messages with KYLIE
k. faye
you get home safe?
nesa
yeah i did
thank you
k. faye
of course
just checking up on you
you doing ok?
nesa
yeah
i'm glad i'm back
i missed aidan and my dog and everyone else
sad it's over though
k. faye
me too
nesa
i had so much fun
so so much fun
my gf keeps begging me to show her pictures and i hate telling her i can't because i'll probably get fired
k. faye
PAUSE
GIRLFRIEND
nesa
yes
k. faye
I WAS NEVER AWARE THAT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND
nesa
HAHAHAHA SURPRISE
k. faye
what's her name
where's she from
tell me everything
nesa
jesus christ you sound like my mom
except i have mommy issues
but you know what i mean
k. faye
I NEED TO KNOW
nesa
her names effie
we grew up together in romania
she moved two years after i did
and we will probably never make this public because for all i know the marvel fanbase will just hate me more than they already do
so you are sworn to secrecy
k. faye
aye aye, captain