Trashmouth: horny
Paranoid: ok
The only girl: 😨
Draco Malfoy rip off: do I make u horny baby 🤭
Goyle rip off: respectfully no
Bathtub: *growls*
BillGates: so much is happening rn help
The only sane one: crying in the bathroom 💞
The only girl: why
Haystack: who hurt u
BillGates: I'll beat them tf up
Bathtub: fr
Trashmouth: Samezies girlfriends 😜
Paranoid: pls stop
Trashmouth: No can do Ed's x
Bathtub: istfg
The only sane one: aren't u Jewish 🤨
Bathtub: oh yeah
Switchblade: dumbass
BillGates: don't talk to my bf like that you numbnut
Goyle rip off: HENRY HI
Draco Malfoy rip off: HI HENRY
The only girl: what's going on? 😭
The most unhinged: nothing
Switchblade: nothing
Trashmouth: I beg to differ my good lads
The most unhinged: don't call me that.
Trashmouth: 😰
Paranoid: why so angry 💀
Haystack: L bozo
Switchblade: fuck off
Haystack: 🤷♀️🤭🖕
The only girl: me everyday:
Goyle rip off: fr!
Draco Malfoy rip off: the '!' 💀
The only sane one: ikr 😭
Haystack: Henry, Patrick
Switchblade: No
The most unhinged: hi
Haystack: what happened after ur love was confessed 🤨?
Switchblade: wdym
The most unhinged: oh that? We didn't do anything about it
The only girl: I thought Henry was calling u to talk about it 😨?
The most unhinged: No? Lmao. We called and talked about how to kill ppl without getting caught
Switchblade: ur fucking terrible at this 🖕
Goyle rip off: 💀💀💀
Trashmouth: the closet is glass, Henry and Patrick
The most unhinged: stfu
Trashmouth: it's just not natural 🙁
Paranoid: Richie we're legit dating 💀
Bathtub: LMFAO
BillGates: crying 💀
The only sane one: same!
Switchblade: why 🤨
The only sane one: Taylor Swift
Haystack: fair enough
Bathtub: I always cry at Taylor Swift songs 😭
Draco Malfoy rip off: NAH CUS SAME
Trashmouth: I always cry at Taylor Swift songs with ur mum
The only girl: ffs
Switchblade: my mum abandoned me 🥳
Trashmouth: 😨 oh shit sorry
Switchblade: since when tf do u say sorry
Trashmouth: since ur mum left. OHHHH
The most unhinged: outside ur house x
Trashmouth: oh fuck
Paranoid: Richie omfg 😭
Haystack: nah somethings going on between Pat+Hen
BillGates: no fucking shit
Switchblade: STOP
The most unhinged: that's homophobic
Switchblade: but we're not gay, Patrick 😭
The most unhinged: we're not?
Switchblade: ur so fucking bad at this
Bathtub: they're secretly dating I call dibs
Paranoid: !!!
The only sane one: agreed