dirty nursery rhymes

By midnightqueer

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The title says it all. PG-13-17 Started May 2015 More

Jack, and Jill 1.0
Jack be nimble 1.0
Row Row Row Your Boat 1.0
Jack, and Jill 2.0
Yankee Doodle 1.0
Little Jack Horner 1.0
Hickory Dickory Doc 1.0
Jack, and Jill 3.0
Hickory Dickory Doc 2.0
Little Jack Horner 2.0
Jack, and Jill 4.0
Jack, and Jill 5.0
Reality Check- not a nursery rhyme
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
You Think I Care- not a nursery rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard
Little Bo Peep 2.0
Humpty Dumpty 1.0
Little Tea Pot 1.0
Author's Note
Christopher Columbus
Row Row Row Your Boat 2.0
Row Row Row Your Boat 3.0 - full chorus
Mary Mary Quite Contrary 1.0 - full chorus
Roses Are Red- Short Poem
Roses Are Red- Short Poem 2
Short Comment
Roses are Red - Short Poem 3
A Rhyme
Pregnancy Poem
Roses are red - Poem 4
Rated R- Poem
Twinkle Twinkle 1.0
Twinkle Twinkle 2.0
Roses are red - Short Poem 5
Roses are red - Short Poem 6
Roses are red - Short Poem 7
Twinkle Twinkle 3.0
Twinkle Twinkle 4.0
Twinkle Twinkle 5.0
Twinkle Twinkle 6.0
Mary had a little lamb 1.0
Mary had a little lamb < pig
Not a nursery rhyme
Quote (?)
Jack and Jill 6.0
Little Red Riding Hood 1.0
Row Row Row Your Boat 4.0
Humpty Dumpty 2.0
Alice
Humpty Dumpty/Little Bo Peep 3.0
You're A Penny
Word Play???/Not A Nursery Rhyme
Mary Mary Quite Contrary 2.0
Roses are red - Short poem 8
Jack and Jill 7.0
Not a nursery rhyme 2.0 sexual
Not a nursery rhyme 3.0
Mary had a little lamb < bike
Jack and Jill 8.0
Jack Sprat 1.0
Mary had a little lamb 2.0
Little Jack Horner
Milk Milk 1.0
Milk Milk 2.0
SPN-Mary Mary Quite Contrary 3.0

Little Bo Peep 1.0

7.8K 46 8
By midnightqueer

Little Bo Peep

Had a sheep that she kept in her backyard.

When she would pull down her panties,

And show him her fanny,

His little wooly ding dong would get hard.

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