sobaniiruyo, six.
❛ hey i'm a menimist and willing to pop a tit ❜
[ 4:58 AM ]
Y/N:
"LOL."
💀
Me:
Good morning to you too.
Y/N:
WHY WERE YOU CRYING AND THROWING UP
help me
look at your desperate messages...
Me:
It did not bother me to that extent.
They're just simple texts of me being slightly worried because I thought I crossed a boundary.
Y/N:
what boundaries
come here and kiss me
Me:
...
Y/N:
did i make my little scrunkly scrimblo mipy angry ☹️
i'm so sorry babe i didn't get the chance to use my phone after nilou came back
( i was also being a stingy bitch but it worked so 👺 )
Me:
Oh. I think you guys have made up now?
Y/N:
we made out
Me:
Ah.
So you two are back to normal.
I'm glad.
Y/N:
wow how did you become so nice overnight ❤️❤️💕💕💖💖
Me:
I was a little concerned because you only have one friend.
It would've been tragic to lose her.
Y/N:
didn't you call yourself my friend 9 hours ago 🤭
or are you actually madly and insanely obsessed with me and dream about me every single night but are concealing your feelings behind a platonic label
Me:
You should be a K-drama script writer.
Y/N:
i can be your sextie instead
Me:
Will you please let that go?
Y/N:
bro i'm being honest here i really need a boob pic from you
the doctor said i have 5 minutes to live and only your voluptuous milk mountains can nurse me back to health
Me:
My what?
Y/N:
your boobies. your massive fucking titties. your super stuffed up milkies. your honker wonker doinky boinkies. your fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds. i mean those super duper ultra hyper goddamn mother fucking
Me:
It's 5 in the morning.
Y/N:
people can be h word at 5 in the morning
Me:
Weren't you dying?
Y/N:
the desire to stare longingly at my beautiful soon to be girlfriend has saved my life
i had to force an anime moment out of my ass because some people, despite having the antidote to cure me, refuse to be of any help
Me:
That antidote being the breasts of a man...
Y/N:
or a woman
anything works 🫶🏻
Me:
I think you lack vitamin B, with the way your brain is rusting.
Y/N:
babygirl i'm deficient in vitamins scientists haven't even discovered yet
Me:
Sunflowers seeds can only provide you with so much.
Y/N:
stop breakfast-shaming me
i'm already under great amounts of stress ( nilou took ironline back to her designated location )
Me:
Deserved.
Y/N:
your family will never love you you will always have writer's block the entire time you're alive you will never find happiness and every single one of your acquaintances will go missing within three days
Me:
This is how I imagine you saying this.
Y/N:
NOT THE WATERMARK 😭
grandpa al-haitham
Me:
I may be a 'grandpa', as you say, but I'm still more academically capable than you will ever be.
Y/N:
you just killed my entire bloodline with that sentence
Me:
I'm sure you are incredibly grateful for that.
After all, you bear a lot of
Uh
Love
For your family.
Y/N:
my family is so amazing 😊 they make me feel like a mental health hero 😊 i'm grateful that i have made it this far in life 😊
Me:
Living in the dorm is truly the best decision for you.
Y/N:
so true
i'm going to end my life rawing people on couches is so hard
Me:
Um
Y/N:
DRAWING
Me:
I don't know what to say.
Y/N:
I'M SORRY
Me:
What a convenient mistake for someone like you.
Y/N:
IT REALLY WAS A MISTAKE
Me:
Since I'm so benevolent, I will forgive you.
Y/N:
i don't want your forgiveness
i want you to sprawl across your couch bean bag sofa or whatever and send me a pic in a manwhore pose
Me:
...Manwhore?
Y/N:
ya like just laying there and being yourself <3
Me:
Being myself?
Are you implying that I'm a 'manwhore'?
Y/N:
implying ??
i'm STATING it 🏋️
Me:
Ask me again like a normal human being and I just might.
Y/N:
you're into begging?
so master-servant roleplay?
Me:
Every day an insane brain cell inside your head wakes up and shoots a gun to keep the rent prices down and help you attain critical thinking skills.
Y/N:
i do not know what this means but
send the picture 👹
Me:
There's no use in arguing anymore.
Give me a moment.
Y/N:
YIPPEE
Me:
[You sent a photo]
Y/N:
hey lol you want a weighted blanket ??? (me)
hey are you into pegging
hey i'm a menimist and willing to pop a tit
hey
please respond
Me:
Can you get any more annoying?
Y/N:
easily
Me:
Please shut up.
I'm extremely anxious because I have to participate in a social activity.
Y/N:
omg what is it? 😨
Me:
A group project.
There are so many... people.
Y/N:
how many
Me:
Three.
Y/N:
i have a tip!
don't start drama but make sure you escalate it
Me:
And what do I achieve from that?
Y/N:
drama where you're uninvolved
Me:
So this is why you're friendless. Suddenly everything makes sense.
Y/N:
people worship me
Me:
Same with me but somehow we're both alone.
Y/N:
we should get together and date maybe
Me:
I beg you to leave me alone.
Y/N:
then beg.
Me:
You know what, I'm done.
Y/N:
that's what my mom says when a minor inconvenience happens
she's just like me fr
Me:
Get some sleep, don't you have classes today?
Y/N:
so you want to drive me away....
Me:
Stop being dramatic.
I have a class at 8 so I'm going to get some rest.
Y/N:
oh....
farewell... mi chiquito...
Me:
....Bye.
Y/N:
wait for me to destroy my self respect to smithereens just to text you first again
mwah <3
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