the nicknames are based of a true story bcs that's literally what i've been calling the 3 bitches my whole life and that will NOT change. youll get it after reading this. also ive decided taichixgoshiki
TW: joking about religion and mentioned satan worshipping
EP 1 of goshiki not giving a fuck anymore
JEEPERS CREEPERS: ALRIGHT BITCHES
Waka waka ayyy: oh
semy: please not tendo starting the convo, god help me.
ASAHIEEJUS ENTERED T-
kenjis bendy: ABSOLUTELY NOT
kenjis bendy: RELIGION FREE ZONE
Rock-lee duhh: SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD BE SCARED OF SHIRABU HE HAS THE POWER TO BANISH GODS
YAMAGOTAGLOCK: litrel fucking crickets
Kenjis bendy: no let me have this hayto.
JEEPERS CREEPERS: BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING BEFORE SEMI SUMMONED A GOD AND SHIRABU BANISHED HIM.
GINger: wait you where saying something?
Mr.reon: stfu taichi you cant say shit seeing as you literally hacked the gc and made me consider shaving my head
GINger: i thought you almost shaving your head was a team effort
JEEPERS CREEPERS: 1 fuk you taichi 2 thank you reon 3 GOD FUCKING FORBID I SPEAK??? WTF U GUYS :(
kenji bendy: tbh god does forbid you speak but please go on seeing as i have 'banished' him
waka waka ayy: tbh backhanded asf shirabu
YAMAGOTAGLOCK: yeah low blow shira
JEEPERS CREEPERS: yeah shirabubs ANYWAYS POINT AND CASE HERE IS what is your go to mario kart avatar thingy
rock-lee duhh: so whos first? hows thing gonna work? i need detailed descriptions
semy: how about you go first goshiki? then you dont have to worry about it.
rock-lee duhh: shy guy and im unashamed because in reality what's there to be ashamed about
semy: goshiki don't lie shy guy is my character and we all know this.
rock-lee duhh: fucking fine its parme-san
GINger: goshiki thinks he a funny guy sometimes
kenjis bendy: who tf is parme-san
rock-lee duhh: lets move on what about you tendo.
JEEPERS CREEPERS: Princess daisy ;)
GINger: PFFFFT MEATBALL-SAN HAHAHAH ISTG IF SOMEONE DOSNT SAY PRINCESS PEACH I WILL BE SO SAD but if someone does ill literally piss myself from laughing so hard.
Rock-lee duhh: TAICHI HOW ABOUT YOU SAY YOUR CHARACTER, THEN REFLECT ON YOUR LIFE CHOICES ON THE ROOF OF MCDONALDS AKA THE ONLY HOME YOU'VE EVER FUCKING KNOWN DUE TO YOUR LIFE CHOICES YOU WILL BE REFLECTING ON.
semy: pop off ig goshiki
YAMAGOTAGLOCK: yass arianaaa
JEEPERS CREEPERS: its almost like goshiki turned 13 over night
GINger: thnx for the backup semo, hayto and i use wario and i WILL go to mcdonalds and i will NOT climb onto the roof, but to the top of the play pen trying my best to avoid the shit and i WILL reflect on my life choices.
kenji bendy: you go ahead and do that
YAMAGOTAGLOCK: before you leave taichi i main princess peach.
GINger: LMFAO THE WHOLE FUKIN TREEO 'parme-san, meantball-san, spaghetti-san' HAHHAA
Rock-lee duhh: The fucking door taichi, and Now.
Waka waka ayy: i use yoshi.
semy: oh nice a normal, good, not chaotic answer and what about about you reon?
mr.reon: dry bones
kenjis bendy: wait who-
Kenjis bendy: oh nvm i know who
semy: alright shirabu what about you?
kenjis bendy: king boo
JEEPERS CREEPERS: i can see it
kenjis bendy: i feel like thats meant to be an insult.
semy: who fuckin knows are we done here? im done here. personally because if this continues i will summon g*d again.
JEEPERS CREEPERS: do it, you wont
semy: g
semy: o
semy: d
Mr. reon: OH SON OF A BITCH
YAMAGOTAGLOCK: FUCK
kenjis bendy: oh dear satan
Rock-lee duh: KENJIRO SAY THE WORDS-
kenjis bendy: YKW FUCK YOU TSUTUMO IM STARTING MY CHANT
JEEPERS CREEPERS: oh no we gota go.
waka waka ayy: what the hell-
ASHAIEEJUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ROOM
jin: i can sense impending doom
jin: OH SHIT-
ashaieejus: hello you all, may i welcome you to heaven wi-
kenjis bendy: [1 voice message attached]
asaieejus: fuck you too satan worshiper
ASAIEEJUS IS NOT FOUND?^*^#?
kenjis bendy: no hard feelings ig. btw none of you listen to that audio click it will erase your existence for 15 hours leaving you with immense trauma but asahieejus can no longer enter this chat now that its been tainted with satanic energy. execpt tendo because even satan agrees hes been through enough so tendo can listen to it on his own accord if thats what he wants.
Rock-lee duhh: so who in this chat is an aspiring monk?
ISTG IM SORRY IF SOME PEOPLE FIND THIS OFFENSIVE
HOW TO PRONOUNCE ASHAIEEJUS
AH-SAH-HE-JIS
btw this is no way shape or form meant to be disrespectful to others religions. im not religious so all i can say is nothing written here today is factul nor meant to harm. Btw Christianity is believed in by them then 1.5% of japan so uh asahi is not Jesus to me just more of a 'god' tbh i don't even get why people call him Jesus sometimes i'm just sticking to the trends people </3