So liek me and my b esties #bestiesfortheresties were #chillin outside when sudddenly a big fat MONSTER came out of the woods!!!111 It sounded just like my MOTHER!!!!!!!! SO we al l ran when suddenly I tripped and fell down a set of stairs FFACE FIRSTQ!!!!!
"What is this place?" I asked, standing up, and looking around, "It's so... Familiar?" I put my hand against the yellow faded wallpaper. It felt crusty. Gross. I felt nauseous, so as you do, I curled over and vomited. "Bleeehhhhh."
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