not even you.
The kid started shedding tears then crying. I then crouched down and put a hand on his shoulder and asked
Monty: Hey, What's your name kid
???: My- sniff My name is...
Denji
Monty: Nice to meet you Denji. Now c'mon lets get out of here
Denji: Okay
I got up and held my hand out to him as he took it and we started walking away in the rain with the chainsaw devil in my arm.
Monty: ( I'll give you a good life Denji I promise)