THINKING OUT LOUD!

Von Unprettier

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Life's a beach, or: thoughts of an author without enough imagination to write fiction. Published before the E... Mehr

Random Thoughts ni Unprettier
Good morning sa iyo.
Not all "smart" kids are smart, some are just good at kissing everyone's asses
Ikaw ay nabubuhay sa mundo hindi para maging masama kundi para magpakabuti
Bakit dugo ang sinisipsip ng mga lamok hindi ba pwedeng taba na lang
Tumawag ka sa McDo at itanong mo kung ano na ang presyo ng gasolina ngayon
Ba't masarap ang bawal tulad ng McDo cheeseburger na may 300 calories
Buti pa ang gasolina nagmamahal pero 'yung iba dyan hindi
Ang buhay parang leche flan minsan sweet minsan leche
"Pwede magtanong?" "Oo." "Sige salamat!"
I'm mad at you pero ang hot mo pa rin
Time Of Your Life (Welcome To The Motorcade)
Wala bang course na "sleeping" sa college kasi dun lang ako magaling
Tigilan mo ko wala akong barya naubos na sa Christmas shopping
Hindi nga kasi ako mataba makapal lang talaga ang mga buto ko
Going To Singapore: A Travel Journal Kuno
Wala lang
Time goes by too fast.
Dysfunctional
LOLOLOL
You Think You Know Me
Keep Calm and Shut The Hell Up
ang init dito
Going To Prom: Weh, 'Di Nga (another journal kuno)
Sa totoo lang walang meaning ang mga title ng mga chapter ng kwentong ito
HASHTAG MEDYO BADUY
Sige umalis ka na para mapag-usapan ka namin
Ang pagmamahal ay parang fried chicken masarap pero nagpapadami ng pimples
one bero plus one bero equals tubero
***SUPER SPECIAL EDITION*** Unprettier reviews...
Wala kang pera? Ba't 'di mo subukang ibenta 'yung mga kakilala mong plastic
Bakit ambait mo sa 'kin ngayon mangungutang ka ba
Pastillas de Leche ng Kalabaw
Ah di ikaw ang pinatamaan ko sa status ko pero onga no wala ka ring kwentang tao
hb hdbl
oo na
Nasa iyo na ang lahat pati ang puso ko tapos namatay ako
Ang almusal ay sigawan, ang hapunan ay sigawan, ang tulugan ay sigawan...
Under Pressure!!!
jbdfg
[MINI_UPDATE] We learn, we train, we... complain?
Oh My G, You're So G-R-R
Aanhin mo pa ang iyong kagandahan kung hinahabol ka na ng aso?
Ang love life ay parang iPhone. Wala ako nun.
hpfbtngrbgrlfrl
May exam kami bukas
La Cucaracha
And on the 8th day, God created Yakisoba...
Thank you for the inconvenience
Walang title dahil wala akong maisip
Para kang fishball kase hindi ka nagmamahal
coochie coochie coo
Hopia, Mani, Popcorn, Pirated na DVD
SMILE KA KONTI LANG
Queen for a Day
mass hysteria
bawal omehi dito maholi bog-bog (journal kuno walang maisulat edition)
Sana birthday candle ka na lang para habang pinapatay kita nagpapalakpakan sila
Citrus Green Tea at Skyflakes para sa mga pusong sawi
kalabaw na naka-bestida habang nakasakay sa bicycle
Wattpad Killed the Hardbound Star
technologic
walang tabs kapag walang abs
Huling Harurot
Ang pasko ay sumabit (year-ender* special)
Merikurisumasu
Polluted phrases are the kill of the season
Yo he estado aquí muchas veces antes y regreso
Y regreso aquí otra vez y comienzo
The floor's all yours, the house is full, you've made the slip now take the fall
Hindi lang fireworks ang puputok mamayang gabi *wink, wink*
Floorwax ka ba kasi I love you ESTE nadulas ako
The Girl Who Destroyed The World
Sadyang nakapagpapabagabag ba o sadyang nakakapagpabagabag? (the former)
broken glass scars (wala nanamang maisulat / outdated edition)
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water
Babush babush kemerloo eklavush (graduate na si author edition)
Good Riddance!
Novacaine
Ending

Unprettier 3:16 says "bugok ang author ng story na ito"

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We were listening to the radio in our school service a few days ago, and I discovered this gem of a song. The song's title is "Batugan" by Pio. The song itself sounds like a rejected chapter of this story, only 10 times harsher (albeit more truthful).

The singer addresses the song to the lazy people out there who loiters and goes on gimmicks with their friends, or as the kids would say it, "dA hOmiEzZz", instead of getting actual jobs.

Medyo harsh 'yung depiction nung singer sa target audience, pero para sa akin, maganda ang message ng kanta kung i-di-disregard mo 'yung medyo trashtalk-y vibe niya. To be honest, Pinoy music artists are on a roll this decade. Good music? Check. Inspirational message? Check.

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My mother stated that I learned to speak before I learned to walk, and she also said that I was already noisily reading text on billboards during car trips when I was barely a year old. I have no idea on whether this is just an absurd statement or it's the truth.

I'd love to ask that baby questions like "what is your favorite food", "is it true that you stuffed McDonald's french fries in your mouth during the time when you only had, like, two teeth", and "what is the radius of a sphere whose volume measures 2744 cubic centimeters"

On a completely unrelated note, I'm going to fail my math chapter test, because 1.) I had an insufficient amount of time to study and 2.) I only answered 1 out of the 2 pages because I was too much of an idiot to bother flipping the paper to reveal the other questions.

It reminds me of that chemistry test in which I got 36 correct answers out of, I don't know, EIGHTY ITEMS? It's because every other section had been given extra time to answer the test. Our section got screwed again. It's just like the Montreal Screwjob, except that this isn't kayfabe and there aren't people who were locking each other in submission maneuvers before said screwjob happened.

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I'm constantly reprimanding myself for being not-so-nice towards some *ahem* people in class (I'M SORRY!) but I couldn't help it since these people I'm side-eyeing on a daily basis do not know how to respect people... and don't get me started about discipline.

I've been getting numerous headaches because of thinking how to salvage my class from the not-so-good reputation we have, but then again, you can't fix what's already broken - especially if that "broken" thing I'm referring to is our reputation.

It's March. We have 20 days to go before the school year ends. I should be "YAY"-ing my butt off because of this fact, but...

But before the school year ends, I hope that I (and the remaining people in my class who are actually quite nice) could teach our classmates a thing or two about respect and discipline. You may not become successful if you're a jerk. Or maybe you may, if you're rich. I study in a catholic school, it's a shame that some people who don't go to school act better than some of my classmates. BUT THEN AGAIN, stereotyping is no good, because religion, money, ethnicity, gender, age, nationality, et cetera should not be used as a factor for judging people's attitudes.

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Ano meron dun sa bagong catchphrase ng mga bulilit ngayon? You know, 'yung "sh@bu pa"? Medyo disturbing pakinggan lalo na kung nakita mo 'yun sa status ng isang 10-year-old na bata sa Facebook.

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Please don't hold me responsible for anything I said or did from the years 2010-2011. Teka, parang sinabi ko na 'to ah...

--x--


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