Wally:"How does sharing a romantic evening by the fire sound?"
Lorna:"Sounds good to me" smiles
Dick:"Me, too"
Pietro:"I'm not doing too well"
Lorna:"What's wrong?"
Pietro:"I have this headache that comes and goes"
Artemis: enters the room
Pietro:"There it is again"
Lorna gets turned into a bunny
Connor:"Watch out, she's got murder in his eyes"
Wally: laughing"And a cute fluffy tail!"
Megan: "Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world"
Pietro: "Thank you for your sacrifice, Connor"
Pietro:"Hold on, I can explain!"
Hal:"Really? Can you now?"
Pietro:"I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie"
The team gets a bad review in the newspaper
Nina:"I still can't believe you convinced the newspaper to give us another review"
Dick:"You of all people should know how persuasive I can be"
Nina:"You cried?"
Dick:"Like a baby"
Pietro:"I am a responsible adult!"
Hal:raises brow
Pietro: "I am an adult"
Lorna on the phone with Hal
Wally: "Would you like to, maybe... go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe?"
Hal:"Now, let him down easy"
Laura:"Sure"
Hal:"NOT THAT EASY!"
Lorna having second thoughts about the house their about to buy
Wally:"we don't have to buy it, we'll just forget the whole thing we'll say we came up for the drive, took in a little scenery, smelled a little fresh air"
Lorna:"What about our deposit?"
Wally: shrugs "Ate a $2,000 lunch"
Wally:"Oh, Lorna, I don't want 'kind' I don't want 'nice' I want you"
Wally and Lorna sitting at the table after their first night in their new house
Wally:"I hung that shutter back up that fell off"
Lorna:"I didn't know a shutter was off"
Wally:"Yeah, I knocked one off this morning trying to fix that window"
Lorna:"I didn't know there was anything wrong with the window"
Wally:"Yeah, I broke it trying to clean it"
Pietro:"I told you then I didn't like raw fish, but you said I'd never tried raw fish and maybe if I tried it, I'd like it"
Artemis: "And if you hadn't tried it, we never would've found out you were allergic to it"
Lorna:"You were stabbed, do you remember anything?"
Nina:"Only the ambulance ride to the hospital"
Lorna:"That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you"
Nina: "But I heard a siren"
Artemis:"That was Dick"
Dick:"Sorry, I got nervous"
Pietro:"There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Wally way"
Connor:"Isn't that the wrong way?
Pietro: Yes, but it's faster"
Hal: "Yes, I'm adopting Lorna and you cowards can't tell me no!"
Lorna:sneaking in through window*
Bruce: turning around in chair flicking the light on "You want to tell me where you've been all night?"
Lorna:"I was with Kaldur?"
Kaldur:turning around in his chair "Wanna try again?"
Artemis: wrapped in a towel freezing and soaked
Pietro:"It was an accident, It could've happened to anyone"
Artemis:"Then I wish it had happened to you" glares
Pietro:chuckles"You mentioned something about that in the car"
Kaldur: "how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?"
Pietro:"It didn't take me the whole day..."
Lorna: "I hate you sometimes"
Wally:"Well according to this picture Megan drew of us holding hands that's not true"
Lorna: "Wally, you drew that"
Wally: "It doesn't matter"
Megan:"You did a beautiful job carving that turkey"
Lorna:"Well, I picked up a thing or two in medical school, in case you're wondering, this bird appears to have died of a massive head trauma"
Wally:"Don't touch that, it's a very sophisticated piece of Medical equipment"
Dick:"What is it?"
Wally:"No idea, Lorna told me never to touch it"
Nina adopting another cat
Connor:"Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?"
Nina:"Ah, but if less is more, then just think of how much more, more will be! "
Megan has Car trouble
Pietro:"Did it run smooth, then go of ch-ch-ch then ran smooth again, then another ch-ch-ch"
Megan:"Yes"
Pietro:"Then a whzzzz-cha-chk-pkpft and it died?"
Megan:"Yes, that's it!"
Pietro: "You've got a clogged fuel line"
Wally:"How'd you know that?"
Pietro:"From the sound"
Nina:walking around with a chipmunk on one shoulder and a bird on the other
Connor:"If you weren't born, Walt Disney would have to draw you"
Pietro and Artemis on a date
Artemis:"Maybe you should have that Martini after all"
Pietro:"Can't, I'm driving"
Artemis:still reading the menu "Not anymore Bruce Wayne just towed your car"
Artemis:"Feed me"
Pietro:"to what"
Pietro:opens fridge and picks up a bag with a note on it "Pietro don't eat this, Why would I eat this?" throws away the note, taking a bite of the sandwich
Pietro:"if Artemis and I get into a Winnebago, only one of us will come out alive, You've got to come with us!"
Lorna:"You're my brother, that entitles you to my bone marrow and one of my kidneys but this is an imposition"
Nina:giving useful advice to a patients cat
Patient:"What did you say to him?"
Nina:"I'd like to tell you, but that would violate doctor-cat confidentiality"
Wally:"I don't understand it, this wedding is supposed to be about us, how come I can't be comfortable?"
Lorna: "And I don't know how many times I have to tell you that you are not wearing sweats!"
Artemis:"What about marriage?"
Pietro:"No!You get a dog! Or you take a cold-hearted look at your parent's life and the urge passes!"
Wally:"Man, I can't believe I almost beat Connor up and humiliated him in front of the entire team"
Pietro: "Wow, what was your plan, tire him out by letting him beat the crap outta you?"
Nina hiding a horse at Lorna's house
Lorna: "I got a riddle for you, What has four legs and shouldn't be in my backyard?"
Nini:"Connor and Pietro"
Lorna:" Ok, what has the I.Q. of.." looks at Connor and Pietro "What smells like... Get that horse out of my backyard!"
Conner:"Why does boy blunder have to fly first class?"
Lorna:"He has a medical condition, He's a snob"
Roy:"Why should I trust you? I don't know who you are"
Pietro:"I am a thief"
Roy:"Okay, I'm not sure what to do with that"
Lorna: "Next time, if you're not
here in 30 minutes, I expect a free
dead body or some garlic knots"
Lorna:"I just took a pregnancy test, just tell me when a minute's up"
Wally:"I just put some pizza rolls in the microwave oven; the minute that bad boy rings we're good to go"
Lorna:"I can't stand it, 30 more seconds"
Wally: "I know baby, these pizza rolls are going to be so good"
Dick:"If I were you, I'd pick Pietro I mean, Wally's my best friend but I wouldn't want Pietro mad at me, remember that time we saw The Silence of the Lambs and he said "Now, there's a guy that did something with his life"?"
Wally and Lorna have a kid
Megan:"They just brought him to the nursery, He is positively glowing"
Connor:"Now it's glowing?"
Megan:"Let's go see him, he's got Lorna's eyes"
Connor:"What's he doing with Lorna's
eyes?"
Dick:"I just hope it's not eating them"
Pietro:"Okay your total is two hundred bucks"
Wally:"Don't you find it funny you're a mechanic while your sisters are a therapist and a doctor?"
Pietro:"Your total will be ten thousand dollars"
Nina: a fully train psychiatrist "Who knows why anybody does anything?"
Match:"Remind me again what you do for a living"
Pietro:"I hate lawyers"
Nina:"Me, too, but they make wonderful patients, they have excellent health insurance and they never get better"
Pietro: working on the car
Artemis:"Why don't you call a specialist?"
Pietro:"I am a specialist"
Artemis:"At what?"
Pietro:'At everything"
Dick crashing Wally and Lorna's date
Dick:"I know when I'm not wanted" crosses his arms
Lorna:"Then why haven't you left yet?!!!"
Kaldur:"I thought you said it was a technical problem"
Nina: "Technically, I was the problem"
Pietro: eating a sandwich
Wally: "That's my lunch!"
Pietro:"Really? I don't see your name on it"
Wally: holds up the lunch bag clearly labeled Wally
Pietro:"Well, I don't see your name on the actual sandwich"
Lorna:"I am so glad that I didn't let anybody talk me out of marrying you"
Wally:"Who tried to talk you out of marrying me?"
Lorna: "Oh no one just, my brother, my dad, my sisters, Connor, my cousins, Hal, the minister, Batman, the postman, some guy down at the mailbox, you know, oh and Pietro, who said to me, 'Don't marry him, I know a loser when I see one"
Bart:"Valentines?"
Lorna:"No, Valentine's Day was two months ago This is a thank-you note for my wedding gift"
Bart:"Do thank-you notes have candy inside them?"
Lorna:"Yours does"
Bart:"Excellent!"
Phone rings
Connor:"This isn't a good time"
Telemarketer: "When would be a good time to call back, sir?"
Connor:"I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?"
Telemarketer:"Umm, we're not allowed to do that"
Connor: "Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home. Well, now you know how I feel!!!"