Will be adding Austin and state of J later
NYC to District: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Chicago: Cockroach ankles!
NYC: Ye- uh, what?
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District: Are you a painting?
Chicago: What-?
District: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
NYC: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-'
(OT3 :) )
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Chicago: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
NYC: Yes?
Chicago: We're in too deep.
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NYC: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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District: Life is like Chicago. It's short.
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District: Chicago! Have you no dignity?
Chicago: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Chicago: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
District: Please, just say fuck
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Chicago: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
District: Sure!
District: Whats your favorite color?
Chicago, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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NYC: I need to dye my hair.
District: ...
NYC: Or get another tattoo.
District: ...
NYC: Or a new piercing.
District: Why?
NYC: To, you know, appease the Emo gods.
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Chicago: Hey, do you know the password to District's computer?
NYC: Fuck you, Chicago.
Chicago: Hey!!
NYC: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouChicago".
Chicago: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Now its time for the other three to be added
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Miami: I won a new phone in a race.
State of J: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Miami?
Miami: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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State of J: Chicago! What did I tell you about lying?
Chicago, looking down: ...That it only works on Austin.
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NYC: *holds a gun out to Austin*
Austin: I-I don't believe in guns.
NYC: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
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Miami, Chicago & Austin: *screaming*
NYC: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Austin?!
Miami: Wait, why are you asking Austin that when Chicago and I are also here?
NYC: Because Austin wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Miami: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Chicago: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Miami: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
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NYC: So you like cats?
Chicago: Yeah.
NYC: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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District: You know what I learned from my friendship with NYC?
Chicago: There's no such thing as too mean?
State of J: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Austin: Always hold a grudge
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District: I made tea.
Chicago: I don't want tea.
District: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Chicago: Then why did you tell me?
District: It's a conversation starter.
Chicago: It's a horrible conversation starter.
District: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Anyways time to make these but its the GOV fam :)