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Chapter 96:

After a rest day, less than six o'clock the next morning, Wu Zhiyun took the company's special bus to the villa to pick him up. Saying hello in advance, the nine people packed up only some necessary daily necessities, packed a backpack, and had no luggage.

The recording location is in a warm city in the south.

When he arrived at the airport, his genius shone lightly, and several of them did not wake up. They wore hats and masks and yawned.

It was too early, and it was a private itinerary that was not announced. There were not many fans who sent the airport to the airport, but there were still some. They ran along with the camera and the banner.

In addition, the fans of the eight houses are usually used to picking up the plane. Not only will Aidu chat with them for a few days, general gifts such as flowers, snacks and letters will also be accepted.

Only Cen Feng 's fans always kept their distance and did not dare to be too close, watching from afar. During the period of young couples, Zhou Mingyu and Shi Ran once said in the dormitory life tidbits released by the program group that Brother Feng does not like physical contact.

The kites protected him well.

They tried to refrain from doing all the things that would make him uncomfortable. Love him who shines on the stage and protect him in private.

From the beginning of their debut, kites have adhered to this principle. Whenever new powder enters the pit, they will be raised by the old powder ears. Over time, it has become a customary rule in the wind circle.

When passing the security check, there were eight fans standing in front, waving and admonishing, excited and enthusiastic. Only the kites stood silently at the end, watching Aidou enter.

Cen Feng suddenly backed up two positions, let Jing Xiangbai and Meng Xin advanced, and then looked back.

The fans didn't know what he was looking for, and looked at him nervously and expectantly.

Then his gaze fell on the last of the crowd, with a kite with orange aids on his body. He took off his mask and waved at them with a smile.

A particularly warm smile, eyes slightly curved, like a child who secretly looked at the world for the first time, with a hint of pure frankness.

The kites, who had been reluctant and restrained, finally burst out screaming, waving at him with joy and excitement.

I dared not talk to him before, but now I finally have the courage to shout, "Baby! Watch your body! We are waiting for you to come back!"

He should have heard it and nodded at them.

He rarely takes off masks in private public places. This time he took off generously, and fans who took the camera rushed to take photos, he did not flicker, he let them take a photo, wait for all the eight members of the ID group After the security check, only the last one went in.

The excitement of the kites couldn't calm down for a long time. After his back disappeared into the line of sight, he finally cried and laughed.

The airport map began to brush over the words:

[Brother greeted us and smiled at us! 】

[He also looked back at us specifically for a long time, I am going to drown in his tenderness]

[He finally responded to our QAQ]

[Boys are to chase! ! ! Sisters, work harder! Continue to rush duck! 】

...

After boarding the plane, the sleepy ID group began to recharge, and when they wake up, the plane has landed in a sunny city.

Nine people took off their thick coats on the plane. When they got off the plane, they wore light summer clothes and regained their spirits. After walking all the way, they started to make noise and noisy. When they went out, they saw the pick-up fans outside to maintain their image calm down.

Among the group of fans who picked up the airport, several girls wearing red caps and red T-shirts and blue overalls were particularly eye-catching. Shi Ran looked a little familiar, and after watching it for a long time, he reacted to it. He immediately became happy and patted Cen Feng, who was looking at the phone with his head down: "Captain, look!"

Cen Feng looked up and saw the girls of Cos Super Marie. He was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly laughed.

Although he was wearing a mask, his eyes were curved when he laughed. A few girls laughed at Aidou and were very happy, waving to him all the way.

Cen Feng raised his hand and gave them thumbs up while walking.

Almost a few fans are crazy.

Brother praised us! ! !

The photos and videos were superseded, and it was another turmoil, all of which were discussing:

[I feel like my brother is in a good mood today! Always interact with us! 】

[Foreseeing that a large number of live-action Super Marys will be ushered in in the future]

[Thank you, you have already placed an order with a treasure. Photos: Super Mary cos clothing]

[Ha ha ha ha ha that scene is too beautiful I dare not think about it]

[@Super Mary, when will I get a promotional fee for my brother]

[My brother will cos what you want to play. Next time if he plays Contra, you will have to shave a flat head and dye a little yellow hair, wear a white vest with a cigarette in your mouth, and hold an organ in your arms. gun? ? ? 】

[I think it's okay]

[The sisters will see you in the game]

...

Xu Dixing worked last night until early in the morning, just woke up, shrunk in the bed and played on his mobile phone, and saw that the super talk of self-entertainment was not laughed at. He took a screenshot to send WeChat to Aidou:

——Heaven picks the stars for you: Brother, you must not play Contra, otherwise the scene is too terrible ~!

Cen Feng left the airport and just got on the bus arranged by the program team. When she saw the screenshot she sent, she couldn't help smiling.

——Chengfeng: Well, do n't play, and they wo n't let them know.

——Heaven picks the stars for you: you can play Sailor Moon or something, the full field of ice moon, on behalf of the moon to protect you!

——Zhengfeng: Well, download it when you go back.

Xu Zhexing returned his emoticon kitty.

Cen Feng rarely plays WeChat, and he doesn't play much in almost all social software, so he doesn't have any emoticons. After thinking for a while, the kitten sent from her was added to her expression, and then forwarded to her.

Xu Xingxing was dead.

Why is this person so cute!

She turned over in the bed, lying on the bed, her feet and feet crossed and crossed together, holding the phone to give him a message:

——Heaven picked the stars for you: Brother, you actually stole my emoji package blatantly!

——Ride the wind: Isn't it possible?

——Heaven picks the stars for you: yes, mine is yours! I will share with you a few more!

She opened the expression bar, skipped those sand sculpture expression packs, and sent everything else.

Cen Feng's mobile phone kept shaking, he smiled in his eyes, long press one by one to save, was pressing, and saw that she sent a panda emoticon package, which said "I have time to take the time to go with me Bed ".

Cen Feng: ............

At the next moment, Xu Jiexing, who sent the wrong expression, quickly withdrew. A bunch of pictures of Maie Meng were sent to brush the screen, trying to cover up the mistakes just made.

Cen Feng thought that she was so busy now, she couldn't help but want to laugh, did not expose it, pretended not to see it, and continued to save all the cute pictures she sent.

Finally Xu Xuxing also sent a GIF of his own.

In the moving picture, the girl pierced her head and plucked her lips from the far and near to the camera. Because the speed was increased, the GIF moved quickly. The wording is: I will kiss you again!

Cen Feng looked at it for a while, instead of adding an expression pack, he ordered a collection.

The bus has been driving for more than four hours, which is almost longer than the plane. When stopped, the reinforced city can no longer see the slightest shadow. The surrounding mountains and mountains, the clouds and birds are far away, and the scenery is very beautiful.

The car was parked in a small farmyard. The ID group hadn't seen this kind of forest scenery for a long time, and got off the car with great interest. Everyone in the program group has arrived. One person is holding a large porcelain bowl to eat, and the whole courtyard is full of people.

Wu Zhiyun called back the ID group who ran to the road to look at flowers and water: "All come back for dinner! After eating, enter the mountain!"

Ying Xuze was shocked: "Is going into the mountain? Isn't it already in the mountain?"

The staff next to him said, "Where is this? The foot of the mountain is not counted."

ID group: "............"

This family-owned farmer is the place where the program team contacted in advance. The couple worked on the farm and there was a fruit forest behind the house. They cooked a few large pots of rice and cut fresh fruit for them.

As an idol, body management is very important. Several people hold large bowls, but all of them have a little rice, and the hostess ca n't look down: "A big man, why eat such a meal? Chickens are better than You eat more. "

ID group: "............"

The director's group told me next: "Eat more, and go into the mountain road a little later, but you won't have to eat at night."

After a few people heard it, they hurried to add food.

The wood-fired rice tastes more fragrant, and the big boys who usually reduce their intake of carbon water have enough to eat this time. After they finish eating, they take the bus and continue to the mountain.

The mountain road is not easy to walk. It was bumpy all the way. Several people were almost vomited and drove for another hour before stopping. This time it is really not even visible to half of the family.

After getting off the bus, I followed the staff through the woods and came to a flat place. The program team who arrived early had already set up the machine. When they arrived, they were officially turned on.

The chief director sat on Pony Mazar and took a big horn: "Come, stand well."

Nine people stood in two rows according to their usual positions.

The director said: "Welcome everyone to" Cross Five Thousand Years ". From the moment you step into this deep mountain, your journey of crossing will begin. Now, go to the back to change clothes, change clothes, I will come Announce the rules. "

Behind the crew was a big tent. Nine people hadn't got a desk book yet. They didn't know the content of the next recording. I heard that I had to change clothes. I suddenly had a bad hunch.

As soon as they entered the tent, several male assistants were already waiting inside with their clothes.

At a glance, the nine people were all in fur skirts.

Ying Xuze suddenly shouted: "I don't wear this! It's too ugly!"

The assistant director supervised next to him: "You can't help you, change quickly."

With the help of several male assistants, the summer clothes of all nine people were stripped, leaving only one pair of underwear, and then forced to wrap the animal skin and skirt.

A few people tried to resist at first. When everyone finally changed, you look at me and I look at you, and suddenly I feel quite trendy.

Just become a primitive and the most handsome primitive!

Especially Cen Feng, the upper body of the animal skin, not only did not collapse, but also showed an unruly wildness. And he usually wears tightly and tightly, without even showing his arms. Now he put on the animal skin coat, and his two arms are exposed. The lines are beautiful and beautiful, the ankles are sexy, the calves are long, and the muscles are tight. As soon as she came out of the tent, the girl blushed and her heart beat, and the boy looked envious of Sanlian.

The handsome and stylish ID group seconds became rude and primitive. Several people laughed at each other. You poked me and you pulled me, and made a jump at the director's request.

This is to prepare for the later stage, and several people were very surprised when they finished dancing: "God! How do we become like this? Where is this?"

The chief director picked up the big horn, and then continued: "Hello boys, I am sorry to tell you that because of the mistakes of the Space and Time Administration, you were misrepresented to the primitive tribe that was five thousand years ago."

Xijing ID Group: "God! How could this be! What now?"

Director-General: "The Space-Time Administration has fallen into chaos and cannot guarantee itself. Now you can only rely on yourself to find a way to return to modern times. In the next twenty days, you will all be deeply immersed in the whirlpool of history, without any People can help you. All food, clothing, housing, transportation and even life safety can only depend on yourself. Please be careful. "

The ID group only knows that the group's summary is to be recorded for 20 days. It is an outdoor reality show. The rest of the content is unknown, and now the rules are heard.

Twenty days in the wilderness and wilderness, relying on yourself for food, clothing, housing and transportation? ? ?

This is not over yet.

The director continued: "You must find a way to return to modern times within 20 days, because in your time and space, you will participate in the New Year's Eve party at the end of the month. If you can't go back, the New Year's trip will be cancelled.

ID group: "What ???"

Is there a price for recording a variety show? ? ?

You know, they are a one-year limited group, only this time to participate in the New Year's party. They missed this time, they will be dissolved next summer, and it is impossible to fit into the New Year in this life!

Ying Xuze couldn't help but ask, "Are you kidding me? The New Year's itinerary has been confirmed."

Or the captain who gave up the opportunity of personal hot TV and went with them to the regular TV! Although it is just a regular TV, it is for the more than a billion viewers across the country, their first stage on the star!

The chief director smiled very kindly: "Do you think we look like a joke? Your company's bench list company has already been handed over, and the other party has agreed. Next, it depends on whether you can seize this opportunity. "

ID group: "!!!"

It's too much! ! !

The director continued: "In these twenty days, each of you has only one opportunity to seek help from a traveler in space and time. It will be voided after use. If you violate the rules of space and time and interfere with the stability of space and time, the tunnel of space and time will collapse directly, and you will also lose the span Annual qualifications. "

In other words, it must be in accordance with the requirements of the program.

Several people were limping, and the animal skins on the body didn't want to talk.

Twenty days! How do you live in a windy night?

The staff brought their backpacks over: "Now, each of you can choose five items to take with you and follow you through the journey, giving you five minutes."

Nine people quickly seized the opportunity and gathered together to discuss.

Everyone must bring their toiletries, otherwise they will not brush their teeth for twenty days and open their mouths to kill them.

Everyone brings a toothbrush, a pack of washable underwear, and a pack of washable socks. This leaves only two options.

Toothpaste and facial cleanser can be shared, and Ying Xuze is responsible. The exquisite Aidou boy needs to be photographed, and the idol burden can't be thrown away. Skin care water and liquid foundation can't be lost. Bian Qi is responsible.

Fire and light are needed for survival in the wild. Fu Xingyan is responsible for the lighter and flashlight.

Before Jing Xiangbai brought a small medicine box, although the cold medicine and pain relief bandages were all contained, the program team did not deliberately embarrass him.

Shi Ran put the fruit knife in his bag today when farmers were cutting fruits, which was just in use. He is recruiting mosquito physique, and the bag is always equipped with mosquito repellent water, which is also the same.

Cen Feng asked the director: "Can everything on the scene be selected?"

They didn't even know that they had to survive in the wild before. The things they brought were not complete. The program crew spoke very well, nodded and said, "Yes."

Then Cen Feng led the ID team to tear down the tent that had just changed clothes.

Director: "........."

Miscalculated! ! !

After tearing down the tent, I followed the moisture-proof pads, air-cushion beds and raincoats I do n't know who hung inside. These four things were carried by Meng Xin and Cang Ziming.

He Sinian listened to the captain and went to the staff to ask for a rope and borrowed a watch.

Cen Feng finally chose food and water.

After all the selections were completed, the program team sent a sack to nine people, which can be hung diagonally on the chest. After all the things were loaded, the extra staff were all withdrawn, and the remaining nine primitives wearing animal skins and sacks looked at each other on the ground.

Fu Xingyan asked the director group: "What are the rules? What is the task? Where can I find a modern way?"

The director's group was indifferent and all over the face wrote: You can do it yourself.

After a day of flying and traveling, the clear sky in the distance has gradually been tainted by the setting sun. Not surprisingly, they will spend the night in this desolate mountain today.

This is really the first time since birth.

Hosinian was timid, and immediately shivered and asked, "Will there be snakes and wolves in the mountains?"

There must be.

However, since the program group is selected here, it is estimated that the show has been cleared.

Cen Feng observed for a long time, and pointed to the yellow mud road with many footprints not far away: "There are more people walking along that road. Follow that road to see."

So nine people carried their linen bags and officially started their journey through.

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Chapter 97:

Cen Feng's thinking is correct. There are so many footprints on this road. In this uninhabited mountain, it is only possible for the program team to walk back and forth.

After walking along this road for about twenty minutes, I saw a gurgling stream. Both sides of the stream are pebble beaches shining in the sun, and there is a layer of holes not far away.

Several people cheered: "There are caves!"

Not only there are caves, but also burnt charcoal piles at the entrance, which is enough to prove that people can live here.

It's not too early. Before the sky is dark, the ID group hurriedly set up a tent in the cave. Cen Feng let Jing Xiangbai and Fu Xingyan go to pick up dry firewood around and come back. food.

There is actually straw in the cave, which the show crew prepared to sleep for. But now that they have a tent, they hold the straw in the bottom and lay a moisture-proof pad, and then put on an air-cushion bed, which is very comfortable against moisture, insects and cold wind.

The ID group was basically born wealthy, and it was a well-off family no matter how bad it was. There were very few such camping experiences in the wild, and it was surprising and fun to be with nine people together.

In addition, Cen Feng was calm and able to command well, everyone listened to the captain's words and divided their work, and was not embarrassed by the environment. Cang Ziming and Bian Qi also caught fish in the stream.

In the imagination of the program crew, the situation of nine people who were worried and unable to take care of themselves did not appear at all, and it was a bit autistic.

Jing Xiangbai and Fu Xingyan picked up a pile of dry firewood after a short while, and passed a fruit tree full of fruits on the way. They did n't know if they could eat it. They climbed up and picked a lot. Hug back.

From afar, Cen Feng shouted: "Captain, we picked a lot of wild fruits!"

Everyone brings less food, and when they hear fruit, they all come around.

Jing Xiangbai's fruit, yellow, orange, and orange, is about the size of a child's fist, and is irregularly round. It looks ugly. Haha, they haven't seen it before.

Ho Sinian said, "Still don't eat it, what if you get poisoned?"

As soon as the words fell, Cen Feng picked up a fruit and peeled it off, taking a bite.

Everyone was shocked: "Captain!"

Cen Feng's face does not change color: "This is a bamboo stick, you can eat it."

When everyone heard it, they took one peeled and eaten, "It's sweet! Like oranges."

One person ate one, and Jing Xiangbai put the rest back into the cave, and ran like Sahuan again: "I'll pick all the trees!"

Director: "........."

Yeah, I'm still eating fruit.

Cen Ziming and Bian Qilian also caught fish after Cen Feng and Ho Sinian had fired with dry wood. The two of them were holding a lively fish alone, excitedly like a two hundred catty fat man: "Captain! There is grilled fish to eat!"

Director: "........."

So on the first day of the trip, the ID group spent a very pleasant camping night.

The tent is not big, but nine people can sleep a little squeezed, which is better than sleeping caves and hay. There were two piles of fire at the entrance, burning very vigorously, the temperature in the south was not low at night, and there were tents, and everyone did not feel cold.

Shi Ran also sprayed mosquito repellent water around the tents. Nine people huddled together, chatting and singing, and each fell asleep until twelve.

After a tiring day, he soon fell asleep. Until the bonfire at the entrance gradually extinguished, the sky spattered a light, Cen Feng woke up first, took a watch and looked at it, at half past six in the morning.

Several tents were also set up outside the cave, where the staff lived, and had already started to clean up. Seeing that Cen Feng got up, the film crew accelerated their actions and soon set up the machine to start a new day of shooting.

Ho Sinian used his soft tone to act as an alarm clock in the tent: "Get up and get up, the captain is up."

Shi Ran covered his ears in pain, as if returning to the nightmare of the 302 dormitory being woken up by Hosin every day.

The last nine people were wearing animal skin skirts, holding toothbrushes, squatting in a row to brush their teeth by the stream, the scene was very spectacular.

The stream flows down from the mountain stream, and it is still savage with a hint of sweetness. Naturally, it cannot be blind in this respect. I brushed my teeth with the creek water and went back to eat some fruit and the box of compressed biscuits held by Cen Feng yesterday for breakfast.

The current situation is much more optimistic than they had imagined before, and the situation of the wind and meal has not appeared, but instead found a primitive fun to return to the mountain forest.

Everyone didn't panic. They sat in a circle at the hole and discussed what to do next.

Cen Feng looked at the compressed biscuits and mineral water in the box and said slowly: "Then I don't know if I will stay here for a few days. I can't eat biscuits all the time. Zi Ming and Bian Qi continue to catch fish. Go around and see if you can find other food and clues. "

Everyone listened to the captain and had no comments.

So he split up, and the six people also picked up some thick sticks and sticks to defend themselves. The program team asked them to find a clue back to modern times. There will definitely be a layout around them. A few people will be playing in the mountains and the water. They will be jumping all the way.

On the way, they really asked them to meet a rabbit who ate the grass slowly, so six people chased the rabbit for half an hour, and finally the rabbit slipped into a hole and returned empty-handed.

Then I met a pheasant again. This chicken was not as bully as a rabbit. It rushed towards them with flapping wings. A group of great masters were screamed with fright from a pheasant, and finally Cen Feng flew a stick to rush The pheasant flew away.

Then the pheasant was stunned by him, lying on the ground and bounced twice, and stopped moving.

six people:"............"

Captain Bulls!

The captain baseball must be great!

Ho Sinian just took the rope, and six people quickly tied the chicken with the rope. I was afraid that the chicken would wake up and peck at them. They were tied tightly. Two claws were **** on a long stick. The chicken was hanging upside down, and Fu Xingyan and Shi Ran were picked up one by one on the shoulder.

A group of savages wearing animal skins pick a pheasant, the picture is very harmonious.

I don't know how far I walked. When I walked through a forest, I suddenly heard the sound of a rustle not far away.

The woods are full of bushes, lush foliage, and obstructed vision. Ho Sinian immediately frightened to Cen Feng: "Is there a beast ?!"

The rustling sound became denser, like something rushing towards them behind the bushes.

The six people suddenly panicked, "Captain! Can't you run?"

Cen Feng did not change his face, but said softly: "Do not run."

He said he would n't run, and the six people would naturally be obedient, standing in a row with the wooden sticks in their hands, and watching the opposite side with vigilance.

After a while, just listening to a clatter, a group of savages also in animal skins rushed out of the bushes.

They were dressed more like savages than ID regiments, they also painted a few paints on their faces, feathers on their heads, iron bows and arrows in their hands, and they cried out in their mouths. They looked more authentic than they were. .

Shi Ran was so scared that he scolded directly: "Lying trough? Is this real or group acting?"

Fu Xing confessed to him: "The head can be cut off without using it."

When all the savages on the opposite side rushed out, the ID team discovered that there were also two people on the opposite side picking food with a stick like them.

It's just that they picked a pheasant on the side, and individuals on the opposite side.

The man was covered with a sack, his hands and feet were tied to a stick and fell into the air.

He Sinian tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, muttering: "Why look a little familiar?"

Then the seven people heard a heart-shattering cry from the opposite side: "Help me !!! Brother Feng save me !!!"

Lying trough? ? ?

Several people said at the same time: "Zhou Mingyu? !!!"

The other side shouted excitedly: "I am, I am, I am! Surprise! Surprise! Friends! Brothers! Forgive me for meeting you in this way! Quick! Don't say anything! Save me! They are going to grab me back and cook! "

It was him and several people almost passed out without a smile.

Even Cen Feng couldn't help covering his face and smiled.

Zhou Mingyu anxiously said: "Don't laugh! Save me first! My hands and feet are broken !!!"

He Sinian ran forward with a smile: "Good, come."

As a result, he just ran two steps, and the savages suddenly made a threatening noise of "Ho Ho", and raised his weapon to aim at him.

Ho Sinian was scared back directly, shouting: "They will not let me come near!"

Zhou Mingyu said: "Nonsense! They thought you were going to rob prey! Find a way! Use your brain!"

A few people looked at each other, and Ying Xuze said happily: "No way, because they have more weapons, they can't fight, but forget it, don't put us in. Go away."

Shi Ran also echoed: "Yes, let's go, don't save it."

Cen Feng: "Let's go."

So seven people really turned around and left.

Zhou Mingyu suddenly and quickly corrupted: "Brother Feng! Cen Feng! Ying Xuze! 302 You don't have a conscience! The love and time of those years are finally wrongly paid !!!"

After shouting for a long time, they found no sign of stopping, and finally shouted: "Don't go! I know how to go back to the modern way! The clue is on me!"

Several people stopped here, and Ying Xuze saw through his expression: "Don't talk early."

Zhou Mingyu burst into tears and cried: "Help me quickly, I'm going to break!"

When they came back, the savages threatened again. Shi Ran counted a few, the other party had eight people, and whispered to Cen Feng: "Is the front just right?"

After thinking for a while, Cen Feng turned his head and said, "Put down the pheasant."

The two quickly put the pheasant on the ground. After walking this way, the pheasant woke up long ago, but was **** and clucked all the way.

Cen Feng asked them to hold the pheasant, first untied the rope, then touched its head, smoothed the chicken and smoothed it twice. Holding the stick against the four people in front, said nervously: "Captain! They are coming towards us!"

Cen Feng looked back, and the savages bowed, slowly approaching them. Although I knew it was a group show, everyone was still a little nervous under the scene.

Cen Feng said "preparation", and then picked up the pheasant and threw it at them.

The pheasant was tied all the way, and it was also a hot temperament. It was simply Zhang Fei in the pheasant world. When he saw who pecked at him, he screamed while flapping his wings, and fanned the ground with fallen dust.

The ID group rushed over in the chaos, grabbing weapons, grabbing weapons, saving people. Group performances are also people! This pheasant looks so fierce, they are also afraid!

By the time they subdued the pheasant, the ID regiment had dragged Zhou Mingyu and took away their weapons and ran away.

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Chapter 98:

They ran happily, making their backs and photographs tired enough. After running out of the woods and down the mountain, a few talents finally stopped with fear.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and you laugh a lot.

After laughing, I beat Zhou Mingyu collectively: "Why are you here too?"

Zhou Mingyu was **** for so long, his wrists were red, and he rubbed his back on the desk while saying: "Hey, it's not a secret, in fact, I am a person of the Space and Time Administration."

Shi Ran kicked his ass: "Did you bring us to this place?"

Zhou Mingyu was serious: "Scientific research always pays a price! You should be honored to devote yourself to science! Besides, am I not here to save you?"

Cen Feng didn't want to hear him talk nonsense: "Directly, how to go back?"

Zhou Mingyu cleared his throat, with an inscrutable expression: "You will be teleported here because the space-time tunnel is running out of energy. As long as we find the energy stone, we can restart the space-time tunnel and travel through time and space. back to the Future!"

Ying Xuze: "Where to find the energy stone?"

Zhou Mingyu threw a wink at him: "You asked the right person. In fact, I came a few days earlier than you. I have been secretly digging in this virgin forest for a long time. With my extraordinary ingenuity, I found The energy stone is hidden in the carnivorous tribe across the mountain! "

When He Sinian heard the name, he was afraid: "Carnivorous tribe ?!"

Zhou Mingyu: "Carnivorous is not human, what are you afraid of? Their tribe, non-meat does not eat, if we want to get the energy stone, we must use meat to change!"

Shi Ran: "Human flesh is also flesh, can you change it for you?"

Zhou Mingyu: "??? You can't start the space-time tunnel without me! I advise you not to fight my idea!"

Shi Ran is sorry: "Oh, okay. Then we can go back now, can we still catch the pheasant?"

I dare not go back, what if I meet the savages just now. After walking all morning, everyone was a little hungry, so they decided to go back to the cave first.

Seeing Zhou Mingyu, Cang Ziming and Bian Qi, who were left behind to catch fish, were stunned: "Why are you here too?"

So Zhou Mingyu shook his head and remembered the line again.

As a mysterious guest, the NPC on this show, he had already obtained the station book. He went to Xu Zixing's house for dinner that day. Hearing Cen Feng talking about Tuan Zong, he was afraid that he would come to see him.

A sway in the cave, enviously said: "You still have a tent to sleep."

Several people ate a bag of biscuits and a few mangosteens on their stomachs. There were already four fish in the stone circle built up with stones. Zhou Mingyu said excitedly: "I want to eat grilled fish!"

Shi Ran scolded him: "You eat a fart! We will be out of water and food!"

After all, their food is only a box of mineral water and a box of compressed biscuits, and they can't eat grilled fish.

Cen Feng stripped Zhou Mingyu of a mountain bamboo and contemplatively said: "I just encountered rabbits and pheasants. There should be a lot of prey nearby. Whether we eat it ourselves or use it to exchange energy stones with the tribe, they are all needed."

He turned his head and asked Zhou Mingyu: "Is there any other tribe around? Can fruits and other things be used for food?"

Of course, it is impossible for the program crew to starve them to death, so they must arrange a way to get food.

Zhou Mingyu laughed: "Yes! I will take you there!"

So Cen Feng asked the two people who caught the fish to continue to catch, and let the more daring Jing Xiangbai and Fu Xingyan take the careful Hosinian to look around to see if they could catch their prey.

Then stringed the fishes in the two stone circles, took the remaining mangosteens, picked up some compressed biscuits, and took Zhou Mingyu and Ying Xuze to the tribe to exchange food.

Another tribe was running under the stream. Three people walked along the stream. Ying Xuze walked on the ground and picked up the pebbles that looked smooth and smooth. After walking for more than ten minutes, he saw several thatched houses.

The scene of the program group is realistic, and it really feels like a small tribe.

As soon as the three approached, a male savage rushed over with his weapon. Ying Xuze quickly shouted, "We are here to exchange food!"

A few savages ran over, ran in circles around them, and reached out to poke the fish that Cen Feng was carrying.

In the end, they exchanged two fish and a pile of mangosteen for a large piece of cooked beef, a piece of fried greens and ten pieces of pancakes.

Originally, I couldn't change ten pieces of cake. Ying Xuze took the pebbles he picked up all the way. The aunt who coaxed the cake said that it was the night pearl of his family's ancestry. It is estimated that the beauty had played a role. .

The trio had a good harvest. When they returned to the cave, the hunting team had not returned. The other four were catching fish in the stream. They were unhappy, the mountain spring was warm and clear, and there were many wild fish.

Zhou Mingyu joined them happily, and Cen Feng and Ying Xuze went around to find wild fruit trees.

So on this day, all the ID groups were filmed as savages, hunting and preying.

When the sun went down, the hunting team returned happily. They hurried back a sheep and found a nest of eggs in a run-down thatched house!

Although I knew it was broadcast by the show crew, everyone was still very happy.

Ten people sat around the hole of the campfire and ate with pancake rolls of beef. Shi Ran also sneaked out several packages of instant noodles, which he put in when he was in the villa, and the program group did not find it.

Now sprinkle the seasoning on the grilled fish, the taste is absolutely amazing.

Everyone had enough to eat and drink, half-paralyzed to watch the stars. The sky in the mountains is clear and bright, and the stars are scattered, especially beautiful. After a long time of hustle and bustle in the city, occasionally watching the stars in such a quiet and quiet mountain is a kind of enjoyment.

Zhou Mingyu suddenly said, "Let's close our eyes when we come to play the dark!"

In the mountains and forests, killing games are more exciting than exciting. The ID group went to the program team to borrow a deck of playing cards and began to draw identity.

Zhou Mingyu first got to the police, but he was killed before the excitement.

The second was drawn to the werewolf, and in the first round was voted out with full votes.

The third one was drawn to civilians, and it was the first one to be knifed.

Tie Han Han was angry and fell: "I'm not playing anymore !!! Your ID group is exclusive!"

Everyone laughed together.

With one more person, the tent couldn't sleep a bit. Everyone agreed to hang Zhou Mingyu on the tree at the entrance of the cave. The group bullied and hummed and crawled into the tent, but refused to come out.

Finally, Cen Feng spread the hay next to the campfire, and took out the damp pad under the tent and put it on the hay. He said to them, "I sleep outside and watch the night."

Everyone didn't do it, and asked one person to watch for an hour, and Cen Feng pressed him back: "One person turns for an hour and simply doesn't sleep. All right, sleep well."

Everyone was moved to look at the captain. When he was moved, he pulled off the linen skirt on Zhou Mingyu's body and gave it to the captain. Zhou Mingyu, who was only naked in his shorts, bit his fingers, crying, and scolding them as beasts.

A group of people stayed in the middle of the night before they gradually stopped. Cen Feng was covered with the hide that the ID group had taken off from him, and there was a fire beside him, which was not cold.

He lay on the damp pad, looked at the twinkling stars in the sky outside the cave with his hand pillow, and suddenly remembered the little girl's ID.

God picked the stars for you.

What a romantic name.

He watched the stars gradually fall asleep, dreaming day and night, and really dreamed of Xu Xingxing. In the dream she wore a small white dress and flew down from the sky like a fairy.

He was afraid that she had fallen and reached out to hug her, but she landed happily in front of him, holding a glowing star in her hand, and said softly, "Brother, give it to you." "

He couldn't help laughing in his dream.

Just about to reach out, I heard two loud bangs from somewhere, the sweet girl in front of me disappeared, Cen Feng opened his eyes violently, saw two sneaky figures at the entrance of the cave are stealing their sheep, and the results He knocked down the stone circle of the ring fish and the stone rolled to the ground, waking him up.

Cen Feng swept and saw the camera not far away still filming, he knew it was the arrangement of the program group.

When the two thieves saw him awake, one dragged the sheep, the other held the fish, and ran away.

Cen Feng shouted: "There is a thief!"

Turned over and caught up.

In the tent there was a horde of soldiers, and Hosinian screamed: "Get up! Our sheep have been stolen !!!"

Several people, Ying Xuze and Shi Ran, took off their fur coats before going to bed for Cen Feng, and now rushed out of the tent in a panic, all naked to the upper body.

Even if this is not true, Zhou Mingyu only wore boxer shorts. He was tall and white. When he rushed into the night, Bai Huahua's body was extraordinarily dazzling. It was like a running naked body.

So the mountains at night were broken by a few naked figures running wildly.

Cen Feng first caught up with the sheep thief, because he wasn't running fast because he was holding the sheep. He was grabbed by Cen Feng and led to the ground.

Oops in the group show: "It hurts!"

He was frightened by Cen Feng's cold face, and he murmured in his heart, isn't he just stealing a sheep, all arranged by the program team, why are you so entertained!

Cen Feng pressed him to the ground and saw Ying Xuze they chased them up, and went on to chase the fish-stealer in front.

He has good physical training every day, and the group performance is naturally incomparable. He is soon caught up, and is pressed on the ground by Cen Feng in the same way.

Group performance quickly begged for mercy: "Repay you, return you!"

The last two people were escorted back to the cave by the overtaking ID group.

Get a good night's sleep and get messed up by the program team. A group of people ran out of breath and scolded the program team for doing nothing. In particular, Cen Feng has never seen his face so ugly since recording the show.

The show crew was also confused, didn't it just arrange an episode, so angry?

They certainly don't know what kind of good dream this shocking episode shocked the other party.

He almost got the little star! ! !

Several people put on their clothes, tied the two thieves with ropes, surrounded them and asked angrily: "Which tribe are you from ?! Why should we steal our things?"

The two savages shivered: "We are just too hungry, forgive us."

Cen Feng said in a cold voice: "Tomorrow they will be sent to the carnivorous tribe for energy stones."

The two cried with a wow.

Ying Xuze knocked on the ground with a small wooden stick in his hand: "Don't howl! If you don't want to be sent to the carnivorous tribe, you can use other meat for it!"

One of them hurriedly said, "Some, some! We know a rabbit nest! There are special fat rabbits! I will take you tomorrow tomorrow!"

Everyone consulted and thought that the idea was good. They tied the two people again, with one end of the rope tied to their hands and the other end tied to the feet of the ID group to prevent them from slipping away.

Then I yawned and continued to sleep.

After turning off the machine, the program crew also took two air-cushion beds over again, so that the group performance can also have a good night's rest outside. Thinking of Cen Feng's chilly face tonight, he also opened a small stove and gave him one.

But it was taken before the show started the next day.

When the next morning everyone got up with a sleepy sleep, everything returned to normal. The thief was **** again, and ten people crouched by the creek to brush their teeth and wash their faces.

Zhou Mingyu, of course, has everything as an NPC. Everyone scrambled to apply the skin care essence he brought and rubbed a little sunscreen.

The compressed biscuits were almost finished. Last night 's pancakes were left, and everyone would eat them for breakfast. Shi Ran felt his stomach and said, "We have to leave here quickly, and if we do n't eat some vegetables, I will be constipated."

Everyone packed their own things, hung sacks, carrying their prey from these two days, and followed the thief to the rabbit nest.

In fact, the rabbit is also prepared in advance by the program team.

As soon as someone came, the rabbit went into the hole. The ID team tied the thief to the tree and began to find a way to catch the rabbit.

First, I used a lighter to order a pile of hay to smoke at the entrance of the hole. I wanted to smoke out the rabbits, but I did n't expect the cunning rabbit three caves. On the other side, there was actually a hole.

Fortunately, Cen Feng arranged for Hosinian to whistle, and when he saw it, he immediately shouted, "Over there! The rabbit ran over there!"

Nine people were lying on the ground in a circle, pouting their buttocks, ready to catch the rabbit. Once they listened to it, they crawled up and chased. How flexible the rabbit is, how can they be caught up by them, and in a blink of an eye, it runs away.

Nine people were disgraced by the firewood just now, but they didn't catch anything. They turned their heads and looked at the thief tied to the tree.

Group performance: "..."

Although I know you are idols, but now this looks really like a savage! So scared, quickly shouted: "There is still! We also know that there is a wild boar den!"

Of course, the wild boar is also prepared by the program team.

In fact, it is a domestic black pig, and it is still very small, only about three or four years old. Pigs are much better than rabbits. At the beginning, the ID group was a little scared. Although they were better than rabbits, they were scarier than rabbits!

The group performance reminded later: "While the sow is not at home, don't hurry to do it! After a while the sow returns, there will be no chance!"

Ten people looked at each other and walked past as if they were dead.

It's another jump.

In the end, a small black pig was successfully caught. Everyone removed the rope that tied the thief and used it to tie the wild boar. The sheep can hurry away, and the pig can't. It can only tie his four hoofs, and then hang it upside down with a long wooden stick. Like the pheasant last time, Fu Xingyan and Ying Xuze picked it up.

Zhou Mingyu: "............"

It always feels like you are humiliating me.

When the wild boar was caught, the thief was released. Everyone counted their current prey. There are sheep and eggs and fish and pigs. I think it should be no problem to go to the carnivorous tribe to exchange energy stones.

So, starting with Zhou Mingyu, a group of people walked through the mountain woods with their prey, and they really had the illusion of primitive tribes migrating.

If Shi Ran and Jing Xiangbai did not sing a rap or a hip-hop in front, it would be more like it.

They traversed the mountains for an hour, and they didn't cross the hill until the afternoon and came to their destination.

This tribe is built on a lake, flat on all sides. From afar, we saw the thatched houses and tents, which are much larger than the places where Cen Feng went to change food yesterday. It is a big tribe!

He Sinian subconsciously asked Zhou Mingyu: "Are you sure they don't eat people?"

As a result, Zhou Mingyu, who promised yesterday, "I don't know."

ID group: "?"

Shi Ran died angrily: "Anyway, if they want to eat people, they will give you to them!"

Cen Feng paused and suddenly said: "Don't go first." Several people stopped to look at him. He observed the surrounding environment. There was a small soil **** on the left hand side. He walked over first: "Come here."

The captain said what it was, and they diverted to climb behind the slope.

Cen Feng said: "Just in case, you can't fold in all. You are waiting here. Zhou Mingyu and I pass by. If we don't come out safely, you will find a way."

Everyone heard that the captain was still cautious.

So he collected the prey and gave it to the captain.

Finally, Cen Feng and Zhou Mingyu picked up the little black pig and led the sheep. One person held the egg and the other held the fish, and walked towards the big tribe not far away.

Seeing someone coming, the savage inside immediately picked up his weapon and stared at him and walked over, Zhou Mingyu quickly shouted: "We are here to make a deal!"

After shouting several times, those talents collected their weapons. When they approached, a leader with feathers on his head came out behind the savage. Xiao Yinyin greeted him: "OH, my guest from afar, please come in."

Zhou Mingyu has discovered the energy stone, which is actually a jade-white marble that children play, soaked in a small pool of water in the courtyard. He quietly pointed to Cen Feng.

Cen Feng glanced, his heart clear, and said to the leader: "We want to use these meat to exchange some useless stones with you."

The leader happily walked over to touch the pig and the sheep: "Yes! Yes! Walk around, let's talk in."

Then the two were invited in.

The ID team hiding behind Xiaotupo in the distance watched the captain go in, thinking, should it be done?

As a result, I just waited outside for an hour, but neither of them came out.

Ying Xuze said: "It's broken!" He told Shi Ran: "Let's go and see, the captain is afraid that he might be caught."

The two men walked forward, but the tribe was flat. There was no hidden place except the small slope. The two were caught by the savages with weapons before they approached. They were locked in a room.

Looking inside, Cen Feng and Zhou Mingyu were also there.

The four people had big eyes to small eyes, Cen Feng turned his face blankly, Shi Ranhe and Ying Xuze screamed and rushed over to start beating Zhou Mingyu.

After the beating, Ying Xuze asked, "Captain, what's going on? Why do they want to catch us?"

Cen Feng spit out a cold sentence: "Because we are also food."

Shi Ran: "..." He walked to Cen Feng and sat down, "What now? What about the guards outside, they can't run away."

Zhou Mingyu was afraid of being beaten with his head in his head: "Do not panic, we still have people! They will definitely find a way to save us!"

As a result, the ID team fully demonstrated their IQ. In the next two hours, they showed everyone how to get caught one after another, and finally the whole army was wiped out.

When Hosnian and Bianqi were pushed by the savages in the end, Cen Feng finally couldn't bear it anymore, scolding them: "How about your Huluwa to save grandpa? One by one?"

ID group: "............"

Boom.

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Chapter 99:

The IQ of the whole group went offline.

The captain is grumpy online.

The cabin was closed with ten people, and there was a silent video teacher standing in the corner, suddenly a little crowded. The ID group arrived, and pressed Zhou Mingyu to the corner again.

Finally, the group bully hid behind Cen Feng and said: "I didn't write this on my desk, I really don't know!"

The door was open, and a few savages came in with plates. The dishes are full of food, which is much richer than they have eaten these two days. There are dishes, meat and soup.

Everyone was really hungry after a day of walking. When they saw that there was food, they immediately frowned and let Zhou Mingyu go to dinner.

As a result, the savage rudely said to them before leaving: "Eat more, eat fat, and slaughter one a day, just enough!"

ID group: "............"

The rice in the bowl is suddenly unscented.

When everyone was full, ten people were sitting on the hay paved on the ground, back to the wall, unkempt, gray and dirt, and the skins of the animals on the east and west. There is no love in life with a face. In this situation, only one song can describe it.

Iron gates, iron windows, iron chains, I looked at the outside of the window with tears.

The director's team in the base camp watched the pictures returned by the machine directly spray water.

The miserable or miserable ID group.

After a delay in the meal, Ying Xuze was powerless and asked Cen Feng: "Captain, what should I do next?"

I can't run away. Although the door is not locked, the outside is full of savages standing on guard with weapons. They have to follow the rules of the program group, they can't force it.

Cen Feng pressed his eyebrows and said tiredly: "Help the Time Traveler."

The director group said before that during the recording process each of them had one and only one opportunity to ask for time and space travellers. Don't use it now, but when will it be?

Ying Xuze's eyes lit up, and he immediately raised his hand: "I applied for time and space traveler!"

The director's group took the walkie-talkie and ordered: "Leave it to him."

A cell phone flew in from the window.

Several people wowed and hurried to catch it. Everyone was very excited when they got the mobile phone. There is no screen lock on the mobile phone. After pressing the interface, the address book has a number, and the note is "space traveler".

Ying Xuze dialed and pressed the speakerphone. A group of people stared at the phone nervously and excitedly.

I only listened to two beeps on the phone, and after it was connected, a cold system sound came out: "Hello, welcome to call the Space and Time Administration. At present, people are busy with work, please press 1 to continue waiting, press 2 to transfer self-service. "

Everyone said: "Press 1 to 1 to find customer service!"

Ying Xuze clicked.

Opposite: "At present, people are busy at work. In order to reduce your waiting time, it is recommended to enter the self-service system. To continue waiting, press 1, and to transfer self-service, press 2."

Ying Xuze pressed 1 several times in succession, and finally got angry, then pressed 2.

Handset: "Hello, welcome to use the space-time administration self-service system. Sorry to inform you that the administration system is currently damaged and is in urgent repair. Self-service is temporarily unavailable, please press 1 to transfer manual customer service."

ID group: "???"

Your mother! ! !

The director is sitting in front of the machine with a bucket of instant noodles and Erlang legs on his legs, proudly: "We have been with this tribe scene for so long, how can we let you slip so easily."

At this time, it was approaching evening. The mobile phone was snatched by the savage rushing in, and Ying Xuze shouted angrily at the camera: "Then I haven't used this opportunity!"

After shouting, he grieved and crouched next to Cen Feng: "Brother Feng, what should I do?"

Cen Feng copied his eyes and rested his mind: "Wait."

No matter where he is, even if he is dressed in animal skin and is in a cage, there is always an indifferent temperament in his body. Everyone looked at the captain as a Buddha, so he was not in a hurry, and he sat down again after a while.

Shi Ranzi entertained himself: "It's good, sleep and eat much better than before."

When the sky darkened, a huge bonfire lit up outside, reflecting the entire camp, and dozens of wild people dancing around the bonfire.

Ten people were escorted to the open ground. The Savage leader said he likes to watch dancing. Whoever dances the ugliest, who will eat first tomorrow. Zhou Mingyu cried with a wow: "That must have eaten me."

The dog next to the leader held them with leather lashes: "Stand up! Hurry up! Didn't hear our leader say to watch dancing? Jump one!"

The ID group stood quietly, and with a Zhou Mingyu, they could only dance the theme song "SunAndYoung" of the young couple.

Without bgm, everyone would sing and dance. Zhou Mingyu had not forgotten his movements anyway, barely able to keep up. After the jump, the leader sitting in the tiger leather chair clapped with excitement: "Yes! Yes! Good looking! Come again!"

Then ten people jumped again.

Finally, I danced "SunAndYoung" ten times, and finally let them go.

Meng Xin cried and said, "I never want to skip the theme song again in my life."

The leader really pointed to Zhou Mingyu's orders to the dogs around him: "I will eat him tomorrow morning, and I have no taste in my mouth recently, and I want to eat spicy and braised."

Zhou Mingyu cried while holding Cen Feng Aoao.

After returning to the small room where he was being held, the savages sent a supper again, sprinkled with cumin sliced ​​roasted whole lamb, and served with fresh fruits and vegetables, which was very delicious.

He also specifically told Zhou Mingyu: "You eat more, and strive to grow another two pounds tonight."

Zhou Mingyu silently stopped the movement of nibbling the leg of lamb.

He looked pitifully at the ID group who ate very cheerfully: "Will you save me?"

ID group: "Eat, eat fast, and strive not to be a starving ghost."

Zhou Mingyu said angrily: "Are you eating lamb? You are eating your own conscience !!!"

On this day, I crossed the mountains, caught pigs and rabbits, and danced for so long at night. The ID group was more tired than in the previous two days, and will all fall asleep after more than ten.

Although the savages imprisoned them, they were not abused. The hay was covered with brown mats, which were quite soft, and they threw a few big quilts in.

Ten people slept together, and soon fell asleep.

The cameras in the house were also retreated, leaving only an automatic stand camera in the corner. The group performances outside packed up, finished the day's work, and went back to their tent houses to sleep.

After all, it is not a real camp for savages. The guests all fell asleep, and the others naturally fell asleep. At first I heard the voice of the staff talking tomorrow morning, and finally there was only silence.

The night passed silently.

At 3:30 in the morning, Cen Feng opened his eyes in the dark hut.

He didn't disturb anyone. He rolled over and sat up lightly, walked to the window and glanced. The camp was empty and there was no one.

He slowly opened the door and walked out slowly, the night breeze was fresh, with some unknown flower fragrance, he walked to the water lake where the energy stone was placed, and reached out his hand silently, one by one. The power stones were all packed into sacks that he hung on his body.

After loading the stone, he walked back to the house again, first waking Hosinian.

He Sinian, a soft and cute old lady, listened to him the most, opened his eyes in sleepy eyes, and saw the captain gestured to him with a boo gesture, and he immediately woke up.

Cen Feng said with a tone: "Wake up one by one, don't make a sound."

When all the remaining eight people wake up, Cen Feng and Ho Sinian have already packed up their things. Jing Xiangbai turned on his flashlight to shine on the ground, reflecting a little light.

Cen Feng calmly said: "Clean up things, we are gone."

Lying trough, can still play so exciting!

Of course, Zhou Mingyu is desperate: "Go, go!"

Everyone's eyes glowed with excitement, and the drowsiness was gone. Without a word, pack up their luggage. A group of cats came out of the door with their bodies, quietly walked through the camp, and then ran towards the moonlit forest in the distance.

The next morning, the staff yawned and got up, ready to start a new day of shooting.

The camera carried the machine and pushed the door in to take a look.

Lying trough? ? ?

What about people? ? ?

The director saw the empty room in the picture through the machine, and his soul was scared. The festival catalogue records that the guests are missing, what the **** is this real variety show?

The whole camp was in a panic, looking for people everywhere, and finally the director remembered the camera in the room and quickly brought up the picture to see.

After watching, the whole program group fell into silence.

This is probably the first time in the history of variety shows, the guests escaped from the show crew and they still don't know where people are going.

On the hilltop, the director roared and startled the bird in the morning: "Go and find someone !!!"

Fortunately, this village is very safe, they do not worry about the personal safety of the guests. Finally, I found the ID group that was sleeping in the tent at the time and space portal set by the program group not far away.

The director looked at the ten people who were sleeping soundly in the picture, and they were so upset that the assistant next to him asked with a smile: "What should I do now?"

"What else can I do! Everyone has run over, can I bet it back?" The director-in-chief felt that it was necessary to keep a bottle of quick-acting rescue pills, and he contacted the logistics team: "Send a car to pick someone up."

The other side said strangely: "Isn't it going to do a day's mission in the camp today? Why is it so early?"

Director-General: "... Don't ask, it's a breakdown."

The staff at the scene woke up with a smile.

The ID group is just like everyone else. They wake up, scrub, clean up, and the staff ca n't help but ask, "What are you doing in the middle of the night?"

Shi Ran: "Lying trough, you all have to eat us and not run? We are not stupid."

staff member:"............"

After everyone finished cleaning, Cen Feng took out the energy stone in the sack and handed it to Zhou Mingyu: "Now can we go back to the modern day?"

Dog than Zhou Mingyu said to him, "It should be possible."

He held the energy stone, read a few words vaguely in his mouth, and then clattered, throwing the energy stone into the channel arranged by the program group.

They walked in very playfully and waved at them: "Come in! The channel has started!"

When editing, it's time for the late glow.

The ID group also understood very well, and walked in one after another, waving at this quiet mountain village: "Goodbye, we are gone!"

The executive director next to him shouted: "Chat, the recording is over, take a break, the car will come in a while."

Ho Sinian still has a kind of ignorance that hasn't been awake: "This is over? Can we go back to the modern day?" He couldn't help worrying, "Then the program will be broadcast, just two days, how can we get together? Enough for twelve issues? "

Cen Feng: "............"

Ying Xuze sighed and touched Lao Yao's head: "On your IQ, I can understand why we were all caught yesterday."

Cen Feng was folding his tent and glanced at him indifferently: "You're not going any better."

Ying Xuze: "... 嘤."

The cameras were all turned off, and after finishing things, the ID group ate some breakfast from the program team and rested for a while, and the bus drove over.

Finally, the life of the savages could be ended. Everyone happily boarded the car. After arriving at the farmyard, they took a comfortable bath one after another, took a hot bath, and changed into their own clothes.

Youtao did n't follow in the past two days. Now that she sees Cen Feng, she hurries over and asks him, "Are you tired of recording the program? Is there anything you are not used to?"

This was all explained by Xu Xingxing. He asked about the situation on five telephone calls a day, and he wished to fly over.

Cen Feng shook his head: "Not tired, no."

You Tao gave him the peeled fruit plate: "These meals are not good these days, eat more and add vitamins."

Cen Feng froze for a few seconds, staring at the fruit plate, and suddenly asked, "Did she say that?"

You Tao pretends to be stupid: "Ah?"

He poked a few pieces of fruit with a toothpick into his mouth, looked at the blue sky in the distance, and smiled very lightly: "Only she will care about these."

Concerned about whether he has enough vitamins, uneven nutrition, and whether there is a reasonable combination of meat and vegetables.

Strange and cute concerns.

You Tao silent for a moment, did not speak.

But Cen Feng did not say anything. After eating the fruit, the show crew let the guests get on the bus. Only the ID group, without Zhou Mingyu, he stood outside the car and waved happily with them: "Goodbye friends."

Shi Ran looked at him for a long time and said to Ying Xuze: "I think he smiles a little strangely."

Ying Xuze: "I also think there must be a ghost."

The ID group ran last night and didn't sleep well. After getting in the car, they wobbled and slowly dozed off. It was more than three hours since I woke up and looked at the time, and the car was still speeding on the flat road.

Stopped at the service area at noon, the assistant bought them lunch and drinks, and continued to open after eating. The ID group continued to sleep, and it was almost afternoon when the car finally stopped by a small forest.

After sitting for six or seven hours, people were about to fall apart. Nine people yawned and got out of the car, followed the assistant for a while, and saw the familiar director group and the familiar big tent.

The director took a familiar big horn and shouted the familiar words: "Go inside the tent to change clothes!"

The ID group went to sleep and disappeared.

"Come again?"

"Say back to modern times ?!"

The director was angry at them this morning, and they do n't want to take care of them now: "Less nonsense, hurry up!"

Nine people whispered into the tent, and the male assistant had prepared the clothes. This time it was finally no longer a hide, but an ancient man's costume.

The top is under the shirt, the color pattern is relatively simple, but it is better than the hide. Shi Ran has a heroic dream since he was a child.

When everyone changes clothes, the savage becomes a handsome boy. Cen Feng has a jade white robe and a long body. If the hairstyle is too modern, he can go directly to the costume drama to play a peerless beauty.

The ID value of the group is high, and once the costume is changed, it is an ancient beautiful boy group. I'm so happy now, you make a press, I put a pose, it's not stinky.

As soon as he came out of the tent, his head was put on a sack, and he was escorted forward.

Suddenly noisy.

The director-in-chief raised his hand and touched his heart with one hand, and explained to the staff: "Hurry to **** away now, except now on the machine, I don't want to see them again!"

A group of people walked and howled, with sacks on their heads and could not see the road clearly. They didn't know how far they had walked. Their arms suddenly loosened and they were let go.

They quickly took off their hoods, but fortunately all nine were there.

But the scene is no longer the scene just now. In front of the pavilion of the long street, the ancient style and ancient appearance, there are people coming and going at the gate of the city not far away, and there is a carriage passing by.

They stood outside the city, behind them like a ruined city **** temple. An old grandma passed by with a bamboo basket, and asked in a jerky manner, "Several sons, do you want to buy fruit?"

Shi Ran reached for his hand and wanted to get it, and Ying Xuze beat him: "Are you rich!"

Shi Ran pouted and pulled his hand back.

A few people watched for a while, and they were a bit blinded. This time the show crew did n't tell them anything. They changed the clothes and threw people directly here. They did n't even know what to do.

Finally, I always looked at the captain of IQ Perennial Online: "Captain, what is the situation now?"

Cen Feng thought about it according to the previous plot and hesitated: "It should be a problem in the transmission of the space-time tunnel. Let's see if we can trigger the task."

So nine people walked towards the city ahead.

Just walked to the gate of the city, a group of people came out from the drums and drums. The two headed were carrying a pole on their shoulders. A hollow circular bamboo basket hung in the middle of the pole. It seemed that there was a person inside.

They beat while walking, and there were many children and women around them watching and pointing.

As soon as the ID group heard it, they heard them saying:

-This kind of apprentice should soak the pig cage.

——He is a rude girl from the Su family. If Wang Nu is attracted, won't it involve us!

-Damn it! Damn it!

Talking about it, I heard the people in the bamboo basket shouting crumbled: "No! You can't do this to me! This is the Shang Dynasty! There is no pig cage in the Shang Dynasty !!! That's the Ming Dynasty! You It 's a bug! "

ID group: "?"

This voice ...

At the next moment, the other end shouted with tears of heart: "Brother Feng! Brother Feng save me !!!"

ID group: "???"

Fucking Zhou Mingyu, how could this dog be caught again? ? ?

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Chapter 100:

Save or not save, that is the question.

The ID team looked at each other, and they all saw the same message in each other's eyes: leave him alone.

Zhou Mingyu also screamed like a pig, and the ID group happily followed the onlookers to the river. The team playing the gongs and drums all the way down the pole, and Zhou Mingyu, who was in the bamboo basket, wanted to struggle and was held down.

The headed elder turned around and raised his hands to signal that everyone was quiet, without losing seriousness: "Dear fellow villagers and fathers, the main family is not in good shape, but was trespassed by this errant yesterday. Although he was not stolen and injured, he scared my girl. This Deng Tuozi did not know how to repent, and he also tried to deceive the female dependents, who should have been divided into five corpses to be effective! But the host family was kind, and it was a first offense when he was young. "

Speaking of which, he sighed with emotion and helplessness.

Shi Ran said enthusiastically: "It's stable, we don't need to save it, we have to let people go."

The elder said with regret: "So instead of drowning, I would like to invite you to be a witness today, which is not a disgrace to my host's good name!"

The crowd watching the crowd applauded with emotion: "The Su family is really a saint, it is too kind!"

ID group: "............"

Zhou Mingyu tears his heart apart: "It's all dead! What's the difference ?! Let's talk about where the drowning is kind?"

The elder turned to look at him and said in exasperation: "Shut up! You child with a yellow mouth, make such a big mistake at a young age! If you are allowed to go back, won't you overwrite my country?"

The onlookers were shocked, angry and afraid: "This is absolutely impossible! Butler Su, don't talk to him, kill it quickly!"

Zhou Mingyu collapsed and said, "Why am I making a big mistake? I just showed the younger sister a palmistry and said she would have a state of death in the future? What's the use of killing me? You might as well kill a man named Jiang Ziya. , He is the culprit! "

The elder was unimpressed and flicked his cuff: "This thief is clever and eloquent, no need to talk to him, come here! Push it down the river!"

Zhou Mingyu screamed again, and while looking at the direction of the ID group: "Brother Feng! Save me! I will take you to the energy stone! I know what went wrong!"

The ID group watched the excitement, and then happily ran up to stop it.

They were crowded, and a swarm of bees swarmed up to push people, save people, and the elders and family members were not as strong as them. Watching Zhou Mingyu crawl out of the bamboo basket, he was frightened and said, "Who are you ?! How dare you do such a big deal! "

Although the people were rescued, the crowd and the family surrounded them, and they couldn't go at all.

Everyone asked nervously and excitedly: "Captain, are we breaking out ?!"

Cen Feng: "..." He looked at Zhou Mingyu who was pouting his waist. When he saw that he was wearing a cyan gown and his hair was tied with a white ribbon, it was much better than their dress. I didn't know what to think of. , He whispered something to Ying Xuze.

Ying Xuze's eyes glowed, and when he was finished, he pretended to give the elder a punch, "The old man is angry, but this is actually a misunderstanding."

The elder said angrily: "Where is there a misunderstanding ?!"

Ying Xuze dragged Zhou Mingyu to the front and said with a serious face: "The old man and look, my sister is a little different from others by birth. Although the voice is a little rude, but she is really a girl. What about impolite girls? Naturally misunderstood. "

Senior citizens:"............"

Onlookers: "............"

Program group: "............"

You don't have to open your eyes to talk nonsense.

The elder still has something to say, Shi Ran immediately said: "Yes! I don't believe you touch him below!"

Senior citizens:"?"

Zhou Mingyu: "?"

What do you touch? !

He was ashamed and shy towards Shi Ran, lying on his shoulders, twisting his body twice, and said: "Brother is bad, brother is rogue!"

Shi Ran: "vomit ..."

Ying Xuze: "Old man, look at this face value, this figure, this thin waist, this big butt, can't you see that it is a beauty? You misunderstood the beauty as a prostitute, it is really sad! "

ID group unanimously said: "It is distressing!"

Elder: "... Since that's the case, then I'll send someone to check it!" He said, he told the neighboring Ding: "Go and touch it."

ID group: "............"

Ying Xuze shouted: "No! My sister is still a big girl with yellow flowers! How can you be innocent by your stinky men!"

Elderly: "..." He thought for a while, and then looked at a maid among the crowd: "please ask this aunt to check for us."

Aunt: "You can't do it!"

Mom's acting, everyone knows that the man on the opposite side is shameless? ? ? Moreover, it was still an idol. I heard that there are a lot of fans. If you touch it, you will not be hunted down by his fans after the show is broadcast!

All the female group actors present took a step back.

Senior citizens:"............"

This will not work, nor will it work, the elder who was forced to a dead end sighed after receiving the director's instructions: "Fuck, blame me for being clumsy, misunderstanding this girl, you leave quickly!"

The crowd gave way, and the ID group successfully rescued people and ran away excitedly.

Running all the way to their birthplace, Zhou Mingyu knew he was about to be beaten, and quickly pulled Cen Feng's belt behind him to hide, shouting again and again: "Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight! I can explain!"

Shi Ran rolled up his sleeves: "Give you a minute!"

Zhou Mingyu said: "The energy stones we put into the space-time tunnel were insufficient. The energy was only enough for the tunnel to run for three minutes, sending us forward for hundreds of years, so we will be transmitted here! As long as we continue to search for energy stones, We can continue to send forward, and one day, we can return to the modern one! "

Fu Xingyan grabbed Huadian: "So we found the energy stone this time, and we can't go back next time, maybe it will be passed to any era of Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing?"

Zhou Mingyu nodded again and again.

No wonder this show is called Cross Five Thousand Years.

Jing Xiangbai asked again: "Where is this?"

Zhou Mingyu glared at him: "Shang Dynasty."

Jing Xiangbai grew up abroad and did not learn much about Chinese history. After a while, Cen Feng thought of Miss Su's family and turned to ask him: "Su Daji and King Xu?"

Zhou Mingyu snapped his fingers: "Bingo!"

Jing Xiangbai now understood: "Feng Shenbang! I've seen it!"

Shi Ran put his sleeves down: "Then why did you get caught before? Are you okay to show Su Daji what to do with palmistry?"

Seeing that Zhou Mingyu would not be beaten, he came out from behind Cen Feng: "I'm here a day before you, and I have checked the location of the energy stone in advance." He pointed to the distance: "Just in the palace!"

"In King's palace? Lying trough, that's a tyrant, how do we get in?"

"That's why I'm going to look for Miss Daji! She hasn't been sent to the palace yet. She received the will to enter the palace not long ago. The Su family is now preparing."

Everyone understands that to enter the palace, you can only pass Su Daji.

Zhou Mingyu said: "Let's go to the Su family first. I heard that Miss Ji Ji has a sweetheart, and she is washing her face with tears every day at home."

A group of people began to go to the city gate.

After entering the city, the ancient streets and old appearances were seen everywhere. Chen Xing took a lot of time and effort to set up the scene, just like a small Shang Dynasty film and television city, very restored.

The ID group was still in the ancient city for the first time, and there was an illusion of making a costume play. Everyone is still singing and dancing, and the movie and TV series are not involved for a while, but it is still a little longing for. I am very excited to be able to borrow a variety show.

I strolled around the city until it was getting dark before I followed Zhou Mingyu to the Su family.

After knocking on the door, the old man came to open the door during the day. When he saw them, he immediately angered, "Why are you again?"

Close the door when the words fall.

The ID regiment rushed up to hold the door, and Zhou Mingyu repeatedly said: "Butler, butler, you listen to me! I know your lady is about to enter the palace tomorrow. You can think of it, that is a tyrant, a companion like a companion tiger, Your lady will be dead if she goes! "

The elder dissipated with rage, and there was a frustration and sadness on his face: "Don't you dare not follow the king's purpose."

Zhou Mingyu said: "We have a way not to let the lady into the palace!"

The elder said with joy: "Really?"

ID Tuanxin said, if there is no way, just discuss it and nod: "Really, let us go in! Prepare a table for dinner, let's eat and talk!"

They are starving to death.

The elders only let them in.

The Su family yard is chic and elegant. The elders took them all the way to the dining room. The program team was prepared in advance. After sitting down for a while, the meals were served one after another.

At the same time, Su Daji's parents also came over with the help of the maidservant, and asked as soon as they came in: "You guys really have a way to prevent the little girl from entering the palace?"

Everyone eats while perfunctory: "Some have some!"

Mother Su looked at the reincarnation of the starving dead ghost, and said sadly to the housekeeper: "Will it not be a **** who eats and drinks?"

ID group: "............"

After eating and drinking, ten people followed the Su family to the front hall. After sitting down, the maid served tea. Father Su couldn't wait to say: "What do you have to do, come and listen?"

The ID group looked at each other, and they were looking at each other, meaning to find a way! I saw Zhou Mingyu got up and took a step forward, confidently saying, "I will go to the palace instead of Miss Su!"

Everyone: "............"

ID group: "???"

Zhou Mingyu looked around and was very dissatisfied with everyone's response: "I think my face value is enough to do evil against the country's demon, why don't you agree?"

Shi Ran said: "If you are a fart, you're the evil monster, you're almost the same pheasant as Su Daji!"

Zhou Mingyu was shocked: "What pheasant essence?"

Jing Xiangbai, a senior audience member of Fengshenbang, replied: "I know this! There are three monsters around King Wang, one is the fox spirit Su Daji, the other is jade pipa essence, and the other is the nine-headed pheasant essence!

Zhou Mingyu: "... I don't want to be a chicken essence! I want to be the first beauty Su Daji!"

Ying Xuze: "In front of Brother Feng, do you dare to say that you are the first beauty?"

Everyone was shocked.

Yeah.

Nine people brushed up to look at Cen Feng who was still drinking tea in a slow manner.

Being watched by Jiu Dao's eyes, Cen Feng's tea drinking movement slowed down, even a little stiff, and slowly raised his eyes to the people who glowed in his eyes, and spit out three words firmly: "I refuse."

Nine people were extremely excited.

"Brother Feng! Women's big brother! You can!"

"It's a pity that you don't have to be a bewitching devil!"

"I'm fascinated by King Yao, get back the energy stone, and we can go home!"

Cen Feng: "............"

The program group's station was originally intended to make Zhou Mingyu play Su Daji, because he has the most variety sense, and then the actor who enters the palace and the king of the king can also have more interaction and attention, but now it is coaxed by the ID group. Then, looking at the expressionless Cen Feng in the picture, I suddenly felt that Concubine Gao Leng also looks good?

With the show group's signal, Su's parents and the housekeeper also gathered around. After a while, he praised him for his good looks. After a while, he begged him to save the girl, and then Cen Feng was racked by the ID regiment to change his clothes.

More than ten minutes later, the unbelievable captain came out.

He put on a white gauze skirt and wore a long hair fluttering hood. Although he didn't wear makeup, his expression was so ice-cold that he could freeze the dead. In this white dress, the air of immortality is floating, let alone the king of the awesome, ID group feels that they can (not ...

The actress who played Su Daji was also invited at this time. She lihua bowed to Cen Feng with rain, thanking him for his life-saving grace.

The two stood together and compared, Cen Feng was more like Su Daji than the actress, and the beauty of the group was overshadowed.

Cen Feng is still accepting the Xie family's gratitude. On the other side, Ying Xuze and Zhou Mingyu, who play the lute and pheasant spirits, also came out wearing women's clothing.

Ying Xuze wore a pink gauze skirt, and his face value was high. He was too pretentious. He twisted over there and pinched the orchid finger. His eyes were too spicy.

Zhou Mingyu didn't grab Ying Xuze, and finally got the pheasant's identity card, wearing a colorful skirt, full of colorful feathers on the hood.

Shi Ran stared at it for a while, and suddenly realized: "It's like the pheasant we caught that day!"

Zhou Mingyu rushed up to fight him.

The candidate was determined and a plan for entering the palace tomorrow was established, and everyone was taken to the other courtyard by the housekeeper.

The stone cave hay that has been sleeping for several days finally fell asleep in a comfortable bed today. One bed per person, no need to squeeze, everyone thinks the plot is really great.

Except for captains who are forced to wear women's clothing.

After a night of silence, the ID group had a good night's sleep. The next morning, the housekeeper came to wake them up. After getting up, she groomed herself. Except for the three women's gangsters, the remaining seven people turned into Ding Yamao. When they had breakfast, the palace came to pick them up.

The mighty carriage was parked outside the gate of Sufu, and many people on the street were watching. Shi Ran and Ho Sinian pretended to be the maid and supported Cen Feng with a veil on her face, and Zhou Mingyu and Ying Xuze followed closely.

The carriage wobbled and drove towards the palace.

Ho Sinian and Shi Ran also wore maid costumes, but they didn't take the balaclava and looked nondescript. The two laughed at each other for a long time, and finally looked at Cen Feng and said, "Captain, you still look good."

Cen Feng squinted them: "We change?"

"You can't do it, just our face value, don't do harm to the country demon Ji!"

He Sinian said with a smile: "Don't worry, captain, we will use the fastest speed to find the energy stone after entering the palace, and run when we find it. We will never let the king of king eat you tofu!"

Cen Feng: "............"

do not want to talk.

The carriage gradually entered the palace, and finally stopped in front of the hall. After getting off the bus, ten people led by the palace people passed through the pavilion and finally entered a splendid palace.

As soon as I went in, I heard the song of bamboos and bamboos. After the jade curtain, the man in the black-red robe chuckled and chased a few beauties. What a great 3D picture of a tyrant!

The waiter said: "Sovereign, Su is here."

The king, who was chasing a beautiful woman inside, lifted the jade curtain and walked out. He squinted and looked down with a lecherous look.

Cen Feng: "?"

Isn't my head raised?

King Wang looked at it for a while and nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, yes, really a beauty! Widows like it! Hahahaha, what's your name?"

Cen Feng's face suffocated: "... Su Daji."

King Wang smiled and clapped his hands: "What a good Su Daji! Reward!" He squinted at the colorful man standing next to Cen Feng and asked, "Who are you?"

Zhou Mingyu said excitedly: "Back to the king, I am Daji's sister, and I went into the palace with my sister to serve the king!"

King Wang was happy: "Okay! Okay! The sisters serve a king, which is really a good story! What is your name?"

Zhou Mingyu: "My name is Angela."

ID group: "???"

Everyone: ".................."

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