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Brainy 💡 has added Mon-el 🍻, Alex 💥, Kara 💝, and Kelly 🤔 to the group chat.
💡: Greetings, my dearest of friends! 👋
💝: Hi, Brainy! Nice to have you back in the chat! 😁
💥: Yeah, we'll always miss your awkward jokes, especially since Winn had to go back to the future 😏
💝: Lol
🍻: Hey, man! Thanks for including me
💝: Oh, that's right! This is your first group chat!
🍻: And I've been itching to hang with all of you 😉
💝: 😁
💡: What do you mean by not including you, Mon-El? You are one of my closest friends, why would I not include you in our friendly conversation?
💥: Cause he's Kara's ex.
💝: ...
🍻: ....
🤔: Alex, that's not very nice
💥: I'm not trying to be rude, just don't care to be nice to the guys who break my sister's heart, ☠
🤔: Wait, you broke up with Kara?
🍻: Um...
💝: Can we please just stop talking about this?
🍻: Yes! PLEASE!
💥: Pretty sure you don't get a say in this
💡: I agree with Mon-El for I had a new game I thought we could perform for fun with one another
💝: Ooh, I'm already excited! 😄
🤔: Is it because you want to have fun or are you just avoiding your relationship problems in favor of denial?
💝: ...
🍻: Wow, she really did just hit you with the relationship metaphor there 🤣
🤔: No, I didn't mean it as an insult! I was just trying to help you, Kara 😔
💝: I completely understand, Kelly 🙃
🤔: Phew. Thx, Kara 😁
💡: We really do forgive each other much quicker than the other teams
💝: Well, I wouldn't necessarily say that...
💥: 🤨
💝: Ok, yes we totally are more understanding! ☺️
💡: Except for Barry Allen
💥: Yeah, but that guy's practically perfect
🍻: Meh 🤷♂️
💥: Jealous much? 🤨
🍻: No, I just don't like the guy, that's all
💝: But everyone likes Barry! Plus, you haven't even met him!
🍻: 🤷♂️
💝: 😡😡😡
💥: 😂
🍻: But you are the nicest of us, Kara
🍻: In a friendly way, that it 😳
💝: Oh, no problem! I love it when you compliment me, in a friendly way
🍻: 🏋️♂️
💝: 😒
🤔: Hummmm... I see 📑📑📑
💝: Was that you marking something down for me? 😕
🤔: Don't worry, it's just normal protocol for us therapists to do with our friends
💝: 😕👍
💥: And Mon-El, don't think we've forgotten about you 🗂
🍻: 😐🤐
💡: Hahaha! That is a good one, Alex Danvers 😂
💥: 👍
🤔: We really do make a great team 🥰
💥: Agreed ❤
💡: Speaking of love, where is my precious Nia Nal! 😩
💝: Don't worry, Brainy, I'm sure she's on her way
💡: I really hope so because I need to see my love's beautiful words written on my phone's screen 🤗
Nia Nal 😴 has joined the group chat.
💥: Well, that was convenient timing.
🍻: Lol
💡: Yes! Time is truly on my side, tonight! 🙏
😴: Sorry, I'm late! I kinda fell asleep at my desk working on Andrea's next news section 🤭
💝: Been there, done that 😏
💥: Lol
😴: Hi, Brainy 😊
💡: Hello, my beloved 💞
💝: They are literally the cutest couple ever!
💥: No agrument here
🤔: What question did you have to ask us all, Brainy?
💡: Oh, I wanted to ask you all if you would like to participate in a friendly competition the internet calls, " the war of the ships," though I'm still not entirely sure what ships they are talking about... 🤔
🍻: 🤣
😴: I thi k they're talking about which couple people ship more together
💡: Ah, that makes perfect sense! Thank you Nia Nal 😍
😴: Anytime, Brainy ❤
😴: And that's a great game idea! 😄
💡: Thank you, Nia Nal 🤗
💥: Is this going to be between just us or are we going to include J'ohn and the rest?
💡: I actually had a few other names in mind 💁♂️
🍻: You're not talking about Emra, right?
💝: 🤨
🍻: It's s just that she isn't exactly happy with me after the whole wanting to date you while dating her thing
💝: Oh, because all the girls just love that
🍻: Funnily enough, those were actually her exact words 🤔
💝: I wonder why... 😒
💥: 😆
😴: So, I'm dying to know, who are the surprise guests? 🎉
💡: You will discover in only a few moments, my sweet, Nia 😍
😴: Ok, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait 😊
The host has added Oliver 🏹, Barry ⚡, Sara ⚔, Felicity 📱, Iris 🖊, and Ava 📢 to the group chat.
🏹: Oh great, another one of these stupid things 😒
⚔: Nice to see Ollie's in a great mood 😏
⚡: Lol
🖊: What's his problem now?
📱: Nothing, you guys are just stopping him in the middle of the salmon ladder 🤭
🏹: 🏋️♂️
📱: 😍
⚡: Aw, you guys are so cute together!
🏹: I think so, too 😏
⚔: At least, Barry actually showed up to this one 😏
🏹: Lol
⚡: Ok, c'mon guys, that was ONE time
🏹: So, you've only been late to one mission of ours?
⚡: Um... well, it mostly depends on the relativity of time regarding speedsters...
⚔: I love it when he stammers 🤣
📢: Agreed.
💝: Hi, everyone! 👋
🖊: Hey, Kara, always nice to see you 😃
📱: Yeah, nothing beats us girls' hanging out!
⚔: Especially with how much content the guys give us to joke with 😉
💥: Lol
🍻: I just realized how outnumbered us guys are here
🏹: That's just because they're the best of us
📱: Aw, thanks, Oliver 💚
🏹: Anytime 💚
⚔: Isn't that what he said to you, Barry?
⚡: Yeah... but it's okay because we're all that great! 😁
🖊: ❤
📢: They seem much happier than usual
⚔: Yeah, you sure that you're feeling okay, Ollie?
🏹: Yeah, it's because we already had a fight this morning 🤷♂️
🖊: Another towel incident?
📱: Exactly!
⚡: Yeah, that seems more accurate 😅
🖊: My thoughts completely 😏
📱: Wow, guys, you really stole our romantic moment there 😥
🏹: Yeah, we'd never do that to you two, Barry
🖊: Are you kidding me?!
⚡: Do you not remember what happened at our wedding?
⚔: Alex and I hooked up?
💥: 😳
⚡: Technically, yes, but that's not exactly what I was talking about...
🖊: Lol
🤔: You two dated?
⚔: Yep, several years ago when we both got WAY too drunk for our own good 🍷🍷🍷
📢: Yeah, sounds like you, Sara 😏
⚔: 😎
🖊: Lol
😴: Omg! I just realized that you're THEE Iris West-Allen! 😮
🖊: Um... yes, why?
😴: Oh, it's nothing bad, I just love your work with the Citizen so much! 😍
🖊: Aw, thank you.
⚡: She really is fantastic at it. And by it, I mean everything ❤
🖊: ⚡❤
🍻: Anyone know where Brainy went?
⚔: Yeah, wasn't he the one who started this chat?
💡: Sorry, everyone, I got distracted writing Nia a love poem 🤗
📢: And you needed to do that right this second?
💡: Yes, yes I did.
💥: 🤣
😴: Aw, I can't wait to read them, Brainy 😍
💝: You were saying something about a couples' challenge?
🏹: Did she say challenge?
🖊 : Yeah, which means I've already won 😏
⚡: Can't we all just be winners?
🖊: If you're on my team then, I guess I've already won 😘
⚡: 😁
🏹: Does that count as a forfeit?
📱: Really, Oliver?!
🏹: Sorry.
🍻: Does that mean that Kara and I are teammates?
💡: Well... I did not completely think that through so, I suppose, yes 🤭
🤔: Lol
💥: Just a warning, us Danvers sisters rule every game we play
💝: I second that 🙃
🏹: Yeah, we'll see about that 🥇
📱: Wow, you really do get hotter every day
🏹: Yes, yes I do 😉
⚔: 😏🤣
😴: What's question one, Brainy?
💡: Question one will be what your partner's favorite food is?
⚡: Easy, bananas 🍌
🖊: Lol, really? 😏
💝: Um, how exactly do we tell if an answer is correct?
💡: Love will always show it's true colors 💌
📢: Um... okay
🖊: Yours is dad's famous chicken pot roast
⚡: Without a shadow of a doubt, yes! 😀
⚡: No joke, it makes my mouth melt every time!
💝: 😂
💡: That is two points, West-Allen
🏹: Good start but, we'll see how long you really last, Barry
⚡: Okay, sure... Oliver 😏
📱: Oliver's favorite food is gummy worms!
🖊: Lol
🏹: She's not joking, I love candy 🍫
📱: You actually used the emoji right, I'm so proud 🥳
🏹: 👍
💥: And what's Felicity's favorite food?
🖊: This'll be good...
💝: You and me both, sister 😉
🏹: Easy. Anything I cook with love towards my family 🍽
📱: Awwwww!!! 🥰
⚡: Oh no, I didn't know that counted as an answer! 😬
🖊: Barry, relax because I highly doubt that it counts because otherwise all of us would be saying it
⚔: Agreed.
⚡: 😀
🏹: Well, you said we had to give our partner's accurate answer and that's Felicity's 🤷♂️
📱: It's true 😁
⚡: Lol
🍻: What do you think of this, Brainy?
💡: Um...
📢: C'mon, we gotta move on to the next group 😒
💡: Um... 😟
😴: Everyone, just give him a moment, please
⚡: Take as much time as you need 🙂
💡: I believe that you're answer does not count, Oliver, though you may restate a new answer, in case I was not clear
💝: That's a great response!
💡: Thank you, Kara Danvers
🏹: Fine. 😒
📱: It's okay, Oliver. You just have to answer what my favorite food is 😄
🏹: Yeah, of course...
💥: You don't know, do you?
🏹: I didn't say that...
📱: Oliver!
🏹: Okay, okay, don't worry. You're favorite food is tomato grilled cheese
📱: Exactly! 💚
💡: Okay, two points for Olicity!
🏹: Yes! Take that Barry!
⚡: 😏
😴: Oh, guys, I'm so sorry, but I have to go 😕
🤔: Is everything okay?
😴: Yeah, but Andrea's coming in and she hates me texting while writing
💡: No, Nia Nal! Don't go 😢
😴: It's okay, I'll see you after work 💗
💡: 😥😢😥
Nia Nal 😴 has left the group chat.
⚔: One done, four more to beat...
📢: We've got this 💪
🍻: Our turn?
💡: I am sorry, eveyone, but without Nia here to celebrate love with me, I would like to pause this endeavor until further notice 😭
🏹: What?! I was winning!
📱: Cough, cough...
🏹: We, yes, that's what I meant 💚
📱: 💚
⚡: Weren't we tied?
🖊: Yes, but Oliver always has to win 😒
🏹: No agrument here.
📱: Lol
💥: So... we're just ending it here?
⚔: Yeah, how's that fair to the rest of us?
💡: I DO NOT CARE WHAT IS FAIR! IF NIA NAL ISN'T HERE TO SHARE OUR LOVE THEN, ALL LOVE WILL STOP UNTIL SHE RETURNS!!! 😡😡😡
🍻: Wow...
📢: Things got heated quickly
⚡: Am I the only one a little scared right now? 😬
📱: No, not just you 😬
⚔: Can I at least take my turn?
📢: Not really the time, Sara.
⚔: There is always time for a little competition 😏
🏹: Agreed.
⚡: Ok, I think now would be a good time for us to leave before things start to get heated
🖊: Couldn't have said it better ❤
⚡: Aw, thanks ❤
💡: I SAID NO LOVE!
⚡: 🤐
💝: Brainy, maybe you should take a breather, please
💡: No.
🤔: Do you wanna talk about it?
💡: NO.
🏹: Okay, let's go, Felicity
💡: ONLY I GET TO DECIDE WHEN THIS CHAT ENDS!!!
🏹: You really wanna test that?!
🍻: Okay, I understand, buddy
💡: Thank you, you are a true friend, Mon-El
🍻: No problem... how bout now?
💡: 😡😠😡
Brainy 💡 has ended the group chat.