Umber's Book of FAQs

By Master_Of_Illusions

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If you have any questions, please read this before asking me. Editing because I should learn to calm my anger... More

FAQs
Is ______ gonna have a sequel?
"Update"
Is this the last chapter?
Criticism
Titles
Are you a boy or a girl?
(Pokemon related) Blue/Green
Text talk
Read my story?
"That didn't happen in the..."
Please?
Hiatus/On Hold
Self advertising/Promoting
PSA: My Stories
Can you write _______?
Sexual comments

Role-Playing

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By Master_Of_Illusions

My books are not meant for you to role-play. I don't mean private role-playing or whatever, but I mean taking your character and writing an obnoxious paragraph in the comments about how Gary is in love with Mary and wants to watch Billy Bob burn in hell just so he can be with Mary. Go role-play in other books that are specifically meant for role-playing.


Not to mention, I get notifications on every comment and every vote. It's very annoying for my phone to start goin' off with TARDIS wheezing just to see how Gary is watching Billy Bob and Mary kiss from a distance and is secretly planning his murder. It would be less painful to rip my brain out through my ear than read your role-play comments with someone I don't even know.


Please stop. Please.

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