Summary: Tuffnut thinks Dagur doesn't deserve Hiccup.
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Tuffnut: he doesn't deserve you. If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.
Hiccup, not paying attention: I'm gone.
Tuffnut, nods enthusiastically: now go chop his dick off!
Hiccup, jerks head to Tuffnut: wait, what?