80's Action Hero, Super Brainz, and Electric Slide Winston's Grill HILARIOUS *featuring Winston from PvZ BFN
Monday, November 21, 2022
2:04 PM
80's Action Hero, Super Brainz, and Electric Slide were at Winston's Grill, sitting at a table.
Let me be very clear. They were not friends. They never would be friends.
Winston, from PvZ BFN, came over to their table. He had sweaty breath from being outside at PvZ BFN all day.
"Hi, what can I get you three tonight? Wait a minute, it's you guys!" he cried.
They just looked confused.
"Um, yeah, it's us, if you mean the three of us that sit in our math class and argue all period" Super Brainz said, and chuckled nervously when he looked away.
"Okay, first of all, it's not 'you guys'. We have names. Well, actually, I have a name, I don't know if they do. Anyways, we are ready to order" 80's Action Hero said.
"Hi, 80's Action Hero, hello Super Brainz, and hello, Electric Slide. Winston" Winston said.
"Yes, we know your name already. You're the guy that stands outside of the dance floor on our side, and talks to Zombies about whatever you talk about, okay? No need for the friendly introduction" 80's Action Hero said.
"Alright, well, if you don't know me, my name is Winston, and I--" Winston began again, but 80's Action Hero put his hand up.
"Can you, can you stop talking? I would like to eat, not talk to you about how your name is Winston, alright?" 80's Action Hero asked.
"Would you just let him finish one sentence? You don't rule Neighborville and how everybody talks. I'm so sorry, ignore him, he's a jerk" Super Brainz said.
"I will come back if you need me to" Winston said.
"Oh no, I said I was hungry now, so I said we were ready to order. Is that understood?" 80's Action Hero asked sternly. He got mad easily by everyone, except his friends.
"Oh, okay, what do you want?" Winston asked.
"Okay, I will have the Chicken Parmesan, and I am ordering for them too, after my order. I will have the Chicken Parmesan, with extra chicken. And extra pasta. Next, you got that, right? Chicken Parmesan with extra chicken and pasta?" 80's Action Hero asked.
"Yes, yes, hang on, hold on, I'm writing it down" Winston said, and hurriedly wrote it down.
"Okay, what next?" he asked.
"Okay. Next, breadsticks. Garlic flavored, and five only. For me only, not six. If you put any more than five for them, I am goin' to be mad, aight? Next, a soda. A large Rootbeer soda. And if you don't fill the glass all the way up with vanilla ice cream, I'm fixin' to get mad 'bout it. Aight? Next--" 80's Action Hero continued, but Winston couldn't keep up.
"Okay, hang on, hang on, j-just, give me a minute to write it down. Okay, so you wanted breadsticks, garlic flavored, none for Super Brainz and Electric Slide, and you wanted only five, not six. You also wanted a Rootbeer float, with ice cream filled to the brim--" Winston began, but 80's Action Hero stopped him.
"Soda. Not a float" he said.
"A float is soda and ice cream" Winston said.
"Give me your paper" 80's Action Hero said, and grabbed it off of his checkbook.
He looked at it. "Seriously? You wrote down Rootbeer Flot" 80's Action Hero said.
Super Brainz burst out laughing.
"I-I'm sorry, my spelling is not that great, I, I'm really sorry" Winston said.
"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay if he spelled it like flot instead of float, we all mess up sometimes. None of us are perfect" Electric Slide said.
"Yeah" Super Brainz said, gently, after laughing.
"You're going to get the order wrong, aren't you? You seriously forgot the a in float? What on Earth is a Rootbeer flot? Do you think I asked for a Rootbeer Flot?" 80's Action Hero asked.
Winston looked all worried now. "No, I'm not! I--I, it's just that my spelling isn't that great! Please don't deny my service because I wrote down Rootbeer Flot on a piece of paper for your order! Have some faith! I, I never get it wrong! I've made at least a thousand rootbeer flots--I, I mean floats before!" he cried.
80's Action Hero just stared at him, not impressed.
Super Brainz couldn't help but burst out a laugh at Rootbeer Flot.
He gasped. "It, it's okay that you wrote down rootbeer flot, it's just funny" he said, and laughed again. Winston just stared at him like Super Brainz had lost his mind.
"Here, let me spell it out for you, since you obviously like to think that I ordered a Rootbeer flot" 80's Action Hero said.
"I am really sorry about all of this, I can make it right, I promise!" Winston cried.
"Pen, please" 80's Action Hero said. Winston sighed and pulled out a pen from his pocket.
80's Action Hero took it and wrote down his order.
"I want a rootbeer soda, with ice cream filled up to the edge of the cup. And please, for the love of all things, don't spell it like a rootbeer flot again. Or I won't pay" 80's Action Hero threatened.
"No, please, but you have to pay, even though I spelled it as rootbeer flot on the paper! I won't make it wrong, I promise" Winston said, desperate.
"Did I stutter? I said, go make me my rootbeer soda with ice cream in it, and it better not have any bubbles in it. You got that? Or are you going to go back there, and tell them to make me a rootbeer flot, like you did on the piece of paper?" 80's Action Hero yelled.
"I-I won't tell them to make you a rootbeer flot, and it won't have bubbles in it" Winston said.
"He's not perfect, would you just let the rootbeer flot thing go?" Electric Slide cried, and Super Brainz couldn't stop laughing over the rootbeer flot.
"Don't waste any more of my time. Go, or I will force you to come up with a rootbeer flot" 80's Action Hero said sternly.
Winston nodded and hurriedly left.
"What was that, you made him not make you a rootbeer flot?" Electric Slide cried.
Super Brainz laughed again.
"Do you know what a rootbeer flot is? I don't" 80's Action Hero said.
Winston came back ten minutes later with a rootbeer soda, with ice cream filled up to the brim and he was smashing down the bubbles with a spoon.
"Here is your rootbeer soda, really, I apologize about the rootbeer flot again" Winston said, breathing hard.
"What is this? You seriously took ten minutes to dump some ice cream in a glass and fill it up to the top with soda? Maybe the only two words you can spell are rootbeer and flot" 80's Action Hero said.
"I, I'm not the one who made it, I just told the Zombie in the back to make it for you, please, I'm so sorry" Winston said.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how many more times are you going to tell me you're sorry that you can't get ice cream and soda right? You know, Zombies are going to get mad, like me, if all you do is write down rootbeer flots for their orders, you understand what I'm sayin'?" 80's Action Hero asked, mad.
Winston nodded.
"Good. And why are there bubbles on top of the ice cream and soda? This honestly looks like a rootbeer flot to me" 80's Action Hero said.
"You just said you don't know what a rootbeer flot was" Electric Slide said.
"Well, Winston clearly knows because he wrote it down on a piece of paper!" 80's Action Hero cried.
Super Brainz now looked impatient. "Are we ever going to eat dinner?" he asked.
"Oh, yes, right. Thank you, Super Brainz. Um, hello, Zombies in the back! Did you all ever make my Chicken Parmesan and breadsticks? How long will that take?" 80's Action Hero yelled.
"Uh, they are making it right now. Can I get Electric Slide and Super Brainz something to eat?" Winston asked, nervously.
"Uh, do you two have money to pay for your own food?" 80's Action Hero asked.
"No" they said.
"They don't need anything to eat, uh, can you all hurry up with my chicken parm and breadsticks? Hey! Hey, you, hello!" 80's Action Hero yelled, waving his arms all over the place.
Bea Careful, another server, came to their table.
"Hi, what can I do for you?" she asked.
"Yeah, um, how long will it take until my chicken parmesan and breadsticks are on this table?" 80's Action Hero asked.
She looked confused.