*(y/n) pov*
locked and loaded
this harly handles well
we were about 2 minutes away and I could already see the place
God no zombies my ass the place is like a fucking nest for them
tallahassee" time to nut up or shut up"
he burst through the front gate with me following behind in my harly
but doing that made a lot of noise so a swarm or zombies came running like sharks to blood
columbus" Holy shit"
tall starts shooting with an smg and started running the idiots down wilst I shoot them with my m1887
After they we're dead or re-dead i don't fucking know tallahassee got out and started blowing a air horn
tallahassee " COME ON COME GET A PEACE OF TALLAHASSEE"
he started running off wilst about........800 zombies started chasing him
I started doing donuts with the harly so when they got close they got ground to bits
(y/n)" TAKE THAT YOU UNDEAD MOTHER FUCKERS"
but more and more kept coming
luckily I have one more trick up my sleeve
(y/n)" FLASH OUT"
I threw the flash and it blinded 60% of the zombies i had to deal with
unfortunately for me one of then decided to get stuck in the tire so the whole bike flipped and I landed on the back of my skull and was out like a light
*tallahassee pov*
I had just locked my self in a carnival boof ready to play some headshot master when I saw shoty bash his head on the ground
tallahassee" SHIT SHOTY!!!"
he for a fact was out for a good few hours
I got 20 magazines with 20 shots of 9mm now I gotta make shore they don't get those the only person I could remotely call a friend
his dog ran by his unconscious body and became a gard dog
ok good not gotta focus on KILLING SOME FUCKING ZOMBIES
*(y/n) pov*
???"(y/n)"
my head hurts
???" (y/n)"
(y/n)" (grow) 5 more minutes mom"
???" (Y/N) (L/N) YOU GET YOUR ASS UP"
my eyes shot open and I saw her face
a face I thought I'd never see again
the eyes of the woman i loved
Annie?
(y/n)" a..a..annie?"
annie" (y/n) you gotta get up if you don't you'll die"
(y/n)" your alive"
annie" (y/n) no time.just get up.you promised me you'd stay alive"
(y/n)" YOU SHOT YOUR SELF"
annie" (Y/N) YOUR GONNA FUCKING LISSAN. I did what I did because there was no choice"
???" and you did what you did because there was no choice"
no it can't be
(y/n)" ruby?"
annie" (y/n) for fuck sake don't die in vain. if you gowing to die.die for something like we did.we died for you. we'll talk again.bye my love"
both her and Ruby faded away and I snaped back to my senses
I'm not gonna die like a bitch
I musterd all strength I had left to stand up and grabbed my m1897
(y/n)" alright you understand basterd time to send you back to HELL"
I pumped the shot gun and kicked what was left of the harly to get the music playing
OH THIS WILL WORK JUST FINE
the second they were in shooting distance i brught hell on them
wether that be a shotgun blast to the face or a slash to the back of the kneck it doesn't matter they were dieing and im surviving
for my girlfriend and my little sister
I started running to the drop thing where witchita and little rock were but ran into tall who was in a carnival boof surrounded by dead zombies
tallahassee" SHOTY YOUR OK"
(y/n)" physically .yes .mentally .no"
tallahassee" you go on ahead and meet with columbus.ill hold the rest off"
I started running till I made it to the tower
no columbus
but 1 more zombie
God he looks like pennywiss on crack
I amed my shotgun at him and pulled the trigger
(click)
(click)
shit forgot to relod
the clown zombie took the chance to run at me
but he forgot 1 thing
I have a revolver
(BANG)
unfortunately the bullet went through his right eye and out of his head at an angle so he didn't get enough brain damage to die
(y/n)" oh fuck"
I quickly pull out my knife but he tackled me to the ground
(y/n)"(wissle)"
his drooling face was mire inches from mine but he was pulled off by elly who had grabbed him by the leg
this gave me enough time to grab my m1897 and load a shell into the chamber
with in one quck motion the barrel was ageist his head
(y/n)" hasta la vista clown"
(BANG)
his head exploded like a water melon
now gotta get the girls down
I walked over to the controls of the ride and just shot them.the ride came to a holt and both of them got off
without out hesitation witchita ran up to me and pulled me into a hug
witchita" krista"
(y/n)" what?"
witchita" my name its krista"
I slowly before columbus came running out of the fun house
columbus" (y/n) your alive?"
(y/n)" of course im alive you twit"
columbus " but how ?I saw you land on your head"
(y/n)" I was out cold for a few minutes"
witchita" wate were's florida?"
columbus" I have a little hunch"
he started walking towards a billding that had a sign that said free twinkes and pepsi
wate FREE PEPSI
I joged my way in
tallahassee " WERE ARE YA YOU SPONGEY YELLOW DELICIOUS BASTERDS WERE ARE YA"
he immediately starts throwing random stuff he sees in a fit of rage and I join him
(y/n) and tallahassee " THATS FALSE ADVERTISING"
columbus " ok come on"
something then moved in a storage room
columbus then shot in that direction
we slowly walked into the back room revealing what he shot at was just a rat and what he hit was the last box of twinkes and the last pack of pepsi
columbus " oh god"
tallahassee reached into the bock of twinkes but all of them were destroyed
I tryd to grab a can but they all had been damaged by the buck shot
columbus " words could not express"
tallahassee " don't. its to soon"
I did say anything I just left the building
the car engine then started
no NOT AGEN
both tallahassee and columbus ran out with me to see witchita and little rock in the car waiting for us
*columbus pov*
I can't believe it they stad
at this point I realised something
those girls in that big black truck
that big guy in that snake skin jacket
and that crazy guy with the dog
they were the closest to something I always wanted but never really had..a family I trusted them and they trusted me
little rock then chucked tallahassee something
he finally got his twinke
witchita then chucked (y/n) something
he got his pepsi
rule number 32 injoy the little things
even though life would never be simple of inesent again
as both of them savoured thoses snacks we had hop.we had each other.and with out other people well you might as well be a zombie
the 3 of us walked up to the car
columbus" thank you so mutch"
tallahassee " you had us going"
(y/n)" yep"
just as we were about to get in the drove the car forward a bit to toy with us
but we eventually got in
columbus"(narrating) so until next time remember-"
(y/n)"(narrating) shotgun,amo and if possible a bomb"
columbus"(narrating) hey what the fuck man im the one narrating this bit"
(y/n)"(narrating) i know but I'm the main character here so I'm narrating now.and I have elly so try and take this from me"
columbus"(narrating) fine just say the end line so we can end this story"
(y/n)"(narrating) im (y/n) (l/n) from zombieland saying ill see you in the sequel"
*authors note*
thanks for reading this book and I am going to make one around zombieland to so expect that out by 2023
have a good day