SIX ;
" June "
messages !
Alex 🐡
hi june
did you still need that math problem solved?
June
omg hi bf
if you have the answer then yes
Alex 🐡
I was afraid you were going to say that
June
why?
do u not actually have an answer
omg did u just want to talk to me 🤭
Alex 🐡
nope
I'm sorry in advance for this :]
•
THIS IS A MISTAKE :]
Quackity, George, June
Alex 🐡
sigh
let's just get this over with
george this is june
june this is george
aka the man who's been holding your answer hostage like the asshole he is
aka the most evil little man I know
June
omg hiii
George
hi "june"
if that's even your real name
June
it's not
it's all been one big prank this entire time
maybe i'm not even a girl
everybody point and laugh at alex
😐
George
yikes
this is a bit awkward now isn't it?
Alex 🐡
don't listen to her idiot
i've literally heard her voice before
George
oh...wow
didn't realize you guys were already at that point in your relationship
how'd you meet anyways ?
Alex 🐡
don't answer that
June
some girl gave him my phone
number instead of hers and
called him a dumb loser
oh
um
oops?
i'm so sorry pls don't break up with me
Alex 🐡
MF
HES NEVER GONNA LET THAT GO
June
DONT YELL AT ME
it's not good to fight this early in our relationship alex
you'll doom us
Alex 🐡
good
maybe that's my goal
George
ew
stop flirting in front of me before I throw up
June
omg I forgot you were there
that's so embarrassing
anyways i'm not flirting with him dummy
i'm just hot and it's not my fault everything I say comes across as flirting
George
...right
anyways
why are u guys even still in contact
people don't normally befriend the random people who accidentally text them "June"
June
wtf
maybe he befriended ME
what then "george"
George
then i'd call u a liar obviously
June
as if I care what someone named GEORGE says
ur probably like 65 years old
Alex 🐡
woah wtf
how'd you guess his exact age ??????
June
my dilf radar went off 🥰
George
i'm sorry what
June
you don't get to come in here and shame me for one of my many talents mf
my bf will beat you up
i'm sure he can take you
and your old man bones
Alex 🐡
still not your bf but because I know you're talking about me I can confirm that I can 1000% kick his british ass
June
BRITISH ??????
Alex 🐡
yes 🤢
June
hey george
can u introduce me to andrew garfield <3
George
why would I even consider doing that
June
because it would be the nice thing to do duh
omg it could be my birthday present
George
i'm just not convinced it's your actually birthday today
lying isn't cute
June
I didn't say it was my birthday today
I said it could just be my birthday present 🙄
Alex 🐡
he's a cheap bastard june he won't get you anything
I barely even got a text back on my birthday
</3
George
it's true
he also paid me $5 to tweet about him
June
oh wow
I don't actually remember asking
but i'm sure ur 5 twitter followers
really loved that birthday tweet
😐
Alex 🐡
5 was very generous of you june
June
i'm just a nice and sweet and
pretty person like that 🥰
George
barf
this is exhausting do u want the answer to that super easy and embarrassingly simple problem or not
June
are you asking me 🤨
Alex 🐡
who tf else would he be talking to dumbass
June
HEY
I was just checking :(
anyways I already failed that test
yesterday so I don't actually need
the answer anymore 🫡
Alex 🐡
oh my god
WHYD YOU TELL ME YOU WANTED THE ANSWER THEN MF
June
bc this was a special occasion!!
you messaged me first <3
and I wanted to meet my new friend but he turned out to be a stinky tea drinking jerk
no offense
George
i'm actually incredibly offended and i'm going to be pressing charges for this uncalled for slander
June
jokes on you I have a GREAT lawyer
who will literally kick ur ass and
destroy you emotionally
Alex 🐡
...
are you talking about me
June
no wtf
talking about my hot lawyer bf
Alex 🐡
who's that
June
u obviously
George
sigh
Alex 🐡
hey June?
June
yes 🥰
Alex 🐡
you exhaust me
goodnight
June
goodnight bf !!!
and george 🙄
George
June
A/N
somebody yell at me to finish the fics I already have up before working on a new one ( wilbur soot my beloved <3 )