Hi,
Just because you smile at me, doesn't make me like you.
No, I do not want to talk about my problems, thanks.
I didn't even make a stupid appointment! I was forced to come here.
No, I didn't say "that's what she said"
No, I don't want to have another session later...
I'm fine, really.
Alright, woman. I ain't got no problems!
No, my grammar is perfectly fine.
No, I don't do drugs.
No, I don't have alcohol.
No, I don't smoke.
No, I'm not a slut.
Yes, I'm okay.
Stop asking me questions...
Yes, just stop asking questions!
Shut up!
Stop asking me f*cking questions, b*tch!
No, I don't have a swearing problem.
No, I don't want to talk about my feelings like the girlfriends in the movies do to their boyfriends.
I'm not getting bullied... much...
No, I'm not lying to you!
Okay, so maybe I am...
What the hell? Why would you care about my feelings?
You wanna know why I don't trust you? Because you get paid.
Yes, you get paid to listen to kids' problems and give them advice.
If I needed to get something right in my life, I wouldn't go to some stranger.
I'll turn to a friend, someone who understands, sees through the master plan.
Oops. Sorry, those were song lyrics...
But really, I would go to a friend who understands me and cares about me.
Not some woman who pretends to care while writing down notes.
Yes, you have told me the effects of bullying already...
No, I do not want to hear them again...
See, I knew you would tell me them anyway, even though I said no.
Can I go now?
Yes?!
Yay!
Do I really need to sign a piece of paper before I go?
Do I need to be polite and say thank you?
*sigh
Thank You! For wasting your time on my problems.
Surprisingly, this actually makes me feel better.
Thank you, a lot.
It really helped me out.
Thanks, I really appreciate it.
No, really. Thank you.