Ruv: league of villains this league of villains that. I dont wanna fuckin hear it man
Sarv: hmmmmm...? What are you talking about?
Ruv: Just the news...... god I hate the news
Sarv: well at least they got your good side!
Ruv: huh- WHAT THE HELL!? WHY AM I ON TV!?
All of Tokyo was able to hear your outburst we all feel bad for your neighbors.
Ruv: Christ. Whatever I'm just going to school, I'll see you later, sarv
Sarv: Bye bye! Have a good day!
Ruv: yeah yeah
Two minutes of ruv running to school like a anime girl later
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You walked toward the 1A door and stood there.... contemplating if you should even go in until you hear a yellow haired dumbass in the room speak
Denki: we're totally big deals! Those new channels love us, were basically celebrities!
Kiri: yeah it's crazy, right?
Jiro: get over yourselves, you guys basically did nothing
Sero: who knows what would have happened if the teachers didn't show up
Mineta: WHY'D YOU SAY THAT!? IM GONNA PEE MYSELF JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!
Bakugo: SHUT THE HELL UP AND GROW A PAIR!
You missed hearing everyone bicker with each over, you slowly opened the class room door trying to sneak in but as normal the plot decided to kick in.
Creeeeeeeck
Everyone:...................
Ruv: uh- hey every-
Denki: MY BOYS BACK!
Mineta: FINALLY A REASONABLE PERSONS HERE
Mina: YAAAAAY! RUVS BACK!
Jiro: O-oh ruvs back yay I guess
Sero: YOOOOOOOOOO BIG MAN RUV!
Izuku: Oh! Ruv I'm glad to see you back
Kiri: Only the manliest man around! You fought that bird like it was nothing!
Yuga: it was quite the show you put on out there But it didn't come close to mine
Mina: Yeah..... sure..... But you were so cool! You were like pew pew! And he was all like boooooom I'm dead ahhhhhh! And you were all like and dont come back!
Tokoyami: I must say if you weren't there I dont think we would have been able to last
Ruv: Guys guys calm the hell down I was just protecting my class mates like anyone here would
lida: EVERYONE STOP TALKING AND GET INTO YOUR SEATS! HOMEROOM IS ABOUT TO START!
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Ruv: everyone is sitting dumbass
lida: dangit....... why does this always happen.....
As if god himself wanted this plot to go somewhere the main man aizawa came into the room looking as if he just got his shit rocked with a brick...... I mean that birds fists were pretty hard
Aizawa: mornin class
Everyone: Mr.Aizawa what are you doing here!?
After hearing that you just kinda tuned everything and everyone out sure it was your first day back but you didn't fuckin care, the only thing you heard was "sports festival"? If you got to beat the hell outta someone you'd be happy either way.
Ruv: lunch......... lunch? I forgot I was even here- this place is fucking boring, why do I go here again?
Ochaco: Hey! Ruv you've be talking to yourself for 7 minutes straight, are you ok?
Ruv: huh? Oh yeah my bad, just thinking about my........ what was I thinking about? I dont even know imma be real with you
lida: it's good to talk to yourself from time to time it helps with confidence
The new and improved time skip
Ochaco: uh not to be rude but why are you all here!?
???: so this is class 1A? I heard you guys are impressive.........
You could tell he was about to spit some mad shit to your classmates to to quickly stood up and got in front of everyone making him stop mid sentence
Ruv: If you got shit to say buddy then say it to me.
???:....... tsk whatever
Ruv: That's what I thought.
Kiri: I hate to say it but that was the most mainly thing I've seen other than him beating the hell out of that bird dude
Most of the time you had to train you just did your normal day to day things just plused by 40, running half of Tokyo in 30 minutes lifting up two towers in USJ, holding your breath underwater for 6 hours and dealing with sarvs snoring for more then 3 minutes
Ruv: yeah that's pretty much all I've been doing, not gonna lie I was kinda slacking on the training
Izuku: SLACKING!? YOU LIFTED TWO 50 TON BUILDINGS BY YOURSELF!
Ruv: yeah like I said slacking
Kiri: this guys the most manliest thing known to man
Mina: it kinda sucks we're not able to have our costumes on
Ruv: my costume isn't much to look at in the first place
Mina: what do you mean!? Yours is super cool!
Ruv: thanks I guess.
lida: EVERYONE GET YOUR GAME FACES ON! WE'LL BE LEAVING SOON!
Todo: Hey Ruv.
Ruv: Hm? What do you need?
Todo: its obvious that I'm stronger then you and know that I'm gonna win.
Ruv:..... ok? Good for you I guess?
Kiri: even when insulted he finds a way to be a man.
Present mic: HEY! MAKE SOME NOISE YOU RABBID SPORTS FANS!
Ruv: well this is gonna be a wild ride (sigh) I hope sarvs watching me
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And done.
Onther horrible chapter for you.
I'm sorry💀