Icy: Hi, pokespe fans!
Honey: And welcome back to...
Me: Truth or Dare with pokespe!
Ruru: There's a lot to do in this chapter so let's get started!
Honey: The first dares are by Nishikino_Chizuru09
I dare Gold to take Crystal's virginity, and Ruby, roll in mud for the whole chapter >:3
Me: Okay... Crys, Gold, you know where the room is.
Crys: NO WAY!
Icy: Don't make us get the robot!
Ruru: *Inches towards the robot*
Crys: •////• I can't believe this is happening... *Walks towards the room slowly*
Gold: *Walks towards room, then turns around and throws his fists in the air*
Everyone: -_-! That perv...
Me: Ruby. Mud. Go.
Ruby: *Sighs* Fine... *Go rolls in mud* My poor cloths...
Icy: Um... Okay, next dares are by recon64.
I dare Cheren to tell us why Bianca has his glasses, and for Red (red has Charzard) to fight yellow (Yellow has Mew) in a Pokemon battle.
Honey: So... Cheren... Why does Bianca have your glasses?
Cheren: Without them it helps me focus more on Pokemon battles.
(A/N I haven't read that much of the X and Y arc)
Ruru: Please take your seats, the battle of Red verses Yellow will begin in five...
Icy: Four...
Honey: Three...
Me: Two...
Red: ...
Yellow: ...
Red: ...
Yellow: ...
Both: *Throw the towel*
Everyone: -_-!
Blue: Well, that was disappointing...
Icy: Look on the bright side, Blue! Maybe they threw the towel because they love each other and can't stand the idea of fighting each other.
Blue: *Fangirls*
Yellow: •////•
Red: What are you talking about?
Icy: Nothing!
Blue: *Faints*
Ruby: *Still rolling in mud* Can I stop now? I'm getting tired!
Hostesses: No.
Ruru: Next are my dares.
I dare for Blue to be eaten by a cannibal then can she be revived and turned into a Muk for two chaps?
Honey gets to orbit around earth with special gear.
Black gets to (get rid of) N in a war like way.
I dare for Greenie to become a gigantic spider!
Cannibal: *Appears* Hmm... *Looks around* AH! *Sees Blue* I like it when my meals can't fight back... *Eats*
Me: I don't want to see this! *Picks up Honey, and turns around and covers eyes*
Honey: *Whimpers in fear*
Green: o_O
Icy: I could've gone my whole life without seeing that...
Cannibal: *Gets sent to prison by author powers*
Blue: *Gets revived as a passed out Muk*
Green: How is she still passed out?
Ruru: She fangirled way too hard.
Honey: *Jumps to ground, wagging tail* Let's do this! I wanna see the earth! *Poofs herself into orbit*
§On The Ten Foot Phone§
Honey: Pretty... So many stars... *Tries to move around* This is why I like the ground and gravity; You can control where you move.
§After Orbit§
Honey: THAT WAS SO COOL! And then it got boring... Turns out, I like gravity.
Blue: *Wakes up* Muk?
Ruru: You've been turned into a Muk, now stop trying to talk to us.
Blue: Muk!
Ruru: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU!
Yellow: Actually, I-
Icy: *Poofs in N* Go, Black!
Black: *Death glare* You... *Opens the door to room 284*
Hostesses: *Gasp* ROOM 284!!!!
Me:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Honey: ARE YOU CRAZY, BLACK? !
Icy: YOU JUST RELEASED TWENTY ARMED POSSESSED CLOWNS!!
Ruru: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Me: WHERE DID THEY GET MACHINE GUNS?!?!?!
Icy: AND FLAME THROWERS?!?!
Ruru and Honey: ... WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES HERE! LESS TALKING MORE RUNNING!!!
§Some Time Later§
Everyone Except N: *Gasping and panting for air*
Icy: How did... We all... Live through that?!
Black: N died...
Everyone: ...
Pearl: All in favor of banning Black from ever going near that door again say nothing!
Readers: Something! :P
Pearl: Dang it...
Diamond: Hey, you tried.
Honey: *Checks dares again* Oh. My. Arceus. *Smile evilly, then turns Green into a gigantic spider*
Ruru and I: GAHHHH! *Censored* *Starts to panic*
Birds in Surrounding Area: *Fly away*
Ruru and I: *Gets sent to panic room by random readers reader powers*
Icy: Um... Okay then... *Turns Green back into a human* Next dares are by Sumsumgirl152.
I dare all the shippings to go into separate rooms for seven minutes in heaven
Honey: Okay, Red and Yellow, go through the orange door.
Icy: Blue and Green, purple door.
Green: Blue's a Muk.
Honey: Deal with it.
Icy: Gold and Crystal, yellow door.
Crystal: •////•
Gold: Hahaha!:D
Honey: Silver and Lyra, blue door.
Silver: Lyra isn't even here.
Icy: *Poofs in Lyra*
§Five Room Assignments, Lots of Blushing, and Seven Minutes Later§
Pokespe (Except for Emerald and Pearl): *Come out of assigned rooms* •/////•
Me: Okay, the next set of stuffs are by polemonlover2
Truth- Is it true that Red likes Yellow in a romantic/dating way? If so, when did he start liking her and why?
Truth- Is it true that Yellow likes Red in a romantic/dating way? If so, when did she start liking him and why?
Truth- What is everyone's (even hostesses) biggest fear?
Dare- I dare everyone (even hostesses) to face their biggest fear
Dare- I dare Ruby and Sapphire to go on a date, then kiss and admit their love for each other
P.s. Red is afraid of mirrors and Silver is afraid of clowns
Icy: Red, do the truth.
Red: Y-yeah... I don't know when... She's really nice and cute... •////•
Yellow: *whispers* U-um... I-I've l-like h-him since he s-saved m-me from th-the Dratini... H-he's nice a-and caring... >////<
SpecialShipping Shippers: *Fangirls and dies*
(Fears are long and spaced in case you feel like commenting!:D)
Ruru: Spiders.
Icy: Thunder kind of. Not really the biggest.
Honey: Balloons... (A/N: She really is scared of balloons.)
Pokespe: Balloons?
Honey: WHERE?!?!?!
Me: No where. Spiders... Spiders are evil...
Red: Mirrors.
Yellow: *Whisper/mumbles* Th-Thunder...
Blue: Muk.
Honey: Anyone understand her??? No???
Yellow: Actually, I-
Honey: Okay, since no one understands her, next person! Green! Go!
Green: I'm scared of you guys. *Points to hostesses*
Hostesses: *Tear up* That's so sweet!😢😿
Silver: *Mumbles* Clowns.
(Prepare for random things listed as fears)
Crystal: Butterflies.
Gold: Steve.
Sapphire: *Shivers* Peanuts!
Emerald: Dinner parties.
Ruby: *Still rolling in mud* Salamances.
Ruru: Huh. I would've thought he'd say getting his cloths dirty.
Honey: Same.
Platinum: Penguins.
Icy: Why?
Platinum: Their so creepy! They look nothing like a Piplup, or any other penguin Pokemon!
Me: Uh... Okay then...
Pearl: Portable fans.
Diamond: Dragonborns. (Guess the reference!:{D)
Black: Chopsticks.
White: Dragon slayers.
Me: ... Then why didn't you flip out when Fairy Tail came to visit?
Icy: There were three dragon slayers.
White: WHAT?!?!?!
Both: Nothing...
X: Cheese.
Y: Toy cars.
Cheren: Unicorns.
Bianca: Jellybeans!
Robot: Poofing in fears with artificial author powers now. *Fears slowly poof in*
Ruru and I: OH MY ARCEUS THERE'S A MILLION GIANT *Censored* CRAWLING MY *Censored* WAY!
~Thunder claps~
Yellow: EEP!!!
Icy: *Jumps*
~Mirrors and clowns appear~
Red: *Screams* NURRR!!! ITS A MIRROR! *Runs a direction* NURRR!!! ANOTHER *Censored* MIRROR!!!!
Silver: *Hugs knees rocking in corner* There's no clowns here. There's no clowns. There's no clowns. THERES NO CLOWNS!!! *Clown walks up* THERE'S A *Censored* CLOWN!!!! *Screams like a girl*
~Butterflies fly around Crys~
Crystal: NO~! BUTTERFLIES!!! *Run around but butterflies follow*
~Balloons appear tied to Honey~
Honey: NO! MY ENEMY! THEIR TRYING TO KILL ME, HALP~~~!!!! *Tries to run away from balloons*
~Starts raining chopsticks, Jellybeans, peanuts, and cheese~
Bianca: OMA!!! THE JELLYBEANS ARE TRYING TO STRANGLE US, RUN~!!!
X: THE JELLYBEANS AREN'T THE PROBLEM!!! THE CHEESE IS GOING TO STUFF ITSELF DOWN OUT THROATS GET STUCK AND KILL US!!! IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE~!!!
Black: OH MY FREAKIN' ARCEUS, THE CHOPSTICKS ARE GOING TO STAB US TO DEATH!
Sapphire: *Hyperventilating* THE *Gasp* PEANUTS *Gasp* ARE *Gasp* TRYING TO *Gasp* TRIP US!!! *Gasp* RU~N~!!!
~Unicorn fly out and follow Cheren~
Cheren: PLEASE DERN'T STAB ME WITH YER HORN MRS. UNICORN!
Unicorn: Grrrrr!
Cheren: SORRY, MR. UNICORN! JUST DERN'T STAB ME~!!!
~Toy cars and Natsu appears~
White: EEK!!!!! DRAGON SLAYER!!!! HELP ME~~~!!!!!
Natsu: *Confused* What?
Y: AHH!!! TOY CARS!!!
~Dragonborn and portable fan appears~
Dragonborn: *Shouts*
Diamond: NUR~!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME WITH YOUR SHOUT!!!
Pearl: NO!!! NOT A PORTABLE FAN!!!
~Penguins and Salamances appear~
Platinum: *Faints*
Ruby: *Stops rolling in mud, then gets shocked by Robot and passes out... Robot ups the voltage...*
~Emerald and Gold teleported to a dinner party with a bunch of Steve's~
Gold: STEVE! WHY YOU KILL SPIDERS IN P.E.! THEY DONT TRY TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T TRY TO KILL THEM!!
Emerald: DINNER PARTY! AHH!!! (Scream is high pitched and girly)
Hostesses: AHHH!! *Cling to Green*
Green: GET OFF ME, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC FANGIRLS!!
§Many Hours of Violence, Panicking, and Hyperventilating Later§
Icy: *Shaking violently* Wh-What's n-next?
Me: *Also shaking* S-Sapph, go o-on a d-date with R-Ruby in th-the mud he's r-rolling in...
§On the Date§
Both: *Shaking violently*
Ruby: *Still in the mud* S-Sapph? I-I might b-be barbecued b-because of a-a f-flipping r-robot names R-R-Robot but I-I l-l-love y-you.
Sapphire: *Kisses him*
Ruby: *Gets electrified by robot because he stopped rolling in the mud*
Honey: The last, and final dare is by aceg111.
Show everyone the anime shippings that include their counterparts. Boys, sing a song to the girls in front of a huge crowd.
(A/N: Not gonna try listing them, there's way too many!)
Pokespe: 0/////0
Yellow: That was... Disturbing...
Blue: ... You don't have a counterpart...
Yellow: I know, it was still disturbing.
§Concert§
Boys: *Sings Stomach Tied in Knots http://youtu.be/gRzRCdhHCHw by Sleeping With Sirens way off key*
Crowed: BOO!!! *Throws things*
Pokespe Girls: O/////O
Hostesses: *Eating popcorn calmly, and at random times throwing some and shouting random things*
Honey: IceQueen2002 does not own Pokespe, Minecraft, Fairy Tail, or Skyrim. GET OFF THE STAGE! *Growls*