Spider-man one-shots

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So this is a book about Spiderman one-shots. Some chapters might have smut in them, but I will warn uncomfort... More

A new villain enounter
The surprise field trip Part 1
The Surprise field trip part 2
The Surprise field trip Part 3 Final
announcment
An Eventful Day Part 1
The Midtown Concert
An Eventful Day Part 2
Memories of Traumatious events
Announcement
A certain sadness
Another Announcment
Ideas Please
Talent night
The Death of Peter Parker
The Unexpected Couple [Spideypool]
PJS
The Stark Gala
The Omega Spider
Peter's first time in the city
Spider-Sense
Is that Wade Wilson as in Deadpool?!
Don't Mess With MJ
The Crush? [Spideypool]
Stop Flirting! [Stuckony]
What's going on with Peter? [Spideypool]
The taste of guilt [V!Peter Angst]
Everyone Will Remember Once Again
The Law
Peter Parker x Spiderman???
Team Bonding
Peter Parker vs Spiderman
Persuasive Peter
A stab to the heart // Part 1
A stab to the heart // part 2
Flash's bullcrap
The ruined dinner
Infinity war, death of Spider-man
A stab to the heart // Part 3
The Multiverse is a thing?! (crack fic, so it kinda doesn't make any sense)
Update
Pick Up Lines/Spideypool sussy no smut though

Spideypool [SMUT/LEMON]

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By I_stan_ur_mom

[Smut]

>First time doing smut/lemon, sry if it's bad for you horny teens or children but I tried my best. Also, no idea what to do with the name lol. Deal with it. And i made some edits to it lol

Peter was not an ordinary teenager. I mean sure, he participated in school, and he was also a nerd, but as I said, Peter was definitely not an ordinary teenager. Unless you count having powers and being the son of Tony Stark, ordinary. But Peter wasn't the only un-ordinary teenager. Wade and Peter, weren't similar at all. For one, Peter is a nerd, while wade was a jock. It was practically polar opposites. But here's the thing, Wade has this crush on Peter, yeah I know, the nerdiest teen in Midtown high. Peter on the other hand, also has this humongous crush on Wade, I mean who wouldn't? But as time went on, they both became closer and closer. Getting better at knowing each other. They started to trust each other much more, and that was what made Peter tell him about being Tony, Steve, and Bucky's son, what surprised him was how well Wade reacted to it. they soon figured out that they both had powers. Peter invited Wade for a sleepover. Thus the place where this was all happening is Peter's room, at 10 fucking P.m., Wade figured out that Peter was in fact, Spider-man. While Peter, on the other hand, figured out that Wade was in fact a mercenary who kills bad people for money, aka the one and only Deadpool. Peter, after knowing that Wade was a mercenary, complained to him. Wade was quite mad that Peter was arguing about his job, which now leads us to what currently was happening in the present.
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"I can't believe you kill people for money!" Peter screamed at Wade, trying to keep his distance from the mercenary that he had a crush on. "Oh come on Peter, It's bad people! They don't even deserve to live!" Wade argued back, trying to get closer to Peter and calm him down. "Oh shut up! They're still people." Peter responded, still trying to avoid Wade. "People, that do bad things!" Wade yelled. "Ugh, I can't even believe I had a crush on you. A mercenary out of all people. I bet you aren't even big down there." Peter mumbled the last part quietly, but it was clear enough for Wade to hear. And that was all it took, to make Wade snap. Wade growled as he ran towards Peter, Peter was internally freaking out. Sure he had super strength, but he doesn't want to hurt anyone, Peter hoped that this didn't end with blood on the walls. But Peter didn't expect what was about to happen next, Wade gripped Peter's waist and shoved his mouth, roughly into Peter's. Wade groaned at the wonderful sensation. Peter blushed heavily as Wade slipped his tongue roughly inside Peter's mouth, Peter moaned into the kiss; making Wade smirk. Wade pulled away, smirking at Peter's blushed state. "Then let me show you how wrong you are, Baby boy," Wade said flirtingly at Peter, making Peter's face flush into a dark shade of pink and red.

(WOO We getting laid by that spidey ass toNIGHT!)

[I mean, why not?]

Peter was speechless, is this really happening? What the fuck? he thought.
Wade asked Friday to lock the door and pushed Peter roughly onto Peter's bed which was conveniently placed behind them by the author.
"Stay," Wade commanded with an oddly low and scratchy voice as he opened his shirt, pants, and boxers, in a swift motion. 
And oddly enough, Peter had the urge to obey him,
Jesus Christ where did his dignity go?
Peter noticed that Wade was hard, and he was in fact, very, very, VERY, big.
Fucking christ.
"What did you say just now, Baby boy? I was small? How about we test it out inside of you?" Wade said with amusement, still smirking at the flushed boy on the bed. "W-wade" Peter whimpered, he really wanted to test that out. He really did, but he was still new to this thing, like sure he had a 5-inch dildo inside of him before, not that he was admitting it, but Wade's is much bigger than he expected. As Wade continued to stare Peter down, Peter was lost in his train of thought.
Peter continued to think about whether Wade's dick was at least 10 inches long, or 9 inches long.
Either way, still goddamn long.
Wade striked his head to the left a little, confused why Peter was super silent.
"Are you still new to this?" Wade asked, "Y-yeah," Peter said with a frown. "Okay, just calm down Babyboy, this won't hurt a bit, and let daddy pool do the work," Wade said as he walked towards the boy and pushed him down, flat on his back.
"Though, as much as I would love to fuck you hard 'till your wailing and screaming, I need some consent princess," Wade smirked, leaning on top of Peter.
The brunette flushed, looking to the side of the room before looking back up at the muscled man on top of him.
"I uh..p-please, fuck me Wade..?" Peter whispered, covering his face with his hand.
This was damn embarrassing was all Peter could think,
"I think you can do better than that, don't you think so baby boy?" Wade said with a sharp grin, 
Peter flushed as the embarrassment heightened. 
Guess he had no choice.
"P-please fuck me hard, make me scream your name Daddy, l-let the whole world know how much of a slut I am, break me open with your cock Daddy-" Peter let out with a stammer, how the fuck he managed that? He didn't know, it was the spur of the moment he guesses. But still fucking embarrassing it was.  
but Wade had no problem with it.
Who was Wade to say no when his baby begged so nicely?
And all he wanted to do now, was show Peter pure bliss.
So he's giving that plum bum one hell of a first time.
Wade crawled over Peter and ripped his shirt and pants open with such speed that even Pietro could cry about it.
Leaving Peter in nothing, "Wh-" Peter stated before stopping with a groan. Wade continued to bite love marks at Peter's neck and collarbone. Going down slowly, onto his chest, thigh, and ass.
Peter's breath hitched as he felt something wet in his hole.
As Wade slowly shoved his tongue inside his hole, Peter tried not to whimper. But god damn was Wade making him feel so good. "Shit-" Peter groaned as the hot feeling passed through the rim; Peter yelped a bit as Wade continued to fuck his hole using his tongue. If Wade wasn't that horny before, he was now. Peter was in front of him, naked, whimpering, and panting, and not only that, but Wade was eating him out?!? This is a fucking dream come true for Wade Wilson. "F-u-cking Jesus H Christ on a stick- You are absolutely eff-ing perfect," Wade groaned with his eyes on Peter, as Peter continued mewling with Deadpool eating him out.

Peter's mind was going at a fast rate, with formulas and numbers appearing everywhere.
But the only question he currently has was, HOW THE FUCK CAN WADE TALK WHILE EATING HIM OUT???
Sadly, Peter can't do anything. All he could feel is pure bliss, as babbles come pouring out of his mouth.
"Damnit, Babyboy. You make it so hard for me to not fuck you into oblivion," Wade said, as he grabbed Peter's body still limp from getting his ass eaten the fuck out, and flipped him over so his ass was placed under Wade's big erection, "Ah-" Peter accidentally moaned. Wade groaned as he conveniently took out lube from his belt (That was conveniently placed beside him) before shoving his belt away, drooping the lube on his fingers. He shoved his 2 fingers up Peter's ass, thrusting it back and forth repeatedly, preparing him for his size. Sure it felt weird for Peter because he has never done this before, but it doesn't mean that it didn't feel good for him.
 Wade then added 2 more fingers continuing to thrust. "F-fucking hell~" Peter moaned as he tried to shove his face onto the pillow that was conveniently beside him. Wade continued thrusting his fingers at a quick pace, guess he couldn't wait.
"Fuck! I want to be in you so badly Babyboy-" Wade started, pulling his fingers out and abruptly shoving his conveniently lube-smoldered hard-erected dick fully in one smooth thrust in Peter's hole, and let me tell you...Wade did it hard.
"W-WADE!~" Peter yelped, as numbers appeared everywhere with missing equations. Peter's eyes rolled to the back of his head. And yeah it hurts like a bitch taking Wade's size, but to be honest, the pain made Peter feel good, pleasure as some might say. I mean come on, he's a superhero, if he couldn't handle the pain then why be a superhero? "Fuck Petey~" Wade groaned a bit at the feeling. Peter was so tight, but it felt so good. Peter moved his ass a little bit, moaning as he moved, trying to hint at Wade that he was ready. Wade took the hint and started a pace, slowly he thrust inside Peter and then pulled out until it was just the tip then thrusting back quickly and deeply, repeating this sequence over and over again, getting faster and deeper each time, but it wasn't enough for Peter.
"Shit, W-wade f-faster-" Peter moaned trying his best to grind back down onto Wade. Wade did as requested, ramming into Peter at full superhuman speed. "AAH F-FUC-CK!~" Peter choked out as Wade changed his angle, making Wade slam deeply into Peter's prostate repeatedly. "Fuck Petey you feel so damn g-ood!~" Wade groaned, Peter was seeing blank right now as drool came dripping down his chin. The equations Peter was seeing started to disappear, with missing numbers flying around him and a vortex of white appearing in his eyes. Wade felt so good inside of him, repeatedly hitting his prostate hard over and over again. Peter was so close to release, and he could tell that so was Wade. "Moan my name louder baby-" Wade commanded with that low deep voice again, before Peter flipped them over. Making Peter on top of Wade this time, straddling the sweaty merc. "W-Wade!~" Peter moaned at the change of angle. Peter continued to bounce his ass on Wade's lap.
Well, Wade is damned, who knew Spiderman could be such a hot fucking slut in bed?
When did he get so fucking lucky??
Wade grabbed Peter's waist and proceeded to slam Peter's ass back on his dick with much force, chasing his release. Peter had drool continuously seeping out of his mouth, as the sound of skin slapping and squelching filled the air.
"I'm close-" Wade stuttered, tugging Peter's hair back.
Peter moaned loudly with a gasp and Holy fuck that was fucking HOT.
Wade groaned a little, raising his hand and slapping dat plump ass.
Peter yelled loudly, coming with a yelp.
And at last, Wade came deep inside Peter's prostate with an audible groan.
Peter slid out of Wade with a whimper, smiling a bit.
They both fell on the bed with a loud thud, as silence consumed the room.
Of course, Wade had to break the silence, perks of being the 'Merc with a Mouth' obviously.
"So, Babyboy... Up for round 2?" Wade said, making Peter turn his head quickly, Wade was surprised he didn't get whiplash. Peter realized that Wade was full-on hard again, "W-Wh...What the fuck? We just did that and you're telling me that you're fucking hard again?!" Peter shouted with wide eyes. Wade smirked at how his cum was still dripping from the brunette's hole, "Remember Baby Boy, we have s u p e r p o w e r s, and H E A L I N G F A C T O R S. Sooo ... ready for round 2?" Wade asked. Peter was about to respond before realizing that it wasn't a choice when Wade grabbed Peter's wrist and slammed his dick deep inside of Peter, making the said boy moan loudly with a whimper, because Wade didn't even wait for Peter to adjust, setting a fast pace for a start.
The room was getting steamy with Peter's cries of pleasure. As moans surrounded the room once more.  

The next morning came by quickly.
Noone noticed anything odd, and no one noticed where Peter was. 
Which was weird, since Peter always shows up at around 12 pm.
So of course the group were quite stressed
Good thing Peter can't get sick easily,
Thanks a lot for NOT CLEANING UP PETER, Wade.
"Which is, how many hours?" Wade responded again, trying to boast how long they did it to the Avengers while trying to act as if he really didn't know how long they did it. "9 fucking hours Wade. I can't believe we did that." Peter retorted with slight annoyance, grimacing at each movement he did. "I'm sorry, how many hours?!" Tony roared with a question from the spot he was in. Peter's face went from an annoyed grimace, into a sheepish smile with a flustered look. "Haha, MHMH, did what?" Peter responded while turning his head slowly to face his gaping uncles, aunts, and dads at the doorway, with Wade, trying to hide his smirking self deeply beside the doorframe. "Peter, you went at IT for 5 fucking hours with Deadpool, of all people?!" Tony screeched, gaping at how his innocent son had done it for 5 hours this very day, even though Tony knew that his son was definitely a virgin before this very day. But before a fight could ensue, Deadpool slammed the door on the FRICKING AVENGER'S FACES and looked at Peter with a smirk. And boy did that smirk make Peter's knees wobbly and all, yet still mad at Wade for slamming the door at his family.
Makes Peter wanna web Wade to the wall and crawl around near him like a little slut.
Yup, that sounds about right,
Peter grumbled at Wade as he slowly walked towards the brunette spider. " I can't believe you did that," Peter complained, but quickly shut up when Wade literally yanked him out of the bed and made him face the wall. "Wade?" Peter questioned, kinda confused and all. But Wade didn't respond, he held Peter's hand onto the wall in front of him, and started grinding against Peter's ass. "Oh fucking dammit, we're doing it again?" Peter groaned as Wade snickered loudly. 

4 hours later...

The Avengers were sitting comfortably on the sofa in the penthouse. Everyone else decided to just give up since the door to Peter's room was currently locked, as in like"Deadpool did something to make the door locked for good". Sam and Clint were playing Mario Kart, Natasha was watching them play Mario Kart, Tony was talking to Bruce about aerodynamics while he sat on Bucky's lap, Steve was talking to Bucky while dangling his hand over Tony's neck, and bruce was sitting on the corner, responding to Tony's questions, it was quite peaceful until the sound of 2 footsteps approached them. "Fuck, oh hey uh guys!" Peter said, trying not to show his grimace at how sore he was. Wade was behind him, holding him tightly and possessively, snickering slightly while showing a smirk. "Hey, Peter's family!" Wade said as he slowly helped Peter sit on the couch, placing a limping hickey-filled Peter on his lap. "Damn. He really did a number on you squirt." Sam said while pausing the Mario Kart game. "yes he fucking did." Peter said at the same time as wade responded with a "Yes I fucking did." while pulling Peter closer to him. "Petey, your neck is full of fucking hickeys if you hadn't fucking noticed," Clint said wide-eyed. "Let's hope your healing factor is fast enough to help you heal before school," Natasha said, looking at Peter. "Wow kid, you have enough hickeys to make you look like a fucking leopard or some shit," Tony said snickering at his child, still mad at Wilson for taking his son's virginity, but accepting enough to make Peter happy. "damn." Peter inwardly cursed, "uh, dad's?" Peter started, stopping for his fathers to respond to him. "Yes, kid?" "Yes, Pete?" "Yes, Peter?" His dads said, "Can I not go to school tomorrow? I mean like, I can't go to school in this state!" Peter responded, hoping that his answer would be a yes. "Your fault kid, you just have to deal with it." Tony retorted, smirking at himself. Peter gulped, "Fuck." he said as everybody laughed to his demise.

"-And that's why I was limping the whole time, also why I have a bunch of hickeys on my fucking body," Peter said to Ned and MJ, trying to avert himself from facing the crowd, the students in the hall were giving him so much attention because of the limp and his hickeys. "Peter what the fu-"

THE FUCKING END!

I lost my brain cells as I continue to write this but I have seen a bunch of Wattpad readers and I am 67% sure that 60% of Wattpad readers are horn knee children or adults.

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