"Good morning" I wake up to a warming voice " I hope your awake baby or did I wake you" I sit up in bed stretch " good morning offender, so what should we have for breakfast" offender picks me up and kisses me lightly " I don't know what do you think we should have" I get up and grab my clothes and got dressed " hmm maybe you should ask Joshua what he wants" offender agrees and walks into his room " Joshua what the hell who is this" Joshua jumps up pulling the girl away " dad umm I can explain" offender pulls the girl away from Joshua " kacy get your ass in here and try and explain this to me" kacy runs in " what In the world who is this fucking girl Joshua what was you doing last night" Joshua got out of bed still covered up by a blanket " mom dad get out please offender looks at him "why are you fucking naked what was you doing to her you have majour explaining to do" the door closes and offender carriers the poor girl to the living room " excuse me what's your name and why was you on top of my fucking son huh can you please explain!!" The girl looks away and says " he gave me this flower and said he loved me so I agreed with him" offender slapped his hand on his face and rubed down " Joshua used my fucking magic flowers to get fucking laid by a girl ohh he's in so much trouble he better hope he's not dead by tommarow" kacy rubs my back and slowly breathes out " offender calm down you do the same fucking thing" Joshua walks out and offender marches tours him and punches him to the ground Joshua backs up holding his nose " dad what the hell was that for" offender put Joshua up against the wall and took everything he had " what don't take my phone" offender starts to pat him down and finds the flowers he uses " oh what are these I fucking wonder where did ya get them bitch huh where" Joshua tried to walk away but offender held him to the ground " kacy take that poor girl home ok" kacy shook her head and grabed the car keys the front door slammed shut " so Joshua how did you take my flowers huh I would like to know or am I going to have to beat it out of you" Joshua backed away and accepted a beating " going to be a smart ass are we fine we'll do it my way" offender wrapped his tenticules around Joshua's arm and sqeased real tight until blood flow stoped " ow dad ok I'll tell you if you let go" offender let go and death stared him " I got them from your room last night after you and mom went to sleep" kacy walked in the door " so did you get it out of him " yea he stole them" kacy sent Joshua to his room and looked at offender " we need to get ready cause if you don't remember it's our wedding tonight" offender walked to the room and grabed his tux right then and there trender poped in the room " now your not going to get married in that old thing are you" offender looks at him and throat punched him " that was very unexpected but ok" kacy walked in the room in her beautiful dress and flips her curled black hair " what do you think boys" offenders mouth hit the ground " meow I like it" kacy laughs " of course you do, oh and trender judge me on this dress and I'll make sure your clothes end up burning in hell".
Hours later over at the church " do you offender take kacy to be your lovely wedded wife" " I do" " and do you kacy take offender to be your lovely wedded husband" " I do" they kissed and walked to the back of the church and kacy threw the flowers. Offender sweeps kacy off her feat and the disappear in the moonlight. " so how about we go on a honey moon soon" kacy shakes her head and kisses offender " I would very much like a honey moon baby"