"You all right?" Allison asked not looking at Luther who was in disbelief "I don't know yet... I've just never had my ass handed to me like that before." Then Luther looked at Allison pretending to give something to her "It's like here you go..." Luther paused for two seconds "It's your ass," He said looking like he was about cry
Allison who just looked at him like crazy made Luther nod still trying to hand her the ass "Okay,
I think Luther's concussed" She said putting a hand on the defeated Luther while looking at the others
Klaus being an airhead held up three fingers for Luther "Luther how many fingers?" Klaus said squinting because of the harsh light of the sun
Luther didn't bother to answer his question and looked up in realization "Oh my God... Vanya, Sam and Jen." Luther said shocked only to be relieved as Allison pointed a the mom and son who were helping a limping Vanya
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"You guys left us there to die," I said frowning before sitting on the bench "Oh. thank God, your alive," Vanya said before sitting between me and Sam "You guys okay?" Allison asked "Apparently so is Ben" Klaus replied to Vanya "Yeah that asshole is a complete dickhead can't believe he's my dad," Sam said as he looked at the sky
"they're all dickheads" Diego said holding his hip while leaning with one hand on the table "Dickheads who can fight!" Luther said before eyeing the bruising handprint on my neck, I just shrugged it and laid my head on Vanya's shoulder
"Okay, the next person to say 'dickhead' is getting a punch to the throat" Five said annoyed I just shrugged
"Dickhead"
"Dickhead"
"Dickhead"
"Dickhead"
"Dickhead"
Everyone said dickhead except for Vanya, Five and me. Diego then changed the topic and asked "Did dad tell you why he was calling them his kids?" Klaus chuckled pointing and Diego before looking at us
"He sure did."
"You ready? He was so repulsed by us back in texas, that he adopted an entirely different group of children... Just so that he didn't have to raise us." Klaus said explaining
"That's just peak dad," Diego said as I scoffed and rolled my eyes "Isn't it?" I replied crossing my arms
"So he just didn't want us anymore?" Vanya asked I scoffed again at the stupid question "Did he ever?" I asked sarcastically
"See, I told you we shouldn't have asked him for help in '63," Luther said
"I think you're all missing the big picture here" Five paused as everyone looked at him"If dad didn't adopt us as kids, he changed the timeline, so who knows what else is different now," Five finished
"Shouldn't you know?" Allison asked as she pointed at Five who sighed "Sorry Allison, but it might take me more than 20 minutes and a traumatic brain injury to figure this all out... Is that okay with you" Five said looking like he just lost his patience
"No, actually it's not." Allison said passive-aggressively "Guys, look, it's fine." Sam said as Vanya nodded "Yeah we still have the commission's briefcase,.. so worst case we go back in time and fix it." Vanya said
"Great!" Klaus replied pointing his finger at Vanya before snapping "Okay... There are two problems with that statement, First off-" Five said before I cut him off "Here we go again..." I said rolling my eyes as others did the same
"Time travel is a complicated thing-" Five continued "Yeah, we get it. Your job is hard uncle Five, just what?" Sam said agitated as I reached over and patted his shoulder to calm him down
"And secondly,.." Five paused as he looked around putting his hands in his pockets "I no longer have the briefcase..." Five said as Allison stood up at what he said
"Five, where the hell is the briefcase?" Allison said slowly
We looked at Five who thought where it went
Ah, fuck we've been stuck in a different timeline again. I facepalmed at the thought and stared at the blue sky
A few minutes later we ended up walking around the park, for some reason everyone was staring at us
"What are we doing?" Allison is the first one to speak "Ruminating" Five said looking at her "Why is everyone staring at us?" Klaus said as he looked uncomfortable, Sam then took his hat off his head and Klaus tried to get it back
"Because we look like the damn village people who just lost a fight," Diego responded as Klaus and Sam were fighting, Klaus hit Sam on the back of the head "MOM! uncle Klaus hit me can I report child abuse?" Sam said being dramatic
"You started it!" Klaus added, "No I didn't!" Sam fought as they went on and on for thirty seconds more "Klaus stop acting like a fucking kid and lay off Sam for a minute or two!" I said agitated which seemed to stop the two
"Thank you!" I said before starting to walk again "Okay! you know what, I need to find Claire... I'll catch up with you guys later" Allison said before walking away but was stopped by Vanya
"Hey, Allison, no. First, let's get somewhere safe, clean up those cuts and then we'll go find her" Vanya convinced her as me, Luther and Klaus looked at advertisements of Sparrow Academy and Ben
"Man I hate those guys... Look at them with their... stupid smug..." Luther stopped stuttering as Klaus was encouraging him
"You can do it, you can do it" Klaus encouraged, I just rolled my eyes as Luther tried again "...s...s...smug...smugness" finally "Keep working on it Luth, I'm sure you can do it next time," I said sarcastically before patting him on back
"But honestly what are we doing?" I asked as everyone looked at me "We can't keep standing here, we're bleeding out for Christ's sake!"
"I don't know, but we better gear up before they come back for round two," Diego said as he looked up
"What makes you think they're gonna come back for us?" Sam said looking at the floor and drawing circles with the tip of his feet
I went over to him before locking arms with him
"Because I would," Diego said looking at me and sam
I and Sam looked at each other before rolling our eyes
"Yeah, I mean we did break into their house," Klaus added "Our house," Allison said as Klaus continued "Bust up all their nice antiques and shit." Luther agreed "I don't think their crime-fighting... super nerds are gonna let that go"
"Let's just go to a place off the radar, where we can lie low and not draw attention" Five suggested "What kind of a weird-ass ding dong place are we not gonna draw attention to?" Sam asked putting an arm around my shoulder
Everyone looked at Klaus who was spinning around in circles and stopped to look at us
A few minutes later we're in front of the Hotel Obsidian we then walk inside that little spinny door thing and when I say we I mean everyone, It felt so cramped "Oh, okay... Honestly!" Allison complained as we pushed through trying to get in
"There were two entrances by the way," Five said as we got out, I scoffed "Gee... I wish thought of that." I said sarcastically and waved my arms
Klaus then walked into the middle and opened his arms "Oh, hotel obsidian. I missed you, you slutty old dame," Klaus said talking to the hotel then walked up standing in front of us
"Absorb her, absorb her into your bosom," Klaus said making gestures
"You know 'cause back in her heyday she played host to the world leaders. Roosevelt, Gandhi, Stalin, Gorbachev, Castro, King Olaf of Norway, one of the Kim Jongs, Tito, Dalai Lama, Elvis and not one but two Kardasians allegedly" By the end of Klaus's rambling everyone was looking at him
Allison rolled her eyes and walked away when she heard a pay-phone ringing
"Where are you going?" Klaus asked looking at her walking figure
"I gotta make a call," She said
Poor Allison, I feel bad for her being stuck saving the world, having to leave to people she loved
I then looked at Sam blocking out Klaus's stupid rambling
"Your birthday's coming up," I said looking up at him
He just shook his head "Mom, it's not a big deal" Sam said I just smiled and ruffled his hair "Still your turning sixteen, I'm only like fourteen years older than you because of the time travelling" I said remember when he was a baby having him at seventeen
I started tearing up knowing that Sam was growing older, anytime now he could get a girlfriend or a boyfriend whatever he preferred
Sam noticed me and hugged me "Mom don't cry, c'mon let's go," Sam said dragging me to the counter where the others were
The two doofuses were staring at the dog making faces, making the whimper "Please stop scaring my dog!" Chet the hotel lobby accountant said making the two to stop
"We need some rooms please," Vanya said breaking the tension "Super! and... how will we be paying today?" Chet asked as we all looked at each other and began emptying our pockets
no one had anything valuable, Klaus had condoms, Vanya had peppermints, Diego had a knife, five had cotton, Sam had 3 quarters and I had 10 dollars.
I sighed as I took off the rose-gold bracelet that I had and put it on the counter, Chet took it and looked at it, he then turned around and grabbed two keys
"Two rooms," he said and I grabbed the keys and walked away, I was pissed at this point, fucking idiots
"Uh meet back in the bar in two hours so we could make a plan," Five said
Diego then ran up the stairs and faced us "I have a plan!.. We attack the sparrows and we take back our house... and then we punch dad a bit until he admits that we're better and he loves us more! Boom...Done! We're wasting time" He said, What an idiot, I thought as everyone walked past him... I just sighed and patted his back before walking away
"Relax. Don't sweat it, man" Klaus said putting an arm around his shoulder "those shitbirds are staying put for a while"
"I bet they're as wiped as we are," Klaus said before walking away to the elevator which made Diego stop and smile at realization "Really?" He asked and Klaus nodded "Yeah, I mean kicking our asses looked exhausting," Klaus said softly
I raised eyebrows at the two's stupidity and sighed
"Diego what the fuck are you waiting for get in here!" I said losing my patience and he did muttering a small sorry
𝕸𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖘
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"Big one is strong but slow, possibly stupid, some sort of simian hybrid..." Marcus said running on the treadmill along with the others
"Who took the little jumpy guy?" Sloane asked "Me, just gave a little spanking and sent him to school" Jayme bragged "Hey-Oh!" Alphonso said giving her a high five
"The skinny one is their weak link," Fei said as Ben added "Unless hiding behind the couches shouting, 'where's my daddy?' is his superpower" everyone then slowed down grabbing the smoothies from Grace
"That girl with vines is hot," Ben said as he watched the screen which played footage of Jennifer getting up the balcony "Yeah" Alphonso and Jayme agreed
"Didn't the speedy kid call her mom?" Fei asked remembering Ben getting punched in the face by the speedster for chocking his 'mom'
"Enough post-gaming. They disrespected us, Marcus. We need to be out there finding the freaks and taking 'em out!" Ben said looking at Marcus who held the remote and played the footage of them getting their asses kicked by Jennifer and Sam
"Oh, you mean like this?" Marcus asked walking in front of them
"Can someone explain how you got your asses handed to you in thirty seconds?" Marcus paused "Do you have any idea what would happen to our reputation? if anyone saw this!"Marcus said as he yelled the last part before looking at the others who looked defeated
"I mean we haven't faced any decent enemies for years... this could be good for us,... Good for business. But only if we're smart with our next move " Marcus finished as Reginald walked in and cleared his throat getting the attention on him
"You summoned number one?" Reginald asked slowly "Sit!" Marcus demanded as Reginald did as he was told
"You spent time with these people. What's your assessment?" Marcus asked
Reginald sighed "Unimpressive, Neanderthals on a day pass. Cried too much and showered too little. The only thing they lacked more than grit was any regard for one another, except for the mother and son" Reginald explained
"No loyalty. We can use that..." Ben said as Marcus nodded "Good, give the full report to Christopher," Marcus told Reginald
Reginald then stood up and looked down at the floor "Still, I wouldn't underestimate the Umbrella Academy, Yes their skills are as lacking as their hygiene, yet somehow they manage to save the world in 1963, had they not, none of you will be standing here now... Perhaps I missed judged them," Reginald said before Christopher urged him to leave
"Yes, yes I'm going," Reginald said brushing Christopher off
Ben then looked down deep in thought remembering weird words the old man said "the mother and son?" He thought to himself before processing remembering that the speedster has been calling her mom
She looks like she's in her early 20's and he looks like he is 15-17
Ben spent his time trying to figure that out the whole day
By the way Jennifer's outfit is at the top