Switchblade: FUCK MY LIFE
The most unhinged: hi
Haystack: wait what 😭
Switchblade: I HAVE HOMEWORK THAT I HAVE TO DO FUCKING HELL FAGGOT FAIRY HOMOSEXUAL CUNT WANKER TWAT BITCH SLUT SLAG WHORE HOE MOTHERFUCKER ASS SHIT
The only sane one: at least he didn't say the N word
The only girl: my main concern
Trashmouth: What happened to, hello, hi, hey, greetings, greetings and salutations
Paranoid: yeah ok JD
Trashmouth: OMG WAIT YOU'VE SEEN HEATHERS
Paranoid: yes 💀?
Bathtub: OMFG I LOVE YOU
BillGates: SAME
Draco Malfoy rip off: JD IS FINEEEE
Goyle rip off: CHRISTIAN SLATER 😍😍😍
The only sane one: he aged terribly I'm sorry
Haystack: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN? HE IS FINE FOR HIS AGE
The only girl: I AGREE SO STRONGLY
Switchblade: what the mother fucking fuckety fuck
The most unhinged: my exact words
Draco Malfoy rip off: live, love, laugh, Christian Slater<3
Paranoid: live, love, laugh, Winona Ryder<3
Trashmouth: SPEAKING REAL INFORMATION
Bathtub: SHE AGED LIKE FINE WINE 🤭
BillGates: YES I LOVE HER SO MUCH
Haystack: Heather Chandlers actress died 😕
The only sane one: ur shitting my dick
Trashmouth: uh escguse me
The only girl: ESCGUSE ME??? 💀
Trashmouth: I MEANT EXCUSE ME 😡🖕
The most unhinged: yh sure
Paranoid: SHE'S DEAD???
Haystack: yeah :(
Goyle rip off: HOW DID SHE DIE WHAT
Draco Malfoy rip off: u didn't know? Brain tumour unfortunately🙁
The only girl: OMG NO 😕😕
Goyle rip off: FUCK TUMOURS
Trashmouth: YEAH!
The most unhinged: uh guys
Switchblade: oh god what now
The most unhinged: I got into a car crash
Switchblade: WHAT? 😭
Bathtub: day in the life of a true brexit geezer
BillGates: wake up and meet the wife susan
The only sane one: my little princess isn't she beautiful
The only girl: time to take george to football(bill won't be)
Paranoid: rev up the bugatti wheyyyy
Haystack: quick stop at toby's
Draco Malfoy rip off: and load up that plate
Goyle rip off: get a pint
Trashmouth: pitch looking lovely today lads
Bathtub: just abit of banter
BillGates: chippy makes a 38-0 loss better
The only sane one: pop down local pride
Paranoid: good old pie look at that
Haystack: susan made dinner lovely
Draco Malfoy rip off: pop down
Goyle rip off: have a couple pints with the lads
Trashmouth: and finish up at the fortress of dreams
Switchblade: what the actual fuck
The most unhinged: I think someone's dying
Haystack: oh dear god
Switchblade: how did this even happen
The most unhinged: so I was driving then this wanker in front of me stops his car when no red lights have gone off so I drive into his car then BOOM
Switchblade: you should never be allowed to drive, I'm coming to pick you up
Trashmouth: it's like it was meant to be
Bathtub: me and Bill were meant to be ❤️
BillGates: ❤️
Goyle rip off: ew get a room
Draco Malfoy rip off: ew get a girl
Haystack: LMAOOO
Paranoid: Ben 💀?
Haystack: I have Bev actually 🤭
Paranoid: well u certainly don't show it
Haystack: @The only girl, I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY LIFE
The only girl: Ben that's the 5th time today 😭
Paranoid: nvm