Ft. Some random smash bros peeps on here-
(Had to copy-paste because it was too long to take a screenshot-)
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Link: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Nana: ...I did. I broke it.
Link: No. No you didn't. Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: Don't look at me. Look at Popo.
Popo: What?! I didn't break it.
Ganondorf: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Popo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ganondorf: Suspicious.
Popo: No, it's not!
Dark Pit: If it matters, probably not, but Zelda was the last one to use it.
Zelda: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Dark Pit: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zelda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dark Pit!
Nana: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Link.
Link: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Dark Pit: Link... Ganondorf's been awfully quiet.
Ganondorf: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing*
Link, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Link: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Link:
Link: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
This is what my life has boiled down to.