Hello! I will try to be active again :DD
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' Please Leave ' - normal speaking
' no ' - Saiki's telepathy
" Great " - Saiki's thoughts
" Who's that " - anyone's thoughts
"" HUH "" - multiple people talking
"" Oh... "" - multiple peoples thoughts
Any kind of emoticon I add is scene change
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[Sunday]
[ No specific P.O.V]
It was another busy day in the cafe just like usual. Today Saiki couldn't work in the back as he usually does since most of his co-workers left for vacation.
Saiki hated these days since a lot of costumers come just to see him work. Girls, boys even the elderly come to see him. After what felt like an eternity of serving and getting many stares and very, VERY '"sneaky"' love letters it was finally his break.
Unexpectedly the cafe owner a 45 year old man who opened the cafe out of despite for his parents came into the cafe as soon as Saiki's break began.
He told all the employees to close up the cafe and clean it until it was shining and most importantly for the bakers to make their signature dishes that they only makes on special occasions. Everyone got to work straight away.
Throughout the sudden random stuff they were being told to do, one question is all in their heads 'What is happening?'
Saiki took off his germanium ring ,since he too was also confused, after taking off the ring he instantly got a headache but after 30 seconds he finally understood what was happening.
Apparently two rich kids are coming to judge their cafe and possibly even hire someone for their club. Saiki put the ring in his pocket just so he could figure more out about the two rich kids. He started focusing on making the coffee jelly.
Saiki's P.O.V:
Since I'm both a waiter and baker here the owner allowed me to bake as well. It has been exactly 15 minutes since the cafe was closed by the owner. All my co-workers were done cleaning, in fact it was so clean you could see sparkles coming from the whole place.
I was finished with the coffee jelly and all was left was the condensed milk but that'll be added on when the customers get here.
Speak of the devil they're here. But the two seems to be talking outside and not actually entering the cafe.
Outside the cafe
' Hmm... Is this really the cafe? ' asked the blond. ' Yes, for such a small cafe it sure has quite the status ' the raven haired answered as he wrote down stuff about the cafe in his notepad.
' Shall we go in Tamaki? ' the raven hair asked ' Of course Kyoya, I shall bless this cafe with my presence! ' The blonde said as he dramatically posed. And with that the two enter the cafe.
Saiki's P.O.V
They're coming in now. 3... 2... 1... now. And He was correct. The doors of the cafe swung open revealing the blonde who's name is 'Tamaki Suoh' and a raven haired who's name is 'Kyoya Ootori'.
Now you might be wondering how I know their names already well it's because I'm an all-knowing semi-god like figure. Also because the blond's thoughts are all over the place.
' OMG DO I LOOK GOOD?? I KNOW I LOOK GOOD BECAUSE I'M TAMAKI SUOH.'
' DOES KYOYA LOOK GOOD TOO??? NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. HE IS KYOYA OOTORI HE IS ALWAYS HANDSOME. BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS ME! '
' YEAH I LOOK GOOD. OH GOSH. The staff seem a bit... ugly? ...for our Host Club... Well we'll just let them work in the back. Yeah that'll work '
Yes. Those are his thoughts. Even though he looks very polite, well behaved and kind his thought are something else. If you're wondering what our staff is doing is we are standing in a line bowing and greeting the two boys. The owner took the two upstairs were the seats were much better since you can see a lot of the city.
I've been tasked with serving my coffee jelly but due to many other staff wanting to be hired... well by staff I mean the bakers. They all wore their cleanest work outfit and some even did a little bit of make-up. I wanted to be the last one to present the jelly but standing right in the middle is a better choice for serving it cold.
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' JOIN OUR CLUB AS A HOST! '
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The silence is very loud... VERY LOUD. Now with the sudden scene change you're probably wondering 'Wait what happened?' Well let me explain.
All the other cooks all presented their signature dishes one by one and Tamaki didn't seem to be impressed with any of them.
That is until it was my turn. All I said was ' Please enjoy. ' and I put the coffee jelly in front of the blond. He looked up to look at my face and immediately jumped up from his chair which surprised all of us.
Now that you're done reading what happened let us return to the chaos that is about to happen.
' What? ' I asked even though I obviously heard his sudden host position offer. ' I SAID JOIN US AS A HOST! WITH A FACE LIKE THAT YOU WOULD BE PERFECT! ' everyone sweat dropped except Kyoya.
The observer finally spoke up ' Now, Now Tamaki we cannot just rush into things. We don't even know if he can cook and bake. ' Tamaki sat down pouting ' You're right Kyoya... '
Tamaki took the spoon to taste the jelly. At first he was having some weird thoughts but then gave the jelly a go anyway.
' This is..... ' everyone waited impatiently
' This is....... ' Silence everywhere
' This is........ AMAZING! I've never tasted something so rich in flavor. It just melts in your mouth and with the milk... This is truly extraordinary! ' Tamaki went onto eat the whole jelly and he probably would've licked the plate if none of us were here watching him.
' Kyoya, I think you already know what I'm gonna say ' The blond looked at the raven with a serious look. ' I'm very certain of what you're gonna say ' the raven replied.
'You! What's your name? ' Tamaki pointed to me. ' Saiki. Saiki Kusuo. ' I monotonously replied with a straight face.
' We will be hiring you as a cook for our club. We will need you to come to Ouran High School tomorrow morning at 6:30am. We will provide you with escort services from your home to our school and since you'll be new to our school we will try to find you a tour guide since the school is large. Now the important question. Do you want to work for us? '
' ... ' Now wait a minute " Hmm.. what are the ups and downs for working for these guys...
Ups:
- probably a giant kitchen where I can work in peace
Downs:
- I'll stand out too much next to these guys.
- Too much energy just from the leader
Well I mean it really doesn't sound bad... Guess I'll accept and see what they have in store for me..."
After my very long thinking time of thinking ' I accept ' Surely it can't be that bad right?
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And a cliffhanger because I'm genuinely tired.
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The Disastrous Life of Saiki K is by Shuuichi Asou
Ouran High School Host Club is by Bisco Hatori