MePhone4S: EVERYONE COME TO THE KITCHEN!
Everyone: *comes to the kitchen*
MePhone4S: LOOK!
MePhone5: ...A pile of dirty dishes?
MePhone5S: I was cuddling with 5C, is this necessary?
MePhone4S: YES! MEHOE4 DIDN'T DO HIS DISHES AGAIN!
MePhone4: *eating a cookie* My stomach was hurting from the tacos you made because you make them too spicy, 4S.
MePhone4S: YOU'RE JUST A PUSSY!
MePhone3GS: Can you please stop screaming-
MePhone4S: *shoves 3GS* NOT UNTIL THIS BITCH ADMITS HE'S LAZY! *gestures to MePhone4*
Toilet: I'M PRETTY SURE MISTAH PHONE ISN'T LAZY!
MePad: He did host a show and he built stuff.
MePhone4S: YEAH, AND DITCHED YOU FOR MULTIPLE EPISODES! YEAH BITCH, I WATCHED SEASON 2! *walks up to MePhone4* NOW ADMIT IT, BITCH!
MePhone4: Geez, no need to yell. Your breath stinks like ass by the way.
MePhone4S: THAT'S CUZ I ATE YOUR BITCH OUT!
MePhone4: I don't have a-
MePhone4S: EXACTLY! YOU'RE BITCHLESS!
MePhone4: *scoffs* Haha, so funny.
MePad: 4S, I advice you to calm do-
MePhone4S: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
MePad: ...All I did was give advice, sir.
MePhone4: Ok, fine, I didn't do the dishes because I am a fat slob. I also was suffering from your tacos. I'll do the dishes. Just stop yelling.
Toilet: CAN I HELP YOU MISTAH PHONE?
MePhone5: Toilet, last time you helped one of us with the dishes you broke up to 4 plates because you were too excited.
Toilet: Aww... OK THEN I WILL DRAW WITH MEPAD!
MePad: *smiles as he and Toilet leave the kitchen*
MePhone4: *mumbling insults to 4S as he starts doing the dishes*
I hope y'all like this book so far!