Band-Aid target's mouth shut.
Band-Aid target's nose shut. Pour water into target's mouth. Band-Aid target's mouth shut.
Band-Aid target's eyes shut. Optional: Push target over.
Place multiple Band-Aids into glass of water. Give glass to target. Hope that target chokes.
Cover hand in Band-Aids: sticky-side up. Proceed to bitch slap target in face.
Draw scary face on Band-Aid (ensure that scary face is actually scary). Place on target's finger when target is asleep. Wait for target to die of fear.
Stuff Band-Aids into target's nostrils. Watch as target's breathing becomes obstructed.
Write funny comment making fun of target on extra large Band-Aid (ensure that comment is within social reason). Secretly stick to target's back. Watch people laugh at target. Watch target die of embarrassment.
Place harmful chemicals on Band-Aid. Stick Bad-Aid to target's nostrils.
Stick large Band-Aid to target's forearm; ensure that arm-hair is underneath. Tear off without prior warning. Listen to their scream and savour it.
Stick enormous Band-Aid around target's throat too tight. Watch as target suffers from discomfort.
Band-Aid target's eyes open. Watch and wait.
Shove a Band-Aid where the sun don't shine.
Put Band-Aid in target's hair. Bonus points if there are hundreds. (Side note: This does not work if target has no hair.)