KISS MY ASS// hxh textfic!!

By mooniku

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"could you please stop sending me those atrocious pictures you call memes?" "never" CHATFIC๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ my first time... More

IMPOSTOR?๐Ÿ˜ฑ
gon is a homie hopper??๐Ÿ˜จ
match or dieโ˜บ๏ธ
is y/n going to die?!๐Ÿ˜ฑ
this some cheesy shit๐Ÿ˜’
kiss my juicy ass๐Ÿ˜˜
murder is not cool kids๐Ÿ˜ 
what those lips do๐Ÿคญ
not so slayโ˜น๏ธ
i'm inlove with a emo girl๐Ÿ˜ฎ
SUPER FREAKY GIRL๐Ÿ˜˜
farewell dead ratโ˜น๏ธ
what the heckโ˜น๏ธ
happy birthday!!!๐Ÿฅบ
emergency๐Ÿšจ
stop spreading lies๐Ÿ˜’
my poor one direction poster๐Ÿ’”
merry chrysler๐ŸŽ„
say woof woof bitch
your rizz is running away!
please leave me alone๐Ÿ˜ข

please don't eat my feetโ˜น๏ธ

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family fav(gon)
how are babies made?

problem#1
i was afraid
you'd ask this one day

proplem#2
wtf gon

milf(kurapika)
god no

pet dog lelo
didn't you learn this in
elementary

family fav
i was sick when we
learned abt that

problem#2
what about the other times we
learned abt it??

family fav
sick

milf
how do i explain this

problem#1
let me tell him

pet dog lelo
do it nicely

milf
yeah but he has to understand

pet dog lelo
just be yourself

problem#2
thats a bad idea

problem#1
two people fuck
and bam
baby

family fav
what

milf
NO

pet dog lelo
now i understand why
killua said that

problem#2
told yall

problem#1
what

family fav
is that actually true

pet dog lelo
NO NO NOT AT ALL
when two people are deeply
in love they wish for a baby
and then that bird brings them a baby

problem#1
thats bullshit

milf
DONT LISTEN TO Y/N

problem#1
no listen to me

problem#2
this is so funny

milf
y/n dont say anything
or i will actually disown you

problem#1
but he is 16
he needs to know the truth

family fav
what is going on

milf
i dont care if hes 16
you'll destroy him
and he'll end up like you and killua
or worse
leorio

pet dog lelo
ouch?

problem#1
i hope he turns out like me

problem#2
no that would be bad

problem#1
shut up shitface

problem#2
no u shut up dick sucker

problem#1
u like it

problem#2
good point

milf
wait what

pet dog lelo
you two did what

problem#2
nothing

problem#1
i'll tell gon the truth about babies
and more if you ask
more questions about
what me and killua said

milf
fine.
i'm not saying anything

pet dog lelo
this is blackmailing

problem#2
no it aint

problem#1
he's right leloi
stop being dumb

family fav
can anyone answer my question
how are babies made

problem#1
from your mom

problem#2
you really need to stop saying
your mom jokes
they arent funny

problem#1
your mom isnt funny
okay i noticed now
i'll stop

problem#2
good

milf
okay gon, so what me
and leorio about the bird
said is true

problem#1
lie
when two people love
each other very much

milf
y/n dont.

problem#1
awh man
alright
they eat eachothers feet

family fav
really

problem#1
yes
trust me

milf
WHAT

pet dog lelo
WHAT??????

problem#2
this is so y/n

family fav
oh
ew
please don't eat my feet

milf
im so done with yall
gon dont believe anything name says

family fav
no i'll definitely believe her
because she said i
should trust her

pet dog lelo
y/n never tells the truth

problem#1
i always do??????

family fav
im so confused
is she telling the truth or not?

problem#1
yes

milf
no

pet dog lelo
no

problem#2
yes

family fav
yk what, im just gonna
look it up on google
bye

problem#1
OH MY GOD NO GON.

problem#2
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
DONT TOUXH GOOGLE
GON??

milf
GON IM COMING OVER
DONT U DARE GOOGLE ANYTHING

pet dog lelo
NO GON DONT
all of a sudden i dont know how babies are made so i need to google it too
bye

problem#1
youre gross
get the fucj outta here

problem#2
no one cares abt
your perverted ass

family fav
im back

problem#1
oh shit

problem#2
kurapika was too late

milf
gon everythings okay
just breathe

family fav
i don't think i'll ever be
the same again
why couldnt it be the feeteating
why is it that

problem#1
its alright gon
youre gonna be okay

problem#2
no u wont be okay

milf
killua.

family fav
anyways why was y/n sucking killuas dick

problem#1
i hope you die

problem#2
you little shit
it was just a joke

milf
im gonna kill the two of u

problem#1
why would u say that gon
is it bcs i told u people
eat eachothers feet to
have a baby

family fav
yes
forgive but never forget

problem#1
i'll cut off your feet

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