𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦'𝐬 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐭.
𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧:
𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞:
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𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛:
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𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 - 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬, 𝐎'𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐄𝐦'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐬/𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤. 𝐒𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲, 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥'𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚** 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐎'𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐚. 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝. 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝. 𝐃'𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬, 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐄𝐭𝐜.
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𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑...
𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝟑:
𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞: 𝟕:𝟓𝟓𝐩𝐦
𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞:
Damian is barely speaking to any of the bad boys.
"Aye, Jr. Gong! You good, son?" Reginald asks him.
"Yes." He lies.
"I don't believe you but Imma fall back and wait for you to open up to us." Red sighs.
Nathaniel: We're lowkey fucked up because we know exactly why he is being so silent right now. The nigga got his heartbroken, nuff said.
Earl: This happened yesterday but Kelis & Nas are rubbing their new friendship in Jr. Gong's face. I just need him to open up to me about it so I can help move on with some hoes.
Clifford throws his water bottle at Marshall.
"The fuck was that for, bitch?!" Nate shouts.
"Ah, now you wanna stop the whole fake silent but mysterious bullshit." T.I. smirks.
Marshall and Nathaniel start jumping Clifford. Jeffrey and William push the five hoochies away from Nelly and D'Angelo to flirt with them but when they are rejected they proceed to jump Cornell and Michael.
Cornell whoops Ja's ass and cusses him out for being jealous of him. The hoochies are now all over David, Jeff ignores Nelly's ranting and decides to start attacking Dave instead.
Dwayne tries to break things up, making the bad boys pause.
"We are done, now." Em pants.
Luda laughs his ass off. "Y'all niggas always stop fighting as soon as Dwayne gets involved. Bitchasses."
"Some niggas always wanna fight their ratchet ass cousins battles. Mark asses." Ray retorts.
Christopher punches him across the face and William punches him back, they both start wailing on one another. Dwayne pushes Luda away from William.
"Whose the bitchass now, pussy?" Dwayne asks, grabbing him by the shirt.
The hoochies start fanning themselves, irking the bad boys.
Reginald: These hoes are like cats in heat.
"It's nice to see you repping for the Asian-Americans this season, pal." Christopher responds, changing the subject.
"Hm, good point. But I am the first biracial of the show too." Dwayne responds.
Earl: Well damn! Fuck Ginuwine and Bizzy Bone, right? *raises his eyebrow* Dwayne, if you don't get the fuck outta here!
"Um, Ginuwine and Bizzy exist." Earl quips, taking his shades off.
"My bad, I am the FIRST biracial of this season and the THIRD one overall. Better?" Dwayne responds.
Earl nods his head, putting his shades back on.
𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞: 𝟖:𝟓𝟗𝐩𝐦
𝐀𝐭 𝐀𝐧 𝐔𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐛:
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐬:
Cameron: What the fuck, Em?! David don't want you!
"I am mocking Britney Spears." Eminem states.
Reginald snatches the wig and struggles to put it on over his afro. Em throws it and one of Michael's bald hoes grabs it, putting it on.
"Why do you like bitches that look like c***er patients?" Cam asks.
"Because they're bald?! Niggas are so damn ignorant these days, it hurts me. Fix them seperated teeth that are on the verge of officially divorcing before you come at my sugars, ya hear me?" D'Angelo replies.
Cam kisses his teeth as the hoes start giving Mike a bunch of kisses.
Cameron: He said all that bull so they'll stay stuck on him like a fly on shit.
"Who wants to braid my hair?!" Red asks.
A bunch of hoochies run over to him and an eager blonde one barges past them to hug Red.
"I can give you some crossrows." She giggles, blushing.
The bad boys all stare at her, raising their eyebrows.
"Nevermind, Imma just keep my hair in a fro for now." Reginald responds, pushing the blondie away from him.
"I don't know why you thought dressing up as Britney would make me like you, Em." David sighs, changing the subject.
"You're really gonna believe what a Cornell says? That's like believing what a Willard would say!" Marshall shouts.
"You're a little pussy." Dave scoffs.
"And I fucked the s*** outta your wife's p*ssy and you didn't do shit about it." Em cackles.
"If I really wanted to, I could break your neck but I like your music that's geared towards fake depressed teenagers who act like their life is over because their parents told em to do their fucking homework or they ain't getting Mickey D's for dinner too much for me to wanna off ya. Love ya, mate." Dave retorts.
Nathaniel sniggers and clears his throat, pretending to cough when 50 elbows his arm to shut him up.
"Damn, Red. Did you give me your cold?" Nate asks, fake coughing.
Red side eyes him. "I only gave it to Brando when we fought last week, it's been cured now."
André: Nah, y'all just gave it to me. *coughs*
Damian is checking some woman out.
Damian & The Woman:
Earl laughs his ass off and hugs a still stunned Damian.
"X, mi cyaan fuck an ooman wit dem teet dere. De gyal 'as ah yuck mout, mi feel sick, mi cyaan feel mi chest." Damian fake cries. (Translation: X, I can't fuck a woman with teeth like that. The girl has a yuck mouth, I feel sick, I can't feel my chest.)
"Nigga, stop being over dramatic! Ain't you dating Kelis now?" X asks him.
𝐔𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤:
Damian knocks on Kelis' hotel room door with a bouquet of roses in his hand for her.
"Aww, that is so sweet." A random lady coos, walking past.
Jr. Gong goes red in the face, he knocks on the door again and his half naķed close friend opens it, making him drop the roses.
"Nas?! Nasir?! Nasir Jones?!" Damian asks, in shock.
"Dame, this is not what it looks like. We were just reading the bible." Nas lies, in a calm voice.
"Half näķed?! Who prays to God half nåķed?! Mi look like one bloodclaat eediot to yuh?! So yuh waan lie pon God name to justify why yuh f***ed MI GYAL?!" Damian asks, angrily. (Translation: Do I look like a fucking idiot to you?! So you wanna lie on God's name to justify why you f***ed MY GIRL?!)
Kelis is too embarrassed to even look at Damian.
"Yuh likkle nasty dutty bitch! Mi cut off ah bag of gyal fi yuh and dis is how you repay mi?! Mi was ready to av someting serious wit yuh, Miss Kelis! Yuh mek mi fight and tun pon mi friend, Pharrell fi yuh an you waan cheat pon mi wit my bredjin?! Yuh wrong, de bote of yuh ah go regret dis and mi put dat pon mi Fada and God tah bomboclaat!" Damian yells. (Translation: You little nasty dirty bitch! I cut off a bunch of girls for you and this is how you repay me?! I was ready to have something serious with you, Miss Kelis! You made me fight and turn on my friend, Pharrell for you and you wanna cheat on me with my close friend?! You're wrong, the both of you are going to regret this and I put that on my Father and God to BLEEP!)
Kelis bursts into tears and Nasir holds his head down in shame.
"I am sorry that this had to be filmed, D. I don't want us to fall out over a woman." Nasir responds.
"Is fine, mi nuh cyair bout nuh bloodclaat camera! What mi cyair about is how yuh bote betrayed me." Damian responds, walking away. (Translation: It's fine. I don't care about no fucking camera! What I care Bout is how you both betrayed me.)
𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.
Damian: It was only a few weeks of us dating but dis gyal was sweet talking the fuck outta mi. Mi feel like one eediot! (Translation: I feel like one idiot!)
"We broke up last night, mi nah waan talk bout it." Damian responds. (Translation: I don't want to talk about it.)
X is concerned. "Damian, Kelis has been running her mouth about cheating on you with Nas, son. I just didn't wanna say anything because I knew that you knew. I'm sorry, man."
Damian is too shocked to say anything.
"Yuh coulda tell me, same way! Now mi waan fuck up Nasir! Ah weh 'im deh?!" Damian shouts. (Translation: You still could have told me! Now I wanna fuck Nasir up! Where is he?!)
Earl tries giving Damian a pep talk but it just makes Jr. Gong even more pissed off.
"WHEN HE COMES AS A MENTOR, YOU CAN FUCK HIM UP AND WE WILL ALL HELP YOU BUT FOR NOW, I NEED YOU TO FIX THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF THAT BITCH! YOU COULD DO BETTER AND YOU KNOW THAT! STOP GETTING SO MAD!" Earl screeches, stunning Damian.
"Fine." Damian responds, in a small voice.
Damian is given some champagne while X calls some hoes over to dance on him, Damian is still too depressed to even take notice of them.
"Ray J! Tell the bartender we need 20 shots of tequila mixed with vodka!" Earl demands.
"Shit sounds nasty." Nate gags.
"Tough." Earl shrugs.
In a short twenty minutes later, Damian is wasted and finally loosening up, dancing along to the club music, the hoochies and X are elated.
Redman: X is forcing him to let this go by getting him dŕunk to f*** these ugly hoes?! Yikes...
"Oh" by Ciara and BGC1 Monica's cousin starts playing.
The Bad Boys:
Earl: I only like Ciara's parts. I still hate Luda.
Cornell: Ciara is all woman, them rumors were rooted in raçism in my opinion.
The bad boys are banned from the club after Em and 50 drunkenly attack two of the security guards, they all decide to go back to the mansion to throw a house party.
They are greeted by some shocking guests.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬:
𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 "𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐧", 𝐉𝐫.
𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐫 "𝐁𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐑𝐡𝐲𝐦𝐞𝐬" 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐫.
𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐥 "𝐎𝐥' 𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝" 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬.
Meth: A lot of things have changed since season one including me being messy. I am way more nicer now and have gotten closer to God.
Bus: Ja Rule! Why the fuck are you bringing me into your beef with 50, Em & X?! Did you watch last season? I am not the one to play with. The rat sadly got ran over by a car in 2001 at only 4 years old when my stupid ass son let his ass run out of the cage while I was in the shower. I named him Dutty Bwoy. May he rest in rat heaven.
Luca (Producer): Did you just call an 8 year old stupid?!
Busta: Did your wife tell me you got a shrimp d*** and that's why she'd rather ride my d*** instead of yours every Wednesday when you go to visit yo sick mama in the hospital? Shutcho yuh bloodclaat mout! (Translation: Your f***ing mouth!)
Ason: I ain't as crazy as I used to be, y'all. Jail crushed Dirty's spirit and Wu weren't there for me when I was at my lowest except for Meth, that's why I love him. He's a real one.
Jack (Producer): Damn, not even your blood cousins came through for you?
Ason: Nope.
Red hugs both Dirty and Meth, tightly. He awkwardly fist bumps Busta.
"You are a walking joke for allowing something like Faith Evans to dump you before the fame." Busta whispers to him.
Reginald: I'm sure she regrets it now after being with that fat shit who whøoped her ass throughout their whole long ass tumultuous marriage.
The bad boys are feeling a mixture of emotions, they are excited and nervous.
"Y'all will forever be iconic for how you were last season! Meth you was just as shady as Prince. Dirty and Busta y'all hands were lethal! I can't control myself right now." André squeals and starts cartwheeling.
Dirty and Busta chuckle.
"Dirt, you remember when we did wild shit like that on our season?" Busta asks him.
"Hell yeah, good times." Dirty grins.
"But we ain't here to reminisce about the good days, are we?" Busta questions, rubbing vaseline all over himself.
Dirty smirks, staring at Ja. "You done fucked up, son."
"AND IT GETS WORSE BECAUSE I'M A MENTOR TOO!" Another bad boy alum yells.
𝐔𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫:
𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐧 "𝐉𝐚𝐲-𝐙" 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫.
Jay-Z: You thought I calmed down after getting with my new girlfriend, the fine one from DC? Nah, I'm still batshit crazy and absolutely shady!
"Okay, so I wanna do something shocking. The mentors are given the power to get rid of any bad boy they like and the nigga I want to see leave is T.I., you're a filler bad boy like how Mary and Alicia was filler bad girls on BGC!" Shawn shouts.
Clifford laughs his ass off. "You ain't being serious."
"Does he look like he's joking?" Dirty asks, rhetorically.
"This is categorically barbaric." Clifford gasps.
"Barely anyone likes him but this is completely fucked up, Jay!" 50 shouts.
Shawn laughs his ass off. "Okay and?"
The house phone keeps ringing and André answers it, an angry Kelis is on the other end, trash talking Damian to him.
Dwayne: Bitch move, 3 Stacks. You both sound like his scorned lovers when the reason he dislikes the both of y'all is your faults.
Cornell and Jeffrey are too angry to even speak.
"As soon as I fucking make a new friend, you go and do this?! We need to brawl, Jay. Right now!" Cornell threatens.
"Cereal, you don't want this smoke. I am really strong." Shawn warns.
"Bullshit." Em fake coughs.
"I refuse to acknowledge another Tupac, Dr. Dre & 50 Crow's feet d***rider! Find your own identity and maybe I'll allow you to diss me." Shawn scoffs.
"This season has been ruined because y'all just Marloned Tip. Meth, Dirt, Bus, are y'all just gonna stand there and not stop this shit from happening?!" Jeffrey asks them.
The maids hand the bad boys some fresh homemade lemonade. Ja is contemplating on whether he should swing on the mentors or not, tapping his feet.
Johnny Blaze, Busta Rhymes & Big Baby Jesus:
The maids give Clifford all of his luggage, Ja Rule is getting worried thinking about whether Tip is gonna pop off or not.
"You can avenge your friend, Ja. You can stay but T.I. is too irrelevant to be here and Ray J, you better kiss my wife's ass! Her friendship with your sister is the reason why I kept your corny ass here over Tip." Shawn snaps.
Earl: They just started dating and this nigga keeps calling Beyoncé his wife. Not gonna happen, they are not gonna last. I give it 4 years.
D'Angelo: They're married?! She was just here with me last night....
Ray J: I would love to kiss his wife's ass but I ain't stupid. If I even try to hug her, Jay would snap me in half.
Ray rolls his eyes, muttering inaudible insults about Jay under his breath.
Tip starts swinging on Meth, they are both really going at it. Both of their punches are connecting, making loud thud noises. Shawn jumps in and Tip starts choking him out, headbutting him repeatedly until Jay gets a conçussion. Tip stomps an uncoñsciøus Shawn out.
The security guards restrain him as Dirty & Busta are shook.
"Nah, let that nigga fight us!" Dirty shouts.
The guards listen to Dirty and allow Tip to bum rush Busta. Trevor flings Tip across the room and then he bum rushes T.I., Bus uppercuts Tip twice and then pushes him into Dirty.
A dizzy T.I. is able to land four good punches across Dirty's face but still ends up getting his ass whooped by him. Dirty then kicks Tip towards the front door of the mansion.
"Ja, Nelly. If you wanna avenge him, do it now or never." Busta warns.
"Yeah, Imma just take that never package because I'll lose." Cornell responds.
Ja Rule helps T.I. up. They both try to jump Dirty but fail ever so miserably once Dirt McGirt gives them the Layzie special. The security guards hold Busta, Jay and Meth back from trying to fight Ja.
Tip snatches a empty glass bottle of Henny from Damian.
"Thanks, Lauryn Hill's baby daddy." Tip grins.
The bad boys all stare at a infuriated Clifford as he leaves the house.
Clifford: Like I said befo, this is categorically barbaric! I did not deserve this, I am so angry about this shit, they f***ing Ice Cubed me for no reason, at least with Cube there was a reason! 50 and his crew are the dollar tree version of The Thugs so I am definitely whooping their asses at the reunion and that's a promise. BYE!
Tip throws broken glass at the camera and calls the cameramen a bunch of Willards as he is driven away in a taxi.
"So you're the one fucking Lauryn Hill? You're lucky as fuck." Busta asks, dapping Damian up.
Damian:
"Busta, be forreal." Jr. Gong responds.
"I'm just fucking with you, bredjin." Busta laughs.
Damian nods his head, smoking a blunt. André runs back into the living room and starts singing random MJ songs.
"You sound like absolute shit, mate." Dave lies.
"Okay? At least I didn't get cheated on by my girl, at least her side nigga weren't my best friend, Beckham." André cackles.
Damian is too hurt to retort, Red nudges him and Jr. Gong ignores him. Meth drags Red by his fro to scold him for being too high to help him during his fights earlier.
"YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SNOOP, MY NIGGA!" Meth shouts at him.
Reggie: *shrugs* Oops, my bad. *farts* That was the rat's ghost not me.
"D, how about we go to another club?" X suggests.
"I can get Halle to get with him if he needs cheering up." Michael adds.
"Mi cyaan believe she really bragged about dis tuh unu, she badmind fi dat." Damain responds. (Translation: I can't believe she really bragged about this to y'all, she's malicious for that.)
"Damian, if you need to vent about any of this. Dirt McGirt has got your back, brother." Dirty tells him.
"It's fine, Dirty. Mi waan know if YOU are okay after how yuh group switch up pon yuh?" Damian asks. (Translation: I wanna know if you are okay after how your group switched up on you?)
Russell holds his head down, shaking his head, Meth decides to answer Damian's question for him.
"Damian, Dirty knows that the Wu still loves him for now and forever." Meth tells him.
"Lying arse bitches." David fake coughs.
William and Jeffrey jump David out of pure jealousy. Busta and Dirty fling them away from a stunned David. Ray & Ja start jumping D'Angelo, The Rock karate chops the back of their necks, knocking them out.
"Did they just jump me for being shady?! What the hell was that for?! I wasn't even fucking shading them, I was shading Wu-Tang for being fake bitches!" A shocked David asks.
Clifford: Our group was not being fake, it is too complicated to explain...
"Very interesting that André and Cam are supposed to be your boys but didn't defend you." Michael responds.
"David is a whole trained fighter, he don't need our help when he can hit them both with a Layzie Bone combo if needs be. They deliberately caught his ass slipping." Cam'ron responds.
"Agreed." André adds.
Dave fist bumps 3 Stacks and Killa Cam.
"I just don't understand why they did that to me, Dilemma and Brown Sugar for?! What have we done?" David asks.
"According to production, everytime y'all go to the club. You, Dwayne, Cam, 50, Cornell and D'Angelo pull the most bitches. Jeffrey thinks it's fucked up cause you and Nelly are taken so y'all shouldn't be entertaining other bitches and William is mad about that too despite him being taken himself and they both still pull bitches like y'all any-damn-way, Ray just...pays them to f*** him...with Brandy and DeVanté's money. Oh and DeVanté was the one begging Brandy to put you on the show so you could be the Will of the season a.k.a...A BIG ASS JOKE!" Shawn explains.
The Bad Boys:
William gains back his consciousness and starts swinging on Cornell, Nelly dodges most of his hits and hits him with 20 hefty left and right hooks. Ray now has a busted lip and a black eye.
Jeffrey just awkwardly fist bumps Nelly.
"I don't think we will ever be able to get along like that, Ja. If you're gonna keep being jealous of me for being attractive then Imma have to cut you off and risk losing my babygirl." Nelly informs.
Jeffrey starts feeling bad and holds his head down, looking all upset.
André: Don't nobody feel bad for you, Ja Rule. *cartwheels out of the confessional*
"Ja, trust me. Holding onto petty shit will make you age horribly like 50 and Cam will in the future. You will find hoes who want you, you being a rapper alone will drive bitches crazy. That's how Busta and Jay's ugly asses pulled bitches, they'd freestyle for them hoes and it would surprisingly make their drawls wet." Meth recalls.
The Bad Boys:
Dirty nudges his arm. "Why would you say that?"
"Imma try freestyle shit, Meth. Thank you." Ja smiles.
"With what bars?" 50 asks.
Em bites his lip then starts busting up, laughing. The bad boys also laugh their asses off. Shawn and Trevor wanna swing on Meth for shading them.
"Calm down, uglies. Not every rapper is attractive! Who cares?" Cornell provokes.
"Red, who you got beef with?" The Specialist quizzes.
"Dave, Cam and André because they get on The Dogs nerves." Red responds.
"You still like your girls chunky like Mo'Nique?" Jay asks.
"Hell yeah!" Red responds.
Dwayne: He always manages to say some dumb shit every episode. You "fighted" X? You fucked one of the maids and caught a cold? Now you like women MO'NIQUE'S SIZE?! *sighs* I cannot.
"Meth, the only reason why I ain't whooping your ass again is because you and I both know why you came up in here with some shades on so Imma just wild out on Ja Rule because he pisses me off." Busta retorts.
Clifford: *takes his shades off* I got the Will treatment on the limo ride here. *sighs* But I still look good, blōódshot red eyes and all.
Trevor To Jeffrey (Nelly is Spongebob):
Jeffrey is sent flying into the home library, falling into the bookshelves.
The Bad Boys:
Cornell runs up on Trevor and starts punching him up, Busta uppercuts him, making Nelly dizzy. Nelly knees Bus in the nuts and then puts him in a headlock.
Shawn kicks Nelly away from Busta and starts whooping his ass. Ja runs up on Meth and has a 50/50 fight with him, he is about to swing on Dirty and the security guards hold him back.
"Ason, swing pon him!" Damian demands.
"For what? I'm an ugly bastard and I embrace that, being confident in who you are is key! Being insecure about being ugly like Raekwon is pathetic." Dirty responds.
"You know what, nigga? You deserved what they did to you in jail! What did they say again? Oh yeah, I remember. They whooped your ass with a telephone and said shit like "WE MUST K*LL ODB!" Right? That documentary made me happy." Ja shouts.
Clifford, Russell, Shawn & Trevor:
Shawn: Has he lost his fucking mind?! What happened to Dirty in there was fucked up! It is common knowledge that he's a dr*g addict but they locked that man up with můrderers and r**ists who wanted to murk his ass out of pure jealousy! How in the fuck did he deserve that yet niggas like 50 and Ja are free when they are boldy tryna k*ll one another?! I know I am being hypocritical but come on, y'all! Dirty was done dirty! No pun intended.
"Ja, I may be a changed man but clearly you want me to go back to the old me." Dirt sighs.
Big Baby Jesus: I was really trying to be nice to this man but he just pushed the wrong button.
When Ja tries to bum rush Dirty, ODB knees him in the head twice, making Ja fall down on top of him. Dirty pushes Ja off of him and starts stomping him out with Johnny Blaze.
Busta and Shawn jump Cornell when he tries to rush to Ja's defense. A fed up Dwayne decides to randomly knock Jay out with a roundhouse kick.
The Bad Boys:
"Ayo, the fuck did you do that for, son?!" Busta asks.
"I did it because he disrespected Pac too much last season. You can't call someone a bitch and a d***rider when you're one yourself, him and Puffy never read the room or check themselves but love to check others. Season 1 was full of hypocrites and Jay was the biggest one. The streets already told me that Jay is a mark and a pussy. Don't let this show or your friendship with him fool you. Jay-Z is a punk ass bitch and if Beyoncé's smart, she'd dump this cornball for a real man like me or Idris." Dwayne answers.
Trevor: He did not lie, I can't even defend Jay on this one.
"I think it's time we leave." Busta laughs, nervously.
"Yes, I think it is!" Jeffrey shouts.
"This season is not about y'all and the next time 50 tries to sic his little season 1 friends on Ja. Imma whoop you little Dogs asses." Dwayne yells.
"Oops, I'm scared." Em says, in a sarcastic tone.
"Dwayne, why are you going so hard for Ja Rule when he just came at one of the GOATs?" D'Angelo asks him.
"Don't question me." Dwayne responds.
"Nah, I am gonna question you because the shit makes no sense!" Michael responds.
Dwayne facepalms and ignores D'Angelo.
"You know what? Can one of you season 1 niggas let DeVanté know that his wife is the one braiding Mike and Chris' hair?" Red exposes.
Everyone stares at an unbothered William.
"My big sis can do what she wants to." Ray shrugs.
Chris: She only does my hair, nothing more than that.
Michael: DeVanté gave me the okay to f*** his wife so *shrugs* I get cüçkold vibes from em.
"Jay, I forgot to ask why are you wearing no shoes?" Nate Dogg queries.
"A fan robbed me at the airport, this is Meth's clothes I'm wearing." Jay admits.
"AHA, THE STREETS WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE A PU**Y!" Dwayne yells, followed with a cackle.
"Anyway, one more thing. Us mentors get to decide who the next replacement is." Dirty grins.
"I was the one who chose him, here's a hint...He may become the most bullied replacement of the season." Shawn smirks.
The bad boys start trying to figure out who it could be as the mentors stroll out of the mansion.
Busta Rhymes: Damian, yuh betta rep Jamaica properly or yuh haffi deal wid mi, bredjin! Bye y'all, happy holidays. (Translation: Damian, you better rep Jamaica properly or you'll have to deal with me, close friend!)
Jay-Z: I feel like 50, Em or X will be fan faves of the season like me.
Method Man: I DO NOT miss this show at all. These niggas are so immature except for Red, he's still as hilarious as ever. I love him and Dirty so much, the closest friends I've always needed.
Ol' Dirty Bastard: I find Ja Rule so annoying, he is desperately trying to get villain of the season. The villains of our season were less desperate with it, well not Puffy but Jay was. Anyway, stay blessed and cherish your loved ones. Please. Goodnight!
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