Ayanokouji's POV
It's a bright and peaceful day. The birds are singing and classes were on pause for the time being. It's because that the Chairman had thought it would be a good idea to throw a costume party for everyone.
Seeing that I don't know what to wear for this party, I thought it'd be a great idea to have my girlfriend, Kei Karuizawa, to accompany me to the mall so I could find a good costume.
As of right now, I was waiting for her by the benches, drinking canned coffee.
"Kiyotaka!"
Hearing my girlfriend- wait- I heard two voices- Both of which had called me out by my first name. I furrowed my eyebrows and looked towards the two voices. I know one of them is Kei and the other is Amikura...
But why am I seeing two Kei Karuizawas?
"..."
"Did you wait long, Kiyotaka?" The two of them asked with a smile. Their voices were in sync too.
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At the back of my head, the darkness within me was telling me to just call this off and take the two Kei's back to my dorm and just-
"No, i just got here... Kei... and... Kei..." Should I play along with them? I mean it would be troublesome but still I want to know where this would even lead.
The two of them looked at each other and smiled mischievously. The two of them immediately flanked to my sides, both latching upon my arms and pressing themselves against me. I totally did not expect this kind of boldness from Amikura. Then again, contrasting from my girlfriend who is as calm as a cucumber, happily nuzzling against my arm, Amikura, however, was much more embarrassed, her cheeks were burning bright red.
This will be fun.
Sudou's POV:
Have you ever felt the need to question the world before?
I have... I questioned it at times.
I mean like, sometimes, I question why it's so hard to gain affection from Suzune.
Sometimes, I question why I ended up with a messed up family situation.
Sometimes, I question why Mathematics was even invented in the first place.
And Sometimes, I wonder still why Kanji won't shut up about tits when he already has a girlfriend.
But rarely I questioned what's wrong with the world.
As of right now, I'm hanging out with a teammate of mine from basketball. Kondou and Komiya- Now I know you're asking- Why am I hanging out with these two guys who were involved in the plot to get me kicked out in the first place?
Short answer, Water under the bridge. Yesterday's punching bag is today's best buddy.
I think only girls hold grudges till the day they die. Don't quote me on that one.
So like the story behind us hanging out right now is that Kondou just one day asked me if I had any anime that i could recommend. And I was like "Slam dunk". Because lets face it. That shit's better than Kuroko.
Surprisingly, Kondou was like "Holy shit, you watched that for real?"
And I was like "Hell yeah for real!"
Soon he invited me along with Komiya to watch the new movie for that anime and then we got along pretty well.
So now here we are, just talking about our last match against another school from Chiba Prefecture when all of the sudden, an unusual sight just appeared right before our eyes.
Komiya was the first to react "Uh... I didn't know our school year have twins"
"No shit..." Kondou remarked "And what's shocking is that the both of them like the same guy..."
"Yeah... That's Ayanokouji, right? that fast guy?"
"Yeah..." I replied. I was really confused alright. I just saw Karuizawa and Ayanokouji- well that sight isn't really weird. Everyone knows that they're dating nowadays anyways. But what's odd is that there were two Karuizawas on each of his arm.
"Dude's living the dream huh... But that girl's supposed to be Karuizawa, right? Does she have a twin in this school or something?"
"They're prolly sisters? Just looks a lot like each other?"
"Ayo what if that Karuizawa girl just mastered the Kage Bunshin technique?"
"We ain't in an anime, Kondou-" I said, shaking my head.
Kondou then smirked as he looked at us. "But really, guys, you aint lookin at the bigger picture here... Imagine your girlfriend just managed to create a clone for herself, alright-"
"Can't relate..."
"Me too..."
"What you guys hadn't gotten girlfriends yet?"
"Not me..."
"Mine is... complicated" I said, looking down at my cup of water. Gaah I don't even know what the fuck happened back in Hokkaido at all... Was I rejected? am I waiting for a response? Ike told me to move on already but it ain't that easy, chief!
Kondou sighed and just continued to explain "J-just hear me out alright? Like your girlfriend clones herself. Same looks, same feelings, same everything! Now... like..." He then smirked and then smacks the table with his hand. "I can imagine porno title now: Threesome without the Cheating tag" As he said that, he bursted out laughing.
"You are an idiot, Kondou" Komiya shook his head.
Meanwhile, I was looking at the lights at the ceiling, trying to wrap my head around that fact.
"... But can they handle the T-rex thou?"
"What do you mean, Sudou?"
"Oh shit, the rumors hadn't reached you guys yet?"
"What rumors?"
"Apparently that guy's..."
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"WHAT THE FUCK?! HE HAD BEATEN ALBERT IN THAT CATEGORY?!"
"Holy shit! and the girls don't know about this? if they know, it'll be headlines in the gossip ring for two months!"
"My guy, I am telling you, those girls are going to be shook at that threesome-"
"Okaaaaay Kondou! I really don't want to imagine my classmate dicking his girlfriend and her twin right now-"
"What?! Aren't u curious? there's also a myth that twins feel what the other is feeling- like imagine them getting twice the pleasure-"
"KONDOU I SWEAR TO GOD!" Komiya then stood up and began to strangle Kondou, Simpsons style.
"Ack!"
<==To be continued== (roundabout plays)
A/N: Can't write anything at the moment im brain ded, just thought whilst eating oatmeal earlier about Kei-chan suggesting Mako just dyeing her hair blonde and just acting like her to prank Kiyopon. Might continue this joke chapter after writing a few more chapters of the TUFW universe (yeah im calling it that now)
Anywho! You know the drill! Vote, Comment, stuff like that, spread the word about my story- might start writing Chapter 11 now
OR
Chapter 3 of "What it Means to Love"
Depends really-
Oh oh... I want everyone's thoughts about a few of my ideas that I got whilst I was contemplating my life choices, alright?
-Sadistic Honami
-Tyrant Hiyori
-[REDACTED, THIS IS ALREADY PLANNED TO HAPPEN]
-Hiyori Onee Sama
-Kushida but with Ibuki's personality
-Yandere Suzune
-Yandere Honami
-Dark Hirata, Kiyopon's best friend
-Delinquent Kushida but a masochist in secret
-White Room-er Waifu
-Masochist Arisu 👀
-Sae-chan-sensei being a possible heroine (Just kidding! Or Am I?!)