HTTYD: incorrect quotes, meme...

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Just incorrect quotes, memes and meme pics to make your day :) Ranking #38 in hahaha out of 3K stories (1/22... Еще

A dad!
Oh Thor
In ten years
I'm pregnant
I'm hotter than you
IT'S NOT OKAY
Poop... pain?...
Chop his dick off!
Ladies man
He's Hiccup
Ice cream or a felony
Sex or deadly violence
A million dollars but a million people will die
Microwaved a pizza
"Arr" pirate or a "yo-ho-ho" pirate
NOT VERY CASH MONEY
Being half asleep
Ryker finds out
What time is it?
What did you three do?
Flirting
RUFFNUT STOP
Surprise adopted
What?
Cocaine!
Applebees
Krogan, Eret and Hiccup pointing at Drago's dead body
Nobody, literally nobody:
Krogan flipping off Drago
Goodbye Red death!
WHY ARE YOU ON A DRAGON?!
Vroom vroom
RIP to the gathering of chiefs
You did WHAT-
Hiccup, equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.
What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Too quiet
Good luck
No
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Spit it out. Now
I'm tired
Tuffnut playing Uno with Chicken through a window
Hiccup, I love you man, but you're a dumbass sometimes
What's worse than a heartbreak?
I hate you sometimes
Put the bandage back on
I bet that one murdered someone
I know, Heather
Why I brought two swords
Off the top of my head
What did I say, again?
He's a bitch
Am I ugly?
Doesn't answer my question
NO-
Give me patience
I hate cooking
Raised you better
You never know~
Go to a doctor
I like this alot
If Dragons could text:
Go back to sleep
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
NOT FUCKING THIS
A MikaLight quote for fun, cuz I love the ship😌
One of you is adopted
I got better?
My mom was fucking absent
I hate all of you.
"Unfuck you" or whatever
Snotlout, no
That's exactly what I just fucking said...
That's MY dumbass!
Hiccdown
The beginning of HTTYD 2 be like:
Wanna bet?
Showing my mom the drawing I did of her
When my anxiety makes me feel trash:
Invisible jar of pickles
You can't defeat me
How most of the RTTE season 6 plot went:
Hiccup's "being scolded by Stoick" face
HOW. DARE. YOU.
Odin help us, it's the fangirls!
Have you ever seen our beloved Hiccup and Toothless look so scary?
Toothless cheated on Stormfly with Light Fury😨
Turning us into marketable plushies
I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
No. Pipe bomb
I may be a walking red flag
JUST SHUT UP!!

The kid you'll be punching

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Summary: Ruffnut asks if Snotlout will punch a kid for $500, 000.


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Ruffnut: Would you punch a kid for $500,000?

Snotlout: Shit I'll do it for $10! 

Tuffnut: I'll give you $10 to let me punch a kid. 

Fishlegs: We shouldn't be punching kids you guys. 

Ruffnut: Looks like we found the kid you'll be punching

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