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I—
Did—
Did y/n just get kidnapped.
All she remembered was getting chloroformed Sharingan style, being slung over someone's shoulder like a bag, and then waking up in this dark 🍑 room.
Well, whoever kidnapped her was smart.
They left her kanabou, and they had her wrists and ankles tied. It was uncomfortable as hell, being unable to move, but they were smart with it. Also, that cuff around her neck which chained her to the wall would make it difficult to reach much of anything.
Y/n could break probably through the chains no problem, but she was feeling a little woozy after getting 🚚ing Sharingan'd like that.
"Hm..."
They didn't gag her or anything. So she was free to annoy the hell out of them as long as she wanted.
The oni took a deep breath.
"HONEY CAME IN AND SHE CAUGHT ME RED-HANDED, CREEPING WITH THE GIRL NEXT DOOR! PICTURE THIS, WE WERE BOTH BUTT-NAKED! BANGING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR! HOW COULD I FORGET THAT I HAD GIVEN HER AN EXTRA KEY, ALL THIS TIME SHE WAS STANDING THERE SHE NEVER TOOK HER EYES OFF ME—!"
A small inhale.
"HOWCANYOUGITHEWOMANACCESTOYOURVILLA?TRESPASSERANDAWITNESSALLTHEHACKLINAYUHPILLOWYOUBETTERWATCHYOURBACKBEFORESHETURNINTOAKILLABESTREVIEWTHESITUATIONTHATYOUCAUGHTINNA—!"
"SHUT UP, HOLY 💩, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!!!" screamed a vaguely familiar voice just before Deidara's nasty 🍑 threw open the door to the room, "I knew we should've gagged your annoying 🍑!"
"Go ahead and try to put something in my mouth if you think it's worth losing a couple of fingers!" y/n retorted with a sneer, "You think you can just kidnap me from my village and get away with it? I'll make you 🚚ers suffer!"
"If you don't shut up, I swear to—!"
"HEY HOW YOU DOIN' LIL MAMA LEME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR! TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HEAR! YOU GOT A SEXY 🍑 BODY AND YOUR 🍑 LOOKS SOFT! MIND IF I TOUCH IT? AND SEE IF ITS SOFT!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
This continued for quite some time after Deidara fled the room, screaming like a maniac the entire time.
Y/n kept rolling through songs, singing at the top of her lungs, but the lyrics of her next song caught in her throat when someone else entered the room.
The Oni choked on air and broke into a fit of coughs when a familiar handsome Uchiha entered the room, not even having to say a word to shut her up.
Y/n wasn't expecting Uchiha 🚚ing Itachi to walk in, even though he was the one to oni-napp her unsuspecting 🍑, but the shock was enough to get the dryness in her throat to catch up to her and put a halt to her free music playing services.
The crimson oni continued to cough as the man approached, and she was surprised when he crouched in front of her and offered her a cup of water with a, "Here, drink this."
Y/n blinked once. Then twice.
"Huh?"
"It's water."
"I know what it is, I just wasn't expecting it."
Despite the chance of it being poisoned, y/n leaned forward and gratefully accepted the water, Itachi tilting it slightly so she could actually drink.
"Ah, thanks a ton!" y/n chirped when she finished, a look of relief on her face, "Haha, I think my throat would've started bleeding had you not given me water!"
"I figured. It's best that you keep quiet from now on, the others' patience has been pushed to the limit with all that noise you've been making." Itachi advised and y/n perked up.
"Yugito! What did you guys do with Yugito?" y/n demanded, her friendly and excited demeanor disappearing as the severity of the situation finally hit her.
Itachi didn't reply, standing up once more and turning away from y/n. She could only helplessly watch him go as he left the room, and y/n's mind began to race.
Were they going to extract Matatabi?
💩, y/n should've been escaping her bindings after the wooziness went away! Not singing her 🍑 off!
Y/n turned her head to get a good look at her hands bound behind her back before she attempted to lean forward instead.
She groaned against the pressure of the cuff around her neck, her airways becoming restricted by the pressure, but she didn't stop struggling against it.
No luck.
The oni opted to wiggle closer to the wall instead, laying on her back and forcing her legs towards her face. It was a strange position, but y/n wasn't too worried about being seen at the moment.
If anyone walked in, she'd just say something weird to get them to go away. Y/n strained for a little moment longer before managing to bite the chains around her ankle.
Growling, she tugged at them and applied more and more pressure until they finally broke.
They hit her in the throat, nearly knocking the air out of her, but she didn't mind. She wiggled to the side to let them slide off and onto the ground before settling down on her butt instead.
She shifted, bringing her arms under her legs so that they were in front of her before biting into the chains around her wrists next and breaking them as well.
With her hands free, she grabbed ahold of the chains linking her to the wall and broke them in two. The damned collar 💩 was still around her neck along with the few lose chains, but she wasn't too concerned about that.
Yugito. Yugito was her main concern.
Man, but how the hell was she supposed to find her?
Y/n observed her surroundings, stretching her stiff limbs and getting rid of the persistent ache in them before her gaze landed on the door.
She wandered over and tested the handle.
It was open.
'Ha! 🚚ing dumb🍑 left it open!' y/n thought with delight and a little grin. She stood there for a moment longer before ripping the door off its hinges and carrying it over to the wall. She looked at it, the door frame, then the wall before pressing the door against the wall slamming her fist against it, leaving a dent in both the door and the wall.
She carried the door a distance away, crouching and scratching the floor to mimic skid marks before carefully placing it down and running down the hall.
She had no clue where the hell she was going, but skidded to a halt at the sight of the back of a familiar head disappearing around a corner.
Y/n hesitated before silently following and peeking around the corner to find Itachi making yet another turn.
Mm? Was this a trap?
...
Y/n continued following the Uchiha anyways, walking after him at a distance as she followed him.
It wasn't long before she followed him outside whatever building she was in... and into the rain.
Y/n blinked up at the gray sky with round eyes.
Outside...? She was outside?
Was this whole thing just a Genjutsu, or was she actually outside? What if this was a trap?!
'I knew this was a stupid idea!' y/n thought with a pout but continued wandering anyways, opting to move away from the building she'd been held captive in.
Ah, but Yugito...!
Y/n had two decisions. Go back in and find Yugito, or leave and let Matatabi be extracted from the Jinchuuriki.
Hhhh, this was stupid!!!
"🚚!" y/n shouted, "That's it, I'm going back in!"
Y/n turned to stroll right back in but was grabbed by the back of her clothing. She let out a yelp as she was forcefully dragged away and around a corner a distance away.
"What the-?! Hey! Who?" y/n floundered around for a bit but fell still at the sight of... you guessed it! Goddamn Uchiha Itachi!
"Quit thrashing."
"Yes sir."
Y/n was as quiet as a mouse, trailing after the 5'10 man without a word with a meek expression.
She was too scared to protest anymore, wondering if he'd kill her if she got too loud. Oh 💩, was she gonna die here?
After a long while of walking, and when the Akatsuki base was no longer visible to y/n, Itachi came to a stop and turned to the oni instead.
"You should leave. If you stay here any longer, and you prove to be more annoying than you are useful, you'll be killed." Itachi spoke softly, so much so that y/n was genuinely afraid to breathe.
It took a moment before she began, "But, Yugito-!"
The man shook his head and y/n bit her lip to shut herself up. If she kept talking, her 🍑 would probably be grass in a second.
"Go back to Konoha." Itachi insisted, "There isn't anything you can do now, so it's best that you go home."
His sentence was oddly unfinished, and y/n heard that slight tone in his voice. That tone you'd here when someone was going to say something else, but decided not to at the last second. Hm...
Despite her irrational fear of this guy which stemmed from their interaction a few years before, y/n took the chance to take a little peek at what he was feeling.
This time, curiosity did not kill the dumb🍑 oni.
Y/n blinked once. Then twice.
"Woah." she mumbled, "You're... warm."
The brief look of what the 🚚 which crossed Itachi's face was not caught by the oni as she took a moment to process the colors and warmth of what represented what the better Uchiha was feeling.
He was indeed warm. Not something she'd expect from the guy who killed his entire clan, and beat the 💩 out of his little brother right in front of the dude's teammates.
Well, he certainly wasn't the first warm Uchiha she had met. Yet this revelation still came as a surprise to her.
"Ah, forget the fact that you're warm, I'm gonna stay!" y/n sputtered, "Even if you extract Matatabi from Yugito, I can try to bring her back in the end! You get your Tailed Beast, and there's no unnecessary casualties!"
"Matatabi?" Itachi echoed and y/n gasped, covering her mouth with round eyes, "Is that the Two Tailed Beast's name?"
Y/n thought about it for a long moment before nodding slowly, "Y-Yeah, all the Tailed Beasts have names. There's Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Gokū, Kokuō, Saiken, Chōmei, Gyūki, and Kurama."
The oni paused before fixing Itachi with an awkward stare, "Anyways, they're all living beings with thoughts and feelings. I guess I'm their unofficial ambassador in a way, so it's only natural that I know their names."
"So he was right." Itachi murmured, "Are you sure you want to go back? You won't be able to rescue the Two Tails'—"
"Matatabi!"
"Right, Matatabi. You won't be able to rescue it."
"Well I could at least save Yugito!" y/n retorted, "I can get the trapped Tailed Beasts later, Yugito's life is the one thing I can manage to save now, so I'll do it! Why do you even care? Aren't you on the Akatsuki's side or something?"
Itachi was quiet.
Y/n deadpanned, "You are, right?"
...
'What a confusing guy!'
"Ahem! Anyways! I'm going back!" y/n said defiantly before adding awkwardly, "And, uh, sorry for wasting your attempt at helping me get away."
Itachi exhaled heavily through his nose.
It was a tired sigh.
"Come on, let's head back then." he decided, turning and walking past y/n to the direction they'd come from.
Y/n watched him go for a long moment before rubbing at her warm cheeks with a little pout.
'Ugh. Damn Uchiha genes.'
And with that, she hurried after him.
Y/n now had someone watching her at all times in her little prison. To be honest, y/n wouldn't have minded if Itachi was there keeping an eye on her, but it was Kisame instead.
...
She still didn't mind.
"Rock, paper, scissors-! DAMN!"
Y/n stared at her hand in dismay as Kisame gave her a smug grin, "Ha, looks like I win again, pup."
"Shut up, I know you're cheating!" y/n snapped.
Despite the situation, Kisame agreed to play a couple games with y/n while he was busy making sure that she wouldn't cause any trouble.
"Bah, forget this!" y/n snapped before pointing a sharp nailed finger at the man, "Let's play something else, you're way too good at this!"
"That's what you said about the twenty other games we played." Kisame snorted and y/n let out a whine of dismay, "You're terribly bad at playing games, you know?"
"DAMN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!" y/n snapped.
Y/n and the Akatsuki had come to an agreement. After Matatabi was extracted from Yugito, y/n would be permitted to revive the shinobi and the two of them could leave.
The Oni had a looming feeling that the deal was too good to be true, but opted to just take it and deal with the problem later.
She didn't know how long she'd been imprisoned again, but she'd had a total of two meals. So... two days, maybe? She'd only get food after her stomach started to grumble.
She recalled how Granny Chiyo had brought Gaara back after he died. The woman had gotten health from both Naruto and y/n... so would the oni be able to bring back Yugito alone?
Y/n glanced at her hands with a small frown.
'Mm... heal the body, throw my own spirit out of my body, find Yugito's ghost, drag her back to her body, and keep giving her chakra until she's chill.' y/n thought, 'Or! If I convince Kisame to let me be there for the last bit of the extraction process, maybe I could keep giving her chakra afterwards so she won't die of chakra exhaustion!'
Bet.
That was a good plan.
"Hey, Kisame?" y/n mumbled, "When is the extraction process going to be done? I wanna be there so I can bring back Yugito as soon as possible!"
"Bring her back?" Kisame echoed.
"Err, well, I want to be able to keep her from dying from chakra exhaustion after Ma— uhm, the Tailed Beast is extracted." y/n explained, "I won't cause any trouble, I swear!"
"Hard to believe you won't cause trouble after that stunt you pulled earlier." Kisame chuckled, pointing to the doorframe where y/n had ripped the door off its hinges, "I don't know about that one, pup."
"Please? I don't want any unnecessary deaths! There's been enough of those already!" y/n complained, "Please please please please please please please!!!!"
Kisame rolled his eyes, "Fine, I'll ask."
Y/n pumped her fists into the air with a grin and nodded eagerly, settling down, "Let's play another game! Just give me a moment to think of one..."
Y/n had another meal later on, some time passed, and she was given the okay to help Yugito out.
Part of her, in her little stupid oni brain, thought about murking all the Akatsuki members when they were least expecting it, but she decided she didn't want Granny to deal with a dead problem child in her final days.
Y/n would make good decisions.
She wouldn't do anything stupid.
She would heal Yugito, and leave.
Heal Yugito, leave.
Heal Yugito, leave.
Heal Yugito...
'HOLY 💩, THAT MOTHER🚚ER HIDAN IS HERE!!! AND THAT 🍑 KAKUZU TOO! DAMN!'
Heal Yugito, return a couple favors, then leave.