EARLY UPDATE
BECAUSE I'M BORED
K then
Tbh I'm just gonna throw all the shit from my brain onto here
STEP UNO: The INGREEEEDIENTS
Go to the shop and BUY SHIT
What you need for a vanilla cake:
•MEDIUM EGGY WEGGYS
•SPEWNS
•MALLK
•VANILLA FLAVOUR STUFF
•SUNFLOWER OILY IN A BOTTLE
•BIG ASS BOWL
•MORE SPEWNS
•FLOUR AND CASTER SUGAR
•ELECTRIC WHISK THING (Crappy as you like)
•WATER :D
•MEASURING WHALE SCALES
•CAKE TIN
•BEWTAR
YAS
STEP DOS: Tiem 2 bayke
Turn the oven on unless you just want the cake batter to lick (you freak)
Leave it at 180°
Right
Now crack 2 chicken foetus' into the bowl and try not to pour the whole fucking shell in there
Next, add in 2 tbs of oil
Weigh out, what like, a whole stick of butter and the same amount of flour and caster sugar or some shit
Next pour in some water (whatever looks best) and lots of MALLLLLLKKKK
THEN WHIR STIRRRR
WEEWM
WEEEEEEEWM
VEWWWM
WHHHIIIRRRMM
then you pour that shit into the tin thing
Use your lil finger to scrape off the goods
WURK IT
And now throw it into the oven and wait for it to burn
BURNNN
BURN IN THE PITS OF HELLLL
AHEHHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHH
Final Step: Ice
I forgot about the vanilla...
Just pour the whole bottle on there it should be fine
Okay!
I bet it tastes better than it looks!
;3
I'M NOT A FUCKIN COOK BOOK OKAY?
Next Update: How To: Not Be An Asshole
Pretty sure a lot of people need that
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