Lord of the chatfic

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Lord of the flies chatfic because I'm utter trash More

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(Un)Holy communion. 9:37 AM

Uncapableofanycrimes: @everyone GET ONLINE WHORES ITS MY BIRTHDAY

BandMother: HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

Gayestchoirmember: WHERE ARE YOU I HAVE YOUR GIFT.

ChoirFather: YEAH MAURICE HURRY UP PASSING PERIOD IS GONNA BE OVER.

Sekaii: hurry up slowpoke

Uncapableofanycrimes: I'M RUNNING ACROSS CAMPUS RN

BandMother: wait where are you guys

Gayestchoirmember: meeting up for select choir

BandMother: OH GOD WAIT FOR ME

Sekaii: ok :D

thing1: Can we ignore how I left like 2 days ago.

thing2: you left? Never noticed.

Caffeineaddict: what's a leave?

thing1: thanks you homos 🫶🫶🫶

Uncapableofanycrimes: SAM ITS MY BIRTHDAY

thing1: I KNOW. SIT WITH ME AT LUNCHHHHH I HAVE STUFF FOR YOU

Sekaii: gayyyyyyyyy

Gayestchoirmember: HAH.

ChoirFather: MAURICE HURRY UP.

Uncapableofanycrimes: LOOK ITS REALLY HARD RUNNING ALL THE WAY FROM MATH TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAMPUS.

BandMother: WE'RE BY THE FLAGPOLE.

Uncapableofanycrimes: oh

I SEE YOU GUYS

Sekaii: ok bye everyone in chat who I am not with rnnnnn

thing1: BYE SIMON

thing2: BYE SIMON

Gayestchoirmember: MAURICE RUN WE'RE LATE.

BandMother: THE BELL JUST RANG 2 MINUTES AGO WE HAVE UNTIL 9:40 TO GET TO CLASS.

Pissbaby: happy birthday maurice

Uncapableofanycrimes: thankssssssss

Pissbaby: I didn't get you anything because I don't like you.

Uncapableofanycrimes: you're mean

ChoirFather: Ralph I think we should disown him

BandMother: just get him neutered. Bam no more attitude

Pissbaby: WOWWWWWW

mexicanfoodincident: AHA.

ChronicallyOffline: @uncapableofanycrimes Happy Birthday, Maurice.

Uncapableofanycrimes: awwww thanks Piggy 🫶🫶🫶

BandMother: WAIT OH MY GOD MAURICE ARE YOU TRICK OR TREATING???

Uncapableofanycrimes: OBVI.

BandMother: me and Simon are going as Johnny and Dally 😋😋😋

ChoirFather: I wish being gay was illegal

Gayestchoirmember: FOR REAL.

mexicanfoodincident: you have NO RIGHT to speak

Uncapableofanycrimes: SHUT UP ITS SONG REC OF THE DAY. Listen to Violent by Carolesdaughter

thing1: I've started a thing where like I make a playlist of every single song Maurice recommends for a whole school year and just see how his music taste progresses

Uncapableofanycrimes: it's violently chaotic

ChoirFather: we know.

Uncapableofanycrimes: wait @everyone what are you guys going as for halloween?

mexicanfoodincident: a lizard

Sekaii: I'm excused from answering this bc of Ralph

BandMother: YEAH BC UR GOING AS JOHNNY AND I'M GOING AS DALLY.

Uncapableofanycrimes: is it bc your blonde?

BandMother: yes

ChoirFather: I'm going as Little Red Riding hood

Gayestchoirmember: AWWWWWW YOUR GONNA BE SO CUTE SND STINKY SND EDIBLE

ChoirFather: excuse me.

Gayestchoirmember: i love you

ChoirFather: ....

thing1: I'M GOIN AS AN M&M

thing2: SO AM I

Uncapableofanycrimes: I'M GONNA BE KING BOO :D

Sekaii: boo

ChoirFather: not to be self aware but I love how most of us are together yet we aren't even talking irl

BandMother: HELP MEEEEEE

thing1: we mustn't be left behind

thing2: he speaks truth!!!!

Uncapableofanycrimes: wait @thing1 what'd you get me

thing1: YOU'LL FIND OUT LATER SHOO.

Uncapableofanycrimes: TELL ME NOW WAAAA

Gayestchoirmember: It can't be better than what I got you.

ChoirFather: He got a lego set

Uncapableofanycrimes: i lov lego

BandMother: I'm glad you got legos

Uncapableofanycrimes: WAIT OMG ARE YOU GUYS COMING TO MY HALLOWEEN PARTY/ BIRTHDAY PARTY

Sekaii: ya

Gayestchoirmember: duh I always comeee

Caffeineaddict: YES YES YES I'M COMINGGG.

thing1: ew

thing2: YAYAYAYAYYYAA

Gayestchoirmember: I'm literally violently homophobic now and its all your fault

BandMother: it's ok to be gay

Gayestchoirmember: I'm literally straight Jack is my wife and I'm his husband

ChoirFather: LOOK AT YOUR USER.

Gayestchoirmember: I love you in the straightest way possible

BandMother: true love tbh

Gayestchoirmember: RALPH GETS IT

Uncapableofanycrimes: AOMEONE COMPLIMENTED MY HAIR AND CALLED ME PRETTYYYYY. AND SAID HAPPY BIRYHDAY

Sekaii: we were there :0

Uncapableofanycrimes: I KNOW!!!! Neways bye guys class started

thing1: BYE MORIIIII

Uncapableofanycrimes: BYE SAMMYYYY

Pissbaby: goddamn f slurs

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