*cue music*
Dearly beloved,
For your entertainment,
It's my pleasure to introduce to
you Hell's latest arrival
The equal-opportunity killer, Alastor!
Hello, it's nice to meet you!
(HELLO!)
Can you tell me where I am?
I don't know how I got here
But I think I'm starting to understand.
I don't belong among the angels
And baby that's just fine with me.
(HAH)
The things I did up
there were high school
But now I'm going for my degree
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe
all of you in entertaining fire!
Da da
Da dada da
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Da dada
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Wait a minute, do I know you?
Weren't you an old pal of mine?
Departed from us far too early
But now we're meeting a second time.
We used to have such fun together
And maybe you have what I need
But first I have one tiny question
Tell me, do you demons bleed?
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe
all of you in entertaining fire!
Da da
Da dada da
Da da
Da dada
Da da
Da dada da
Da da da da
(HAHAHAHA)
Da da dada da
(YEAH)
Da da
Da dada da
Da da
Da dada
(ALRIGHT)
Da da
Da dada da
Da da da da
Da da dada da
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
Haven't been the same since I expired
Doesn't mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe
all of you in entertaining fire!
Hey
Sorry but you just got in my way
I promise honey I can feel your pain
And maybe I enjoy just a little bit
Does that make me insane?
*cue end*
he held back his tears as hard as he could but they managed to escape
Song: To the bone by JT Music
(i don't know why but the songs are creepily getting more relatable 😰)