sunday, april 5
1:34 pm
we all need help except collei
my bro my guy my dude
im kinda bored with these same ol alphas everday 😒😒
I NEED MORE ALPHAS
literal drunk addict
REAL
take out the alphas but anyone just like wanna talk to more ppl idk, I feel like it'll be more funner
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SAME DO YOU GUYS WANNA ADD UR FRIENDE ON HERE @everyone
leafy boy
I can
girlboss Y/N
OMT YES I NEED TO MEET THAT HEIZOU GUY 😒😒
3'1 grape
why do u need to meet heizou 💀
i mean yes I dont wanna be with these creepy ppl so sure
Girlboss Y/N
scientific purposes
AND CREEPY PPL? SAYS U
walking wallet
HEART BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES 💔💔
collei<3
I can add Tighnai and Cyno?
needs culinary classes
as long as their nice
kokofish🐟
Oooh new ppl
Venti did u pass the interview
Girlboss Y/N
YEAH DID U
literal drunk addict
results tmmr😜
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u prb failed
literal drunk addict
OH MY GOD STOP😭😭
but guys add them right neow
walking wallet
r u serious right neow bro 🥺🥺
my bro my guy my dude
NEW ALPHAS OMGOGM
collei<3 has added 2 people into the groupchat
collei<3 has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx to Tighnari
collei<3 has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx to Cyno
3'1 grape has added 1 people to the groupchat
3'1 grape has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx to Heizou
leafy boy has added 2 people to the groupchat
leafy boy has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx to Xiao
leafy boy has changed xxx-xxx-xxxx to Beidou
Xiao
what the fuck?
Heizou
WHO ADDED ME HERE?
oh its Scaramouche AND KAZUHA IS HERE TOO
leafy boy
hey Xiao and Heizou
Heizou
HI
3'1 grape
hey
Xiao
hi kazuha
leafy boy
hii
literal drunk addict
XIAO?!?!
OH MY GOR HI
Xiao
oh? Venti..
Hello
literal drunk addict
HIII
girlboss Y/N
HEIZOU🤬🤬🤬
Heizou
THE SIMP IS HERE?
Girlboss Y/n
SHUT THE FUCK UP IM MORE THAN A GOOFY AHH SIMP
kokofish🐟
what happened ?
my bro my guy my dude
are u guys true alphas😈😈
Heizou
no and I will never be
Xiao
fuck no 💀
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ew we have more dry people kick them out now
Heizou
ARE U SAYING IM DRY?! I AM NOT DRY EXCUSE YIU 🤥🤥
Xiao
Atleast im not mental?💀
walking wallet
ATLEAST WE HAVE BETTER HUMOR
literal drunk addict
RIGHT
my bro my guy my dude
not true alphas😔
Girlboss Y/N
kazuha what r these emo dryass people
I thought u had better friends🙁
Xiao
Ur sister is also here?
leafy boy
These are good friends wym🙁
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ME WHEN I LIE
needs culinary classes
yall seem ok ig
Heizou
who are YOU
needs culinary classes
Ei?
Heizou
WHAT SCARAS SISTER IS HERE TOO?
3'1 grape
sadly
needs culinary classes
bitch
Xiao
no theres too many ppl im out
leafy boy
wair no
walking wallet
KAZUHA MADE SN TYPO?
Girlboss Y/N
SCREEN SHOTTED TGAT 100 TIMWS
literal drunk addict
GUYS THE WORLD IS ENDING
kokofish🐟
REAL
Heizou
WHY R U GUYS SURPRISED THAT KAZU MADE AN TYPO?
HE ALWAYS MAKES TYPOS
3'1 grape
omg
leafy boy
💀
Heizou
OH RIGHT UHM OMG GUYS WHAT THE FUCJ
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its giving itto
my bro my guy my dude
whar
girlboss Y/N
DID U GUYS JUST CALLED HIM KAZU?😨😨
AND I REALIZED THAY U CALLED SCARAMOUCHE SCARA TOO
literal drunk addict
I knew it they were gay
needs culinary classes
true
3'1 grape
were not gay wtf
THE ONLY GAY THING IS U
kokofish🐟
me when i lie
3'1 grape
oh my god
Xiao
💀
Heizou
HELP
walking wallet
EW? KUNI YIU HANG OUY WITH THESE PEOPLE?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮im way better
3'1 grape
DONT EVER CALL ME KUNI AGAIN
literal drunk addict
Real,childes better
Girlboss Y/N
it was an bad choice to do this 🙁🙁
I EXPECTED PPL WITH HUMOR JOT THUS
my bro my guy my dude
RIGHT?
Xiao
lmao mad
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stfu
3'1 grape
no
literal drunk addict
DO U GUY SNIT KNOW WHO XIAO IS?
Y/N YOU KNOW HIM
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xiao is giving emo
kokofish🐟
prb is🤮
Heizou
Im scared she knows everybody
leafy boy
😭😭
Girlboss Y/n
OH XIAO XIAO IS IS
HE LIVES WITH PEEPAW
walking wallet
OMG YEAH I SEEN HIM OH IM CHILDE XIAO!
xiao
uh...Hi?
Xiao
Peepaw?
literal drunk addict
zhongli😜😜
Xiao
how do you know him?
Girlboss Y/N
FROM UR MOM😂😂
3'1 grape
oh..
leafy boy
I am so done
literal drunk addict
Y/N..
walking wallet
😥
Girlboss Y/N
WHAT?
leafy boy
Y/N.. Xiao has no parents.. or er lost them
Girlboss Y/N
OH 😧
well guess what were twins!
needs culinary classes
wow me too!
literal drunk addict
me three!
Heizou
OK U GUYS
SAY ME IF YOU LOST SOMEBIDY IMPORTANT TO YOU
Xiao
me
leafy boy
me
3'1 grape
me
literal drunk addict
me
needs culinary classes
me
Girlboss Y/N
ME
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me
Heizou
HALF OF THE GC?
3'1 grape
wow
kokofish🐟
dw guys im gonna buy you all cookies
Xiao
thank you.
Heizou
chocolate chip
Girlboss Y/N
<3
3'1 grape
ty
literal drunk addict
we need it 🙁🙁
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Nah all you guys made me feel better🫶
Girlboss Y/N
RIGHT
literal drunk addict
MHM
leafy boy
ur right:)
same to my friends
Heizou
🫶
Xiao
Same to you
3'1 grape
^
my bro my guy my dude
so this just became dark to wholesom😨
I like it
needs culinary classes
😭😭
Girlboss Y/N
Xiao, do yiu know where Zhongli works at
Xiao
why?
Girlboss Y/N
please
walking wallet
He works as a professor in Teyvat University
leafy boy
?
He works at the university I go to?
Heizou
😨😨
walking wallet
LMAO Y/N DID U FORGOT?
leafy boy
Uh i think he teaches geology?
Girlboss Y/N
OMG UR RIGHT I FORGOT
needs culinary classes
forgor
Girlboss Y/N
STOP
Xiao
wait I gtg
I need to study for the test tmmr
3'1 grape
gl
my bro my guy my dude
he has to let his true form out 🐺
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BAUAHAHA U DID NOT
Xiao
absolutely not
leafy boy
bye Xiao :)
Xiao
bye kazuha
kokofish🐟
now that dryass is gone
wheres Collei?
literal drunk addict
@Collei
Collei<3
huh
OH HII SORRY I KINDA FORGOT CUZ I WAS DOUNG SMTH THEN WENT OUT FOR A BIT IM SO SORRY 🙁
needs culinary clases
completely fine dear <3
Girlboss Y/N
OMG HIHIHI COLLEI
Collei<3
HIIII
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HEYY
wheres Tighnari and Cyno?
leafy boy
@Tighnari @Cyno
Tighnari
?
Cyno
now what is this
oh hey Tighnari, and Collei?
Girlboss Y/N
OH MY GOSH CYNO I AHSVJT AEEN U IN SO LONG
kokofish🐟
long time no see
walking wallet
HII
Cyno
I havent seen yall in a long time
how are yall?
kokofish🐟
doing great hbu<3
Cyno
great :)
walking wallet
still the amazing me
Girlboss Y/N
IM GOODLD
Tighnari
I see alot of familiar ppl here
so uh im assuming u added more ppl?
and hey Kazuha we meet again :)
leafy boy
hey
Girlboss Y/N
Tighnari I have something very meaningful to say to you
Tighnari
and may I know what is it
Girlboss Y/N
your lucky 💔💔
pulling hotass bitches
Tighnari
Huh
Heizou
I think sh e means that Cyno is hot or smth and ur lucky idk
Girlboss Y/n
HEUZOU SHUT UP OUT
Heizou
ATLEAST SPELL MY NAME RIGHT
Cyno
Well fyi we do not like eachother
literal drunk addict
yet*
Cyno
shut the fuck up
literal drunk addict
no<3
Collei<3
🤨
my bro my guy my dude
DID U GUYS FOROGR COLLEI ISHERE TOO
leafy boy
Probably 😭😭
Girlboss Y/N
Collei, I apologize of what u had seen I will atome for my sins😔
Collei<3
uhh... okay!
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ok im turning off notifs im playing pjsekai
3'1 grape
I hope u lose ur combo
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choke.
3'1 grape
No
Girlboss Y/N
Scaramouche , CHOKE ME INSTEAD🥰🥰😘😘😘😘😘
3'1 grape
absolutely not.
Girlboss Y/N
me after u said that💔💔
3'1 grape
Get that thing away from me.
Heizou
I FOUND SOMEHODY LIKE ME
walking wallet
HELO ME
literal drunk addict
Y/N.Phone.Counter.Now
Girlboss Y/N
I choose my own destiny🥰😘
my bro my guy my dude
OMG WHERE DID U FIND THESE PHOTOS
Cyno
Yeah, im gonna use these for my jokes to add more spice
kokofish🐟
Y/N. Don't.
Girlboss Y/N
I got them from
Tighnari
for the love of God. please dont
kokofish🐟
ITTO IS GONNA SPAM THESE STOP
my bro my guy my dude
You will be promoted to alpha 2
Girlboss Y/N
FR?
literal drunk addict
Y/N STOP
my bro my guy my dude
FR HOMEI😈😈
Girlboss Y/N
I got them from Pinterest
kokofish🐟
oh my god
Cyno
thank you
my bro my guy my dude
YOU TREMBLE
Heizou
AT THIS SOUNDDDD 🐺
3'1 grape
Oh my god not you too Heizou
leafy boy
Im done with yall
Girlboss Y/N
YOU SINK INTO MY CLOTHESSSSS😩😩😩
walking wallet
THIS ENVASION
literal drunk addict
Sorry in order to be an true alpha😔😔
MAKES ME FEEEEELLL
Cyno
some very interesting photos indeed
Tighnari
stop.
Cyno
ok
literal drunk addict
simp.
kokofish🐟
Why am I friends with yall💀
Collei<3
What is an Alpha?
needs culinary classes
I was only gone for 2 mins what the fuck
Girlboss Y/N
Heizou I forgive you😊
Heizou
Yes, and I shall forgive you
3'1 grape
Tell me why did I add you.
Heizou
Cuz you love me😍😍
3'1 grape
NO.
literal drunk addict
HOW R U BSFS WITH SOMEOEN THATS LIKE US
leafy boy
I swear he dosen't act like this🙁
3'1 grape
Yall made him like this💀
Girlboss Y/N
Yes, and I'll make it stay that way
my bro my guy my dude
Y/N :alpha2
Heizou:alpha9
Childe: alpha 7
Venti: alpha3
literal drunk addict
LETS GOOOOOO
Heizou
MUAHAHAHAHA😜😜
Girlboss Y/N
Yall suck im number 2
walking wallet
SHUT UP I WAS SUPPSOED TO BE ALPHA 2
I OBJECT
my bro my guy my dude
Fine your promoted to alpha 4😒😒
walking wallet
fine...😭💔
3'1 grape
get help
Girlboss Y/N
no<3
literal drunk addict
I choose my own destiny💞💞
Heizou
YALL R SO COOL IVE NEVER FOUND PEOPLE LIKE ME😍😍
walking wallet
Join us😈😈
leafy boy
Heizou what did you eat today
Heizou
I ate nothing today
leafy boy
oh🙁
I recommend eating something or drinking water
Heizou
instructions unclear: house got on fire
Girlboss Y/n
HELP
kokofish🐟
err sorry to interrupt but Beidou is here too?
IM NIT ANGRY IR ANYTHUNF BUT KAZUHA WHY DID UADD HER
leafy boy
well she has humor and we haven't talked to her normally so
Girlboss Y/N
OMG BEIDOU??! OH MT GOOD
3'1 grape
the one that took care of u?
Heizou
ISNT SHE A FUCKING PRINCIPAL
literal drunk addict
WHY IS A PRINCIPAL IN THIS GC
walking wallet
its ok, were her favs😼💪
kokofish🐟
its ok
3'1 grape
I dont trust yall.
Girlboss Y/N
well you should.
my bro my guy my dude
We recommend
3'1 grape
I have trust issues.
Cyno
Wait Beidou as Ninguangs wife?
leafy boy
yes
Tighnari
ah, I see she has an really big company
and her wife is the one that took care of you?
walking wallet
big flex i say
kokofish🐟
True.
needs culinary classes
Well I respect her for being Lesbian
I wanna meet her
3'1 grape
💀
Collei<3
Their both rlly pretty
Girlboss Y/N
OMG FR
kokofish🐟
agreed
my bro my guy my dude
I'll like them if their alphas
leafy boy
Im begging don't say that infront of them
literal drunk addict
PLEASE DONT SAY THAT INFRONT OF NINGUAGE YOU DONT KNOW HOW SCARY SHE SI
Tighnari
How do you know her?
literal drunk addict
Well I met her in Dilucs winery
Girlboss Y/N
aint no way💀
walking wallet
IM GONNA CRY DINT TELL ME U WERE DRUNK
Cyno
Hm? What abt it
Is he...weird when hes drunk?...
kokofish🐟
very.
Heizou
Now im curious to see him drunk
needs culinary classes
You dont want to
Girlboss Y/N
SO...
literal drunk addict
I asked her if she was single and she said no and said she was married so I had an mental breakdown and said who was it and She said Beidou so I yelled the woman who take care of Y/N and Kazuha and then Ninguang was like surprised so she asked me How i knew her and I said im her bsf so then she was concerned about you and said I should stay away from her and I said she loves me and im her #1 bsf and she said shes disgusted and disappointed how an disgraceful human being is friends with a girl who is the clear opposite and left. After that I cried in the winery got kicked out wnd cried for the rest of the night💔💔
needs culinary classes
I feel like she will never forget this moment.
as a bad thing btw
Heizou
WHAT THE FUCK?
3'1 grape
Well she is right about you being an disgraceful being but same to Y/N
Kokofish🐟
watch what you say.
3'1 grape
Shiver me timbers! 😨😨
kokofish🐟
😐
Girlboss Y/N
YOU JUST NOTICED?😂😂😂
walking wallet
SHUT UP YOUR NOT AN DISGRACEFUL HUMAN BEING UR AMAZING
leafy boy
^^^^^ please dont doubt yourself Y/N
But Venti when did exactly this happened..
literal drunk addict
2 days ago.
Collei<3
oh..
My bro my guy my dude
not so alphaly of you Venti😞
literal drunk addict
I apologize for my actions💔
I THNK SHE HATES ME NOW ISTG IF SHE TOLD BEIDOU ABT IT IM GONNA KMS
Girlboss Y/N
most likely💀
literal drunk addict
goodbye
Tighnari
Have you ever thought about going to your doctor?
it really helps
3'1 grape
^^
literal drunk addict
I ALREADY HAVE BEEN TO AN MENTAL HOSPITAL
I DONT RECC IT 👎👎
Cyno
Oh so you have been to one
literal drunk addict
🙁🙁
Girlboss Y/n
LMAO
leafy boy
Y/N do you wanna go to the bookstore with me?..
Girlboss Y/N
KMG YES PLEASE
Heizou
can i come
leafy boy
Kaedehara siblings only.
Heizou
My name is no more Shikanoin
Its Kaedehara now
walking wallet
lmao you wish😂😂
Heizou
STOP
Tighnari
we all have college hw btw
Cyno
ah right
thank you for reminding me
Tighnari
yw :)
Heizou
Holy shit your right
kokofish🐟
ughhh we have to do this project
3'1 grape
same
Same program?
kokofish🐟
Yes the Teyvat hs program?
Ive never seen what u looked like maybe we met🤷♀️
Girlboss Y/N
hes hot
kokofish🐟
Thanks for the info ig🙁
3'1 grape
Im concerned
Girlboss Y/N
You shouldnt
OK IM GINNA GO GUYS BYEEEE
kokofish🐟
BYEE Y/N
literal drunk addict
BYEEEE
walking wallet
Can u please buy ur own manga and not ask me fir anymore💔💔
AND BYE
literal drunk addict
BYEBYE
Heizou
BYE NEW FRIEND😝
my bro my guy my dude
Farewell alpha😈
needs culinary classes
have fun dear
Tighnari
byee
Cyno
Bye.
Collei<3
BYEE Y/N HAVE A GREAT DAY
liked by Girlboss Y/N
Tighnari
half of u guys have hw so do it😐
@Cyno @Heizou @kokofish🐟 @3'1grape
Heizou
IH MY GOD OKAY WERE FOING IT
3'1 grape
oh*
doing*
Heizou has gone offline
kokofish🐟
well bye everyone:)
liked by Tighnari and Cyno
Tighnari has gone offline
Cyno has gone offline
kokofish🐟 has gone offline
3'1 grape has gone offline
literal drunk addict
OK NOW THE GOOD OL PEOPLE ARE HERE NOW
yo Ei do u wanna go to peepaws house
needs culinary classes
sure we haven't seen him in a long time
literal drunk addict
ok bye bitches
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literal drunk addict has gone offline
Collei<3
awh, I have nothing to do
walking wallet
DO U WANNA COME TO MY HOUSE
my bro my guy my dude
HOMIE CAN I COME TOO😼
walking wallet
BET
Collei i will pick u up dm ur address
Collei<3
alright!
My bro my guy my dude
yo yo send ur address
walking wallet
ok homie im dming it to u rn😈
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we all need help except collei
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Hi guys, I farmed and got full combos in pjsekai
my eyes and hands hurt
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