Characters
Anirudh Mishra : 26
Last year of doing XYZ in XYZ college
Bondita Sahu (or Bhatnagar as per your favourite actress) : 26
Last year of doing XYZ in XYZ college
Year : 2031
Well, let me tell you about them
Anirudh and Bondita know eachother since high school and since then they become enemies who always bicker with each other and don't like each ever but deep inside they can't live without each other
Anidita were the bossy, savage and flirty crackheads 🌚
And the most important thing they were most spoiled and dirty minded backbenchers but if we say in terms of studies and marks they are toppers bro (ahem ahem... that's also me)
(Just enjoy 🌚🖤✨)
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Sumitra : Duhh- Why don't you have a boyfriend??
Bon (scoffed) : Momm! Do you really want your daughter to get into a sitty relationship
Sumitra : Ofcourse, if you had a boyfriend I could leave you with him but nOpEe, your born to be single
Bon : Duh-- Where can I die!!! (Doing Melodrama) Why you have to hurt you daughter in that way reminding everytime that I am single T-T
Sumitra : Because I want
Bon : ugh! It's ridiculous
Sumitra: Babe just learn something from your mom, When I was at your age I literally dated three boys together
Bon : Ohhoo!! Playgirl
Arvind: Huh?? What did you say honey?
Sumitra (whispering) : When the hell he came
Arvind: You said that I was the first man you dated
Sumitra : uhh- a-actually I lied
Arvind: Yo-
Bon : Before your cat and dog fight start I wanna ask something
Sumitra : Bark
Arvind : Honey you should be polite to her
Bon : Yup dad! She always roast me like triggered insaan
Arvind: yess! Babe you should call "bark sweetie" it sounds more respect
Bon : You serious bro-?? What kind of respect is this. Anyway, where are you two going??
Sumitra : We are going on a business trip to Hawaii
Bon : Okay I am also coming with you both
Sumitra: Ohh really sweetie but NO
Bon : But mom I wanna come with you two
Sumitra: My dear child do you know the fucking meaning of no?
Bondita scoffed in annoyance
Arvind: Sweetie you have your final exams from week right
Bon : Is any exam important than your daughter
Sumitra: Sorry to say honey but yess and it's your final exam
Bon groaned in annoyance
Sumitra: Chicken or fish
Bon : Chicken
Sumitra: It's in the fridge if want th-
Bon : oh my dear mom how can I disagree with you huh? You both go to your business trip
Sumitra: That's like my child
Bon : But how I am gonna live alone in this big house (dramatically faints in the floor)
Sumitra: Get your ass up (she gets up)
Arvind : Don't worry I called my bestfriend's son he's gonna live with you for a month till we return
Bon : what the actual fu- hell
Sumitra : his parents are also going with us so you have no choice babe
Bon : but how can you leave your hot, sexy, beautiful and young daughter alone with a boy whom she don't even know
Arvind: But honey I already called him, he'll be here today
Bon : But what if he trie-
Sumitra : Yes honey don't you even try to seduce him he is really a shy type of boy
Bon (scoffed) : Am I that cheap T-T (cries internally after rapidly getting roast by her mom)
Arvind: Now we are getting late, we should go now
Bon : Dad im gonna miss you (hugs him)
Arvind: Me too my child
Sumitra: What about me? (Making puppy eyes)
Bon : Yes dad leave this woman in zoo
Sumitra (giving wtf look) : Wait what- you lil piece of shit
And with that Bon start to run and Sumitra start to chase her
~At night~
Bondita was chiling while eating some snacks and watching Barrister babu (she's a die hard fan, lol[just imagine that in this, barrister Babu have different main leads with different names])
Bon (fake cry) : Why they have to do this with the show!!! I fucking hate colous tv, thier were many fucking shows who has shitty trp then this show but still, ughhh!!! Fuck you colors!!! (Deep sigh) Clam down Bondita
~after sometimes~
She was again eating some snacks and choosing a web serie in Netflix
Bon : I shouldn't watch this series, it's not good for innocent kids like me
She was about to skip that *sanskari* series but suddenly her eyes fell on a dog plushie reminding her of something..... Actually someone
"Uff!! That bart"
Before you become more confuse let me take you to a flashback and explain things
Flashback
Bondita's pov
I was quitely walking towards the cafeteria while digging into my first love aka my phone when someone snach it away and before looking who was that "someone" I recognised "him"
Anirudh Mishra, yeah Anirudh my so called enemy who only know to Bicker with me and always irritate me, well as you all know how savage bitch I am (flips hair) I also don't leave any chance to annoy him
Back to the story
Ani : Hey piggy, did you missed me?
Bon : Miss my ass, and I am not a piggy you dog
Ani : Wai- Are you blind or what? How can you say a young, handsome, hot guy a dog!!!
Bon : From my mouth
Ani (scoffed) : You-
~bell ring~
Bon : I don't have much time for you bullshit bish
Ani : Seems like I also have (rolls eyes)
~in the classroom~
(Anirudh's bench was just behind Bondita's bench)
Anirudh kicked Bondita's leg under the bench
Ani : Bitch! Which chapter is this old man teaching (whispered)
Bon : 69!!!
Ani : Hey I'm not asking about your favourite position I talking bout the chapter number
Bon : Abe chutiye!! Agar merko pta rehta toh mein paglon k tarah books k pages kyun palat ti. Dhundh khud se
(I am adding Hindi also to make it more funnier)
Ani : Bhasan mat de itna! Dhundh raha hun
Bon : Haan toh dhundh na merko kyun pareshan kar raha hai
Ani : Mujhe koi shook nahi hai ter-
Proff : Hey you both!! What common sence ij that Haan! (woh sir ki thori English indar udhar hai🌚) What khusur phusur you are doing Haan! Stand up and go into bahar and stand your hand up
Ani (whisper but audible for the one who were sitting at the back) : Isse achhi English toh meri billi bol leta hai
They both just casually went out like nothing happened
Other day
~at cafeteria~
It was recess so Bondita was going to the seat with her bestie Shreyashi after taking food from the canteen
Bon : Shre, is something wrong with that bart? Like he didn't annoyed me since past 1 hr
"Seems like someone is caring about me"
Bondita looked at the owner of the voice and made a poker face
Bon : Not even in your dreams
Ani : Anyway, I am taking this (taking her plate) You can get another for yourself (and with that he left in the speed of light)
Bon : You Rascal!!!!!!! That's mine
Ani : That was yours, now it's mine (he shouted back and went from there)
~other day~
It was recess and all were having there lunch
(Just imagine each one is for 4 people)
Arzoo (Ani's bestie) : What do you call a alligator in a vest?
Shre : An investigator
Arzoo : No it's in- hey! I was supposed to say that
Shre (weird face) : You asked and I answered what's wrong in it?
Arz : But it was supposed to be funny!
Shre : What's funny in that?
And Tom and Jerry started and until our Anidita started having a flirting battle to prove that who's flirty queen/ king
Bon : You know what?
Ani : What?
Bon : Kissing burns 7 calories per min, wanna work out?
Shreyashi suddenly choked on her sandwich and Arzoo's jaw dropped
Ani : I know another good exercise and it's best in winters cause when you'll feel cold I can cover your waist with my thighs under the duvet
Bon was like "from where did he get these lines?"
Arzoo : Please- Not in front of my innocent food
Bon : Talking about exercise. Do you know what is my ideal body weight?
Ani : What?
Bon : Your body on mine
Ani : I- (pause) You-
Shreyashi : Not while we are eating
Arzoo : Do you both take sudy lessons of flirting since childhood? Like why so unholy guys?
Ani : I have one more wanna hear?
ArShi : No!
Bon : Just bark it out
Ani : Well, everyone calls me Anirudh, but you can call me tonight (wink)
Bon : Hmm.. Nice one
Shre : Is it a compitition or something?
Arz : Okay so her Mr.Tonight don't forget that we have a test tomorrow and we have to study for it
~other day~
It was Bondita's birthday but their it was rule that no one can't do any type of celebration but as they all were born to break the rules they planned to celebrate her birthday at the rooftop
Arz : Did you turned the cameras off?
Ani : Yup and what about the foam spray and cake
Arz : Here (showing two polythene bags)
They decorated the one part of the rooftop and that's when they heard some foot steps and hid at the two side of doors
It opened reveling BonShi and the two men sprayed it on them making Bondita surprised, overwhelmed and emotional at the same time
Well, she's not sensitive type of girl she was tomboy typa girl and it was very rare to see her emotional
After enjoying as well as bunking whole 2 periods they cleaned the mess and it was time to give gifts
Shre : So here's a gift for my cute bestie (she gave her that as Bondita jumped on her hugging her tightly)
Bon : Thank you sooooo much!!!!
It was an outfit of her favourite brand, chanel with a chanel purse
Arz : And it's from me (smiled)
Bon : Thank you so muchhh my turtle
Arz : I am not turtle (making a angry) face
Bon : Sorry to say but you are
Arz : Chal thik hai, Tera Aaj birthday hai toh baaksh Diya (while others chuckled)
He gifted an pendent
Then Bondita turned towards Anirudh, He made a "what" face
Bon : My gift?
Ani : Do you think I'll bring a gift for you?
Bon : Annnhhhhh! I hate you moron! (puffed her cheeks)
Ani : Abh apna muh sarane ki zarurat nahi hai! Yeh Raha gift (and give it to her)
She immediately smiled and take it from him
Ani (scratching his neck) : Abh zyada khush honi ki zarurat nahi hai, jab maine is kutte ko dekha to Teri yaad aa gyi issiliye de raha hun warna mein koi gift wift nahi lane wala tha
Shre : Hmmhmmm (teasing)
Ani : Kya Hmmhmmm sach bol Raha hun mein (changing the topic) woh sabh choro aur idhar dekho! Yeh kutta bilkul Bondita jaisa nahi lag raha?
End of Flashback
She was staring at that plushie until she heard a door knock
Bon's pov
"Is there any ghost? But wait why would a ghost come from door?"
End of pov
The steps started moving forward
Bon : Fuck my life
She cursed under her breathe in the dark room where she can barely see anything except the Tv in which that "innocent" film was playing
[Bon : you mean nasty film, i always say do check up of your brain and common sense
Me : Yeah yeah whatever (pocker face)]
Suddenly an arm wrapped around her slim waist
Bon : Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (She shouted on top of her lungs while accidentally pressing the "OK" botton on the remote)
??? : Shh...It's just me (she heard a whisper on her ear of a familiar voice)
Bon : You Rascal
Ani : Yup babygurl~ (Bondita turned on the lights)
Bon : When, How and Why did you came here?
Ani : Just now, By my feet and for the last one, I am not willing to come here my parents forced me to
Bon : But how did you get the my home keys?
Ani : Aunty gave me the spare keys
Bon : Wait- don't tel me your my dad's bestie's son and you gonna live with me for a whole damn month
Ani : Sorry to say honey but yup
She wase about to say something but an annoying sound came from the tv as they looked at the tv screen
Bondita widened her eyes
Ani : What the actual fuck you are watching Bondita?
Bon : I-It's just
Ani : Naughty Naughty hmmmm? (smirking)
Bon : I-I was just selecting some web series to watch, I don't know how it popped up
Ani : Really? Duh- I know how innocent minded you are
Saying it he jumped on the couch while taking the coca cola can from the table and started drinking it
Bon : It's my last out there, give back
Ani : What If I say no
Bon (he throw a pillow on his face) : Give it backkkk
Ani : That pillow won't effect me and if you want it then chase me if you can (he threw the pillow and start running while grabbing the popcorn bowl too)
Bon : Bitch gimme my popcorn and coc (and she run behind him)
Ani : I won't
Bon : Anirudh!! Why you always irritate me (he suddenly stopped on the middle staircase and give it her back)
Ani : Take this (he give it her back and walk upstairs)
Bon : I..I didn't me to hurt y- ughh! You deserve it (she said while munching)
Ani : Bruh! You know what I want it back (he snatched it away and run upstairs)
Bon : This bitch never gonna change (chuckled)
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Hey guyss
How are you all doing?
Well, it's an "short" story for you all, hope you enjoyed it 🌚
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