No , idc who this offends
these are my two favorite marauders
My older brother , Rem phasesofthe_moony
n this bitch , Antlers jamiebby-
Fucking annoying bitches , both of 'em
love you though
shitheads
Here's some shit-
I was having a bad day and he dragged me outside
can't say it wasn't fun though
When Im not stressing him out n am funny✨
He said , and I quote "Do your worst"
Im sitting on my knees trying to seem taller than him-
He is ✨ confusion✨
STOP BEING TALLER THAN ME JACKASS-
We went to a muggle place and he found that fuckin thing-
I was gone for like- a day- without warning- or saying I was going anywhere- and I went by myself-
Im not entirely sure why he did that- to be honest-
✨Rem's turn✨
I decided I was gonna be clingy and join him on the train ✨
Him watching me run from like 6 Slytherins after setting their brooms on fire-
Pic for pic
Him watching as I disrupt his class just to punch the fuck outa Barbie bitch and run for my life
I came in the middle of his class again using Polyjuice to look like fucking Dumblewhore n tell Barbie bitch he's in big trouble and gonna get expelled
Don't mind me , just making edits of Rem ✨✨
Him js trying to do whatever it was he was goin to do but I exist to annoy the fuck outa him
Him watching as I very much projectile throw Peter at Barbie bitch and Sniveley
I made him ✨proud✨
Love both ya dipshits ✨✨
also , Antlers
you can js ignore the last two chapters bc all rules are maintained and kept✨✨