(Un)Holy communion. 9:37 AM
Uncapableofanycrimes: @everyone GET ONLINE WHORES ITS MY BIRTHDAY
BandMother: HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Gayestchoirmember: WHERE ARE YOU I HAVE YOUR GIFT.
ChoirFather: YEAH MAURICE HURRY UP PASSING PERIOD IS GONNA BE OVER.
Sekaii: hurry up slowpoke
Uncapableofanycrimes: I'M RUNNING ACROSS CAMPUS RN
BandMother: wait where are you guys
Gayestchoirmember: meeting up for select choir
BandMother: OH GOD WAIT FOR ME
Sekaii: ok :D
thing1: Can we ignore how I left like 2 days ago.
thing2: you left? Never noticed.
Caffeineaddict: what's a leave?
thing1: thanks you homos 🫶🫶🫶
Uncapableofanycrimes: SAM ITS MY BIRTHDAY
thing1: I KNOW. SIT WITH ME AT LUNCHHHHH I HAVE STUFF FOR YOU
Sekaii: gayyyyyyyyy
Gayestchoirmember: HAH.
ChoirFather: MAURICE HURRY UP.
Uncapableofanycrimes: LOOK ITS REALLY HARD RUNNING ALL THE WAY FROM MATH TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAMPUS.
BandMother: WE'RE BY THE FLAGPOLE.
Uncapableofanycrimes: oh
I SEE YOU GUYS
Sekaii: ok bye everyone in chat who I am not with rnnnnn
thing1: BYE SIMON
thing2: BYE SIMON
Gayestchoirmember: MAURICE RUN WE'RE LATE.
BandMother: THE BELL JUST RANG 2 MINUTES AGO WE HAVE UNTIL 9:40 TO GET TO CLASS.
Pissbaby: happy birthday maurice
Uncapableofanycrimes: thankssssssss
Pissbaby: I didn't get you anything because I don't like you.
Uncapableofanycrimes: you're mean
ChoirFather: Ralph I think we should disown him
BandMother: just get him neutered. Bam no more attitude
Pissbaby: WOWWWWWW
mexicanfoodincident: AHA.
ChronicallyOffline: @uncapableofanycrimes Happy Birthday, Maurice.
Uncapableofanycrimes: awwww thanks Piggy 🫶🫶🫶
BandMother: WAIT OH MY GOD MAURICE ARE YOU TRICK OR TREATING???
Uncapableofanycrimes: OBVI.
BandMother: me and Simon are going as Johnny and Dally 😋😋😋
ChoirFather: I wish being gay was illegal
Gayestchoirmember: FOR REAL.
mexicanfoodincident: you have NO RIGHT to speak
Uncapableofanycrimes: SHUT UP ITS SONG REC OF THE DAY. Listen to Violent by Carolesdaughter
thing1: I've started a thing where like I make a playlist of every single song Maurice recommends for a whole school year and just see how his music taste progresses
Uncapableofanycrimes: it's violently chaotic
ChoirFather: we know.
Uncapableofanycrimes: wait @everyone what are you guys going as for halloween?
mexicanfoodincident: a lizard
Sekaii: I'm excused from answering this bc of Ralph
BandMother: YEAH BC UR GOING AS JOHNNY AND I'M GOING AS DALLY.
Uncapableofanycrimes: is it bc your blonde?
BandMother: yes
ChoirFather: I'm going as Little Red Riding hood
Gayestchoirmember: AWWWWWW YOUR GONNA BE SO CUTE SND STINKY SND EDIBLE
ChoirFather: excuse me.
Gayestchoirmember: i love you
ChoirFather: ....
thing1: I'M GOIN AS AN M&M
thing2: SO AM I
Uncapableofanycrimes: I'M GONNA BE KING BOO :D
Sekaii: boo
ChoirFather: not to be self aware but I love how most of us are together yet we aren't even talking irl
BandMother: HELP MEEEEEE
thing1: we mustn't be left behind
thing2: he speaks truth!!!!
Uncapableofanycrimes: wait @thing1 what'd you get me
thing1: YOU'LL FIND OUT LATER SHOO.
Uncapableofanycrimes: TELL ME NOW WAAAA
Gayestchoirmember: It can't be better than what I got you.
ChoirFather: He got a lego set
Uncapableofanycrimes: i lov lego
BandMother: I'm glad you got legos
Uncapableofanycrimes: WAIT OMG ARE YOU GUYS COMING TO MY HALLOWEEN PARTY/ BIRTHDAY PARTY
Sekaii: ya
Gayestchoirmember: duh I always comeee
Caffeineaddict: YES YES YES I'M COMINGGG.
thing1: ew
thing2: YAYAYAYAYYYAA
Gayestchoirmember: I'm literally violently homophobic now and its all your fault
BandMother: it's ok to be gay
Gayestchoirmember: I'm literally straight Jack is my wife and I'm his husband
ChoirFather: LOOK AT YOUR USER.
Gayestchoirmember: I love you in the straightest way possible
BandMother: true love tbh
Gayestchoirmember: RALPH GETS IT
Uncapableofanycrimes: AOMEONE COMPLIMENTED MY HAIR AND CALLED ME PRETTYYYYY. AND SAID HAPPY BIRYHDAY
Sekaii: we were there :0
Uncapableofanycrimes: I KNOW!!!! Neways bye guys class started
thing1: BYE MORIIIII
Uncapableofanycrimes: BYE SAMMYYYY
Pissbaby: goddamn f slurs