ATITTIES
me
guys i'm sorry i have
bad news
wooyoung
YOUVE HAD THE DOG
FOR THREE DAYS AND
ITS ALREADY DEAD WTF
YUNA
yunho
omg cho is dead?
seonghwa
wait what happened
hongjoong
maybe if you morons
let her explain you'd
know
seonghwa
fuck you that was really
mean
hongjoong
shush it was not mean
san
why do you only ever
tell seonghwa hyung to
shush and never shut up
san
you always tell the rest of
us to shut up but never
shush
hongjoong
that's not true shut up
san
san
TF?!
mingi
yuna what's your bad
news
me
THE DOG KEEPS
MAKING ME CRY
seonghwa
awww you love him
that much
me
WELL YEAH BUT I
THINK I MIGHT BE
ALLERGIC TO HIM
OR SMTH BECAUSE
I CANT BREATHE
AFTER IVE CUDDLED
HIM AND I GET ALL
STUFFY AND SHIT
me
AM I SUDDENLY
ALLERGIC TO DOGS
yunho
omg no please don't
tell me you're allergic to
dogs
me
I DONT KNOW BUT I
DONT WANT HIM TO
LEAVE ME
yeosang
have you given him a
bath yet
me
no why
yeosang
maybe you're allergic
to something the shelter
used to wash him
me
oh
yunho
that actually makes sense
coz you've never been
allergic to dogs
me
except you i'm allergic
to you
yunho
i'm not a dog?
me
tell your fans that
me
you're their golden
retriever
yunho
oh i am aren't i
me
i'm not allergic to yeosang
tho and he's a maltese
and a doberman sooooo
me
it's just golden retrievers
then
yunho
fuck you
me
suck my massive peen
wooyoung
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY
MASSIVE
me
omg wooyoung just
because your peen
is the size of my pinky
doesn't mean you
always have to be so
defensive about it
wooyoung
THE FUCK?!
me
okay well i'm going to
give cho a bath now
mingi
good luck
me
thanks min
san
OMGOODNESS YOU
TWO KISSED DIDNT YOU
yunho
i'm sORRY?
mingi
what
me
well that escalated quickly
jongho
what's going on
me
i'm allergic to cho and
apparently mingi and i
kissed according to san
wooyoung
YOU DID I SAW IT I
SAW IT WITH MY OWN
TWO FUCKING EYES
yeosang
wow! both eyes?! at the
same time?! well you're just
magical aren't you?
wooyoung
yeah bitch i am fucking
magical so haha
mingi
we did tho
me
yeah oops
mingi
yuna shit herself abt it
wooyoung
WAIT WHAT WHY DIDNT
YOU TELL ME YOU
BITCH
yeosang
i thought you said you
saw it so you would
already know??
wooyoung
NO I JUST WANTED THEM
TO ADMIT IT
me
nosy bitch
yunho
AWWWWW YOU GUYS
KISSED IM SCREAMING
IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
yunho
this is the singular most
incredible day of my life
hongjoong
joining kq? joining ateez?
debuting? first tour?
first win? the last idk SIX
wins we had in a week?
yunho
UHH THOSE SMALL
MINUTE THINGS CANNOT
COMPARE TO HOW
AMAZING THIS DAY IS I
HAVE BEEN WAITING LIKE
SEVEN YEARS TO HEAR
THAT THEYVE FINALLY
KISSED
me
okay calm down
yunho
NO BECAUSE NOW
YOULL DATE AND THEN
GET MARRIED AND
THEN HAVE BABIES AND
GROW OLD AND GREY
TOGETHER AND I CANT
FUCKING WAIT OMGOMG
mingi
can't wait to hold my
little princess
me
PRINCE. ITS GOING TO
BE A BOY. STOP.
mingi
you're wrong~~
me
no i'm fucking right ya
wanna know how i know
because i'm right handed
which means i'm always
right
mingi
so am i dummy
me
WELL SHUT UP I SAID
IT FIRST FINDERS
KEEPERS LOSERS
WEEPERS
san
mingi and yuna sitting
in a tree k i s s i n g
yunho
AAAHHHHH I CANT IM
SO HAPPY RN WTF
me
don't go outside if you're
smiling like a crazy person
because if the wind blows
on your face you'll be stuck
like that and people will
think you're a crazy person
jongho
wait what?
me
it's true and then he won't
be able to talk until he finds
the man who can fix it
seonghwa
wait what are you talking
about
me
well, really it only happens
to people when they're
pulling an ugly or gross
face. if the wind blows on
their face while they're
making the face they'll be
stuck like that until they
find the guy who can fix it
and he's grumpy and old
and mean
san
oh so hongjoong hyung
hongjoong
get your ass in my room
san
no i'm sorry inbnsbbal
wooyoung
you'll be in my prayers
tonight sannie
yeosang
you'll be missed
seonghwa
anyways where did you
hear this story yuna
me
the wishing chair
collection? by enid blyton?
don't you read?
jongho
ngl not really tbh
mingi
what're you reading now?
me
well i'm kind of switching
between magician by
raymond e. feist and tales
of horror by h.p lovecraft
me
spooky stuff i love it
seonghwa
you are honestly one of
the strangest people i've
ever met
me
WHAT BECAUSE I READ?
seonghwa
no just because you are
wooyoung
hyung is right you're a
little kooky but we love you
nonetheless
yeosang
woah there woo that's a
big word you deserve a
gold star for that one
wooyoung
WHY ARE YOU BEING
SO MEAN TO ME
TODAY WTF SANGIE
yeosang
dunno i woke up and chose
violence today ig
wooyoung
valid
me
okay i bathed cho
yunho
that quickly?
yeosang
while you were texting us?
i don't believe it
me
yeah i just filled the tub
a little put him in and
he was happy to roll
around in the water and
whatnot
me
barely made a mess
me
I LOVE THIS DOG SO
MUCH
yunho
:))
me
cho not you
yunho
:((
me
anyways
jongho
?
jongho
was there something
else you were gonna
say or no
me
no
me
i think i might take a nap
mingi
that's what i was going to
ask
mingi
how have you slept the
pats three days
me
well i was up all wednesday
night but you know that
already
me
but thursday and last night
i slept like a baby
me
maybe because of cho or
maybe because i got to
see you guys
me
who knows
yunho
who tf cares? you're
sleeping better that's all
that matters
seonghwa
and how have you been
eating do i need to come
live with you and make
you three proper meals
avery day with snacks
yeosang
why do you always
mention snacks
seonghwa
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW
THAT SNACKS ARE VERY
IMPORTANT KANG
YEOSANG IN FACT THEY
ARE A VERY IMPORTANT
FOURTH MEAL OF THE
DAY
yeosang
sir yes ma'am
seonghwa
DONT YOU GET
SARCASTIC WITH ME
seonghwa
HONGJOONG
hongjoong
yeosang come to my room
yeosang
WHAT DID I DO
hongjoong
idk but your mother said
so let's go
me
oop yeo's in trouble
wooyoung
YEAH BUT WHY
wooyoung
ITS JUST ME LEFT AND
IM SCARED
jongho
keep quiet and you'll be
fine
wooyoung
OKAY
me
is hongjoong really that
scary
seonghwa
you wanna find out or
do you wanna tell me how
you've been eating
me
i'm eating well
seonghwa
proper food? not fast
food and take away
right you're eating real
food
me
yes i've been cooking
for myself and i haven't
made a single cupcake
or cried
yunho
OMG WE SHOULD
THROW YOU A
PARTY IM SO HAPPY
mingi
that's good to hear yuna
jongho
let us know if you need
anything
seonghwa
yeah and if you need a
hug or a nice long
cuddle while you're
snuggled up in blankets
watching a nice movie
you know where we live
hongjoong
very specific but he's
right
hongjoong
our door is always
open for you
me
well you should close it
sometimes
mingi
it's an expression yuna
me
you might get strangers
jongho
okay but he wasn't being
literal
me
or wind
me
or owls
seonghwa
bub
seonghwa
my love
seonghwa
he's not being serious
it's not literally open all
the time
me
maybe random dogs
me
if you lived in danbi's
building you might get
snakes
seonghwa
okay that's enough yuna
go back to bed
me
sir yes ma'am
seonghwa
thank you
san
OH BUT SHE CAN SAY
IT???????
yeosang
pussy privilege
wooyoung
couldn't have said it
better myself
seonghwa
hongjoong
hongjoong
get your asses to my
room right now