Moon: "Do you like dark humor?"
Sun: "Yeah, of course I like dark humor!"
Moon: "Alright."
Moon: *Turns off lights*
Moon: "Knock knock."
Sun: "Turn that light back on—"
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Moon: "The sky changes color based on how I'm feeling."
Sun: "But the sky is basically blue everyday?"
Moon: "Exactly."
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Moon: *Reading a book to a child*
Moon: "The cow says 'moo'. Butterfly doesn't say anything."
Moon: "The pig says you have the right to remain silent."
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Child: *Walks up to Moon*
Child: "Daddy?"
Moon:
Moon: "Do I look—"
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Sun: "I like this place, you know?"
Sun: "It's great and fun!"
Moon:
Moon: "The fuck you looking at?"
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Sun: "Look, honey, you're getting a bit older now and you're going to have to act more your age."
Another child: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"
Sun: *Ontop of the play structures*
Sun: "YOURE IN THE LAVA HAHAHAHAHAH!"
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Sun: "Is this a prank? Because I swear if—"
Moon: "It is no prank, BITCH."
Sun: "HEY! . .why do you sound like that?"
Moon: "Because, you, my precious little bitch boy,"
Sun: "Stop it sir!"
Moon: "Are tripping BALLZ."
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