Goyle rip off: me when Tiffany Ray: 🤭
Draco Malfoy rip off: Tiffany Valentine*
Trashmouth: FR SHE DONT NEED NO MAN IN HER LIFE 💀
The only girl: you do
Trashmouth: I do tbh
Paranoid: 🤭
Trashmouth: 🤭
Switchblade: ew gayness
The most unhinged: Henry, we're legit dating
Switchblade: oh yeah
The most unhinged: 🖕
Haystack: wow you guys r so in love/j
The most unhinged: I've liked him for 5 years so yeah i am
Switcblade: same
BillGates: 5 years?!! 5 YEARS?!!
The only sane one: bros flabbergasted
The most unhinged: we've known eachother for 9 years so it's not that weird
Switchblade: fr
Trashmouth: what's everyone's contact name for me?
Switchblade: 'fag'
The most unhinged: 'the fairy that can't fly'
Draco Malfoy rip off: 'smartmouth'
Goyle rip off: 'buck'
Trashmouth: BUCK?
Paranoid: 'Richie💕/Annoying asshole💞'
The only girl: 'Justin Bieber'
The only sane one: 'Richard'
Haystack: 'trash'
BillGates: 'Gay with Eddie'
Bathtub: 'the most annoying little shit'
BillGates: Damm get violated
Trashmouth: I feel so loved
The only sane one: this week a hot new bombshell enters the villa
Trashmouth: don't call me up I'm going out tonight
Paranoid: STOP
The most unhinged: if my mum calls me Avery one more time I'm calling her 'Zoey Zebra' for the rest of eternity
Bathtub: what 💀
BillGates: wtf leave Zoey Zebra out of this
Trashmouth: mummy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy
Bathtub: I'm sorry 💀?
Trashmouth: me and ur daughter got a special thing going on. U say it's puppy love, we say it's full grown
the only girl: what
Draco Malfoy rip off: I thought u were gay
Paranoid: dumbasses
Trashmouth: guys what's ur fav songs
Paranoid: 'I Ain't worried'
Trashmouth: ur name on this chat is paranoid tho
Paranoid: 🖕
Trashmouth: my fav song is 'Eddie my love' and 'Talk Dirty'
Bathtub: my fav song is 'Back to black' or 'Stan'
BillGates: new found respect for you
Bathtub: bill we're literally dating
BillGates: yipee. Anyway my fav song is 'Snap out of it'
The only girl: 'West coast', 'Brooklyn Baby' and 'Summertime Sadness'
Haystack: 'The hills'
The only sane one: 100% 'Back to the old house'
Draco Malfoy rip off: 'Sex, Drugs, etc'
Goyle rip off: 'Ride'
Switchblade: 'For whom the bell tolls', 'Everlong' and 'Me and your mama'
Trashmouth: I love ur music taste wtf
The most unhinged: 'Heartbeat', 'Murder in my mind', 'I love you like an alcoholic', 'RAVE' and 'Where is my mind?'
Trashmouth: I love all ur music taste
The most unhinged: I'm gonna go bury someone now bye
Switchblade: Patrick what
Bathtub: WHAT 💀
BillGates: excuse me
Draco Malfoy rip off: scared for my life rn