Girl: I have a banana
Me: Why do you have a banana
Boy: TAKE COVER!!!
Girl: *throws banana*
Boy: *catches banana and throws back*
Me: *is hit in the face with a banana*
Girl: *Takes out 2 more bananas*
Me: WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY BANANAS?
Girl: *laughs and throws bananas*
Bus driver: Why do you have a banana on the bus?!
Girl: WE'VE BEEN DISCOVERED! HIDE!
Me: *hides under jacket for rest of bus ride*