stan oneus to have clear skin 🤩🤩 they're so unappreciated I cant
< a bunch of idiots ! >
taehyun: is anyone online
soobin: omg taehyun texted first??????
taehyun: what am I not allowed to 🙄
yeonjun: yes
kai: hAS ANYONE SEEN BEOMGYU 😭😭???
yeonjun: why do u have a problem
kai: NO BUT I'M BORED I WANT DOMEON O TTO TALK TO
taehyun: wow we don't exist 😔
soobin: I'm heartbroken
soobin: I thought we were dating
yeonjun: no 😋
soobin: oh stfu and go back to beomgyu
yeonjun: I only need yiu 😍😍😍
kai: shut up both of you 😠
soobin: WOW 😭😭😭😭😭😭
taehyun: OMG KAI LET'S BE BESTIES I LOVEYOU
kai: WHWHERES ????? BEOMGYU ????? 😭😭
beomgyu: ohmy jesus calm down im here
kai: OH
taehyun: hello
yeonjun: bye
taehyun: bitch I wasn't talking to u stfu 😠
yeonjun: SOOBIN LET'S HANG OUT INSTEAD THEY ALL SUCK
soobin: first time kai has disrespected someone wow I'm heartbroken let's get bread instead 😔💔💔
taehyun: oh stop being so dramatic will you
beomgyu: anyway kai HELLO WHTA DO U NEED
yeonjun: LMAOAOOAOAMDOELJDLDKDND LLLLLLLLL @taehyun U GOT OGNORED😂😂👋
soobin: DESERVED
taehyun: can I come with you guys and get bread too
soobin: no fuck off
taehyun: oh whatever I don't wanna hang out with a bunch of ugly ass titans anyway 😒
yeonjun: not our fault ure fucking short 🙄
taehyun: 🔪??
kai: yeonjun and soobin hyunng go hang out ok shoo
kai: ANYWAY JI BEOMHRYU
kai: CAN WWE TLAJ IM BORED
beomgyu: you see um
beomgyu: I'm outside
<beomgyu has went offline>
kai: WHAT 😭😭
taehyun: I 💀
kai: WHTA DID I DO WRONGBIMSORRYY????? M, 😭😭😭
kai: CUM BACK 😭😭
taehyun: KAI WHAT ????
kai: sorry autocorrect
taehyun: How does it turn COME TO CUM???
kai: IT JUST DIES IDK
taehyun: DIES?????
kai: TOES
taehyun: what
kai: DOES**
taehyun: I'm screenshotting thus
kai: 😔😔
soobin: well bad thing is that kai is no longer innocent
yeonjun: he still looks cute
yeonjun: not cuter than u ofc 😍😍
soobin: ok
taehyun: go get a room will you
yeonjun: I'm poor
kai: @beomgyu
kai: @beomgyu
taehyun: stop spamming him
kai: BUT??? 😭😭
soobin: omg just talk to us
kai: ok first I don't wanna disturb ur date with yeonjun second
taehyun: ???
yeonjun: yes don't disturb our date and continue
soobin: ITS NOT A DATE??
yeonjun: oh come on just admit it 🤩🤩
soobin: 🖕
taehyun: FOR THE LAST TIME GET A ROOM
yeonjun: look if ure so rich buy us a room then 😠😠
taehyun: GLADLY
soobin: money pls 🤲🤲🤲🤲
taehyun: I take it back u can go flirt in dms
taehyun: anyway @kai continue
kai: there's no second meaning
kai: WHERE'S BEOMGYU 😭
yeonjun: dead
soobin: oh no do we have to help him do a funeral
taehyun: shut up will yall
soobin: why are the 2 youngest people here telling us the 2 oldest here to shut up its not fair
soobin: it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair
taehyun: jesus it was just a shut up
yeonjun: calm down mikan
soobin: danganronpa yes 🤩🤩
<beomgyu is online>
beomgyu: wow just backread yall are annoying as fuck
beomgyu: shit I'm not doing my job right
beomgyu: anyway
kai: OMG BEOMGYU HELLOO PLEAS CAN WE HANG OUT
taehyun: beomgyu we can hang out
kai: OLLLELELALLSLSLSLSLDLS ME BEG
beomgyu: who the hell is beomgyu????
beomgyu: yall got the wrong name and this guy got simps omg
yeonjun: wdym wrong name??
soobin: why is he adopted is his real name not beomgyu
beomgyu: HE TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS LUNA??? (listen to luna by oneus for clear skin)
taehyun: ok one thing for sure ure definitely not beomgyu and the second thing is that ure quite stupid
beomgyu: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
kai: HWO ARE YOU AND WHTA DID YOU DO TO BEOMGYU YOU PIECE OF MOTHERVUKCER
kai: SORRY WRONG WORD I MEAN SHIT 😠
yeonjun: kai u don't have to say sorry wtf
soobin: is he ok??
beomgyu: I'm fine thank you and I kidnapped luna
beomgyu: I mean beomgyu whatever such a bad name wtf
yeonjun: this kidnapper pretty fun to talk to ngl wanna be friends🤩🤩
taehyun: yeohjun are you stupid or crazy or both
yeonjun: smart
soobin: that's a lie
beomgyu: why is yeonjuns contact name called "annoying titan rat"?
soobin: didn't u kidnap beomgyu go ask him wtf
yeonjun: THAT'S OFFENSIVE 😠😠
taehyun: but true
beomgyu: what's wrong with u guys ur friend just got kidnapped and ure insulting each other
soobin: sorry about them they're kind of weird but anyway what do you even want and hey are you texting us instead of his parents
kai: GUYS STOP NO I WASN'T ASKING HOW ARE YOU I SAID WHO ARE YPY
beomgyu: to answer "tall titan" it's because his parents said "stop joking I'm not giving u money u have enough" and left my messages on read after they sent that message and to answer apparently "kai is adorable" I am a kidnapper and will not be telling you my name
kai: I FEEL SPECIAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭
soobin: tall titan??
yeonjun: THAT'S FAVOURITSM AND IT'S AT LEAST BETTER THAN "ANNOYING TITAN RAT"???
taehyun: what's my contact name called
beomgyu: "hskdhodjdodkdicokdk"
taehyun: wtf???? wow
yeonjun: PFFF DESERVED
soobin: guys stop
soobin: someone got kidnapped
beomgyu: took u long enough to realise
beomgyu: I demand at least one million dollars right this instant or else your beomgyu friend is going to diedjdohfoejfkfmg
beomgyu: bitch did not just say I worth only one million dollars bye at least give him one billion 😠😠
soobin: bro ure hands aren't even tied together why aren't u escaping
beomgyu: oh idk because my legs are tied to the chair and the chair is somehow stuck in the floor?????
yeonjun: ppls kys we don't have one billion dollars go die
beomgyu: I'm fucking back and WHATS WRONG WITH U UD RATHER LET UR FRIEND DIE?? also one billion dollars pls
soobin: he shouts probably 24/7 and annoy us everyday
beomgyu: oh
kai: STOP BEOMGYU IS OBVIOUSLY WORTH KORE THAN ONE BILLION
taehyun: kai ily but wtf ru doing stop increasing the budget he already turned one million dollars to one billion???
yeonjun: therefore we should let him die
beomgyu: look give me the money alreafy
beomgyu: oh the address is <address> btw come when uve decided to save ur oddly handsome but sounds fucking annoying friend
yeonjun: bold of you to assume that we would actually save him
kai: look here you piece of shit garbage ugly ass beomgyu kidnapper you better let him go or ill cut your throat in half + pull all your head out whne ure alive + pour boiling oil in ur nasty mouth + pull your teeth out + cut your tongue off + push your nails in your flesh + cut your ears off + cut off ur dick + stick it on ur hideous face so u look like a failed unicorn + carve "I'm a fucking mistake" on both of ur legs with a knife + poke your eyeballs out + squish them + feed you the juice of ur eyeballs + stab you 273 times until all ur blood comes out + blend ur remainings (organs and bones) then feed it to a wild boar and since I already have ur address u better watch out bitch and yes this is a threat
taehyun: wow I'm impressed
soobin: remind me to never mess with him
yeonjun: me too
beomgyu: on second thought ill free him I don't want him I'm sorry please forgive me ill never approach u guys ever again and pls leave my penis out of this
beomgyu: where do I drop him off
yeonjun: please dont
soobin: choi yeonjun shut the fuck up
yeonjun: yes sir
kai: at my house
beomgyu: where's ur house
kai: since ure such a professional kidnapper teach down my address then
beomgyu: yyyyess sir
taehyun: wow is it just me or kai is scary when he's mad
soobin: well no shit holics
yeonjun: sherlock**
soobin: OH
beomgyu: omg it was so stanky there wtf I wanted to puke
beomgyu: ANYWAY KAI ILY YES I AM WORTH MORE THAN ONE BILLION TYYYY 🤩🤩🤩🤩
taehyun: wow the first thing be gets his phone back is saying he's worth more than one billion
kai: is he wrong tho??
taehyun: no
soobin: yesnt
beomgyu: no.
yeonjun: yes.
soobin: omg were stupid
taehyun: ure*
yeonjun: whta
soobin: why didn't we call the police ??
taehyun: omg were actually stupid
kai: well beomgyus back here anyway so it's fine
kai: ok @beomgyu let's meet up at my house and talk😋😋😋
beomgyu: OK COMING
yeonjun: he's just gonna pretend as if nothing happened today
soobin: you said the kidnapper was fun to talk to shit the fuck up yeonjun u don't get to talk
taehyun: SHIT THE FUCK UP 💀💀💀💀💀
soobin: its a fucking mistake 😠😠
taehyun: like ur whole face
yeonjun: hey back off u tiny short bitch 😠
taehyun: I'm 👌 this close to slapping u to mars
soobin: it's touching
yeonjun: if u look closer its not do u need glasses
taehyun : ok shut the fuck up both of you and go to sleep
soobin: ITS FIVE IN THE AFTERNOON WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE BABIES??? 😠
taehyun: your personality yes ure annoying and stupid
yeonjun: even if we were babies we would still be taller than you
taehyun: omw to beat ur crusty ankles up
soobin: time to get my hourly bread!
yeonjun: wAIT NO IM SORRY
anyway once again stan oneus 🤩🤩