This feels like Chaos.
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POV: Lumine
Y/n: "Babe let. me. go." You must be wondering why Y/n is currently glaring at the horizon, trying to continue his murderous march towards the boats.
Zhongli: "No. I cannot condone your violent intentions! Not if it involves another Archon, besides that drunk bard." Or why Zhongli is despesperatly holding him back.
Y/n: "She tried to kill Lumine!" Oh yeah I told them about my time in Inazuma, apparently Ei was made aware of my journey, yet chose to not tell her puppet, leading to this.
Zhongli: "Good point. Be back tomorrow, have fun." Yeah Y/n can be scary and that's coming from me, I mean he just intimidated the Geo Archon into submission.
Y/n: "Great! See ya by morning babe :3" How did he manage to say :3??? But I love Zhongli's positive reinforcement!
Anyways me and Paimon are currently standing beside the two, dumbfound at this conversation.
Lumine: "What do you mean 'be back by morning', it'll take you like two days by boat in itself right?" Why is he looking at me with this pitifull expression?
Y/n: "Right I haven't told you yet. Turns out I can enter my rifts and exit them wherever I want, I just need to know the place. So just tell me the next time you need to go to Inazuma, I'l be happy to shorten your journey. Anyways bye." With a little salute he just fell backwards, revealing a rift behind him.
Lumine: "Damit Y/n! Stop dropping these facts on me while you leave!"
Paimon: "How about we check in with Ningguang? Didn't she invite us to some kind of announcement? *Also Paimon thinks all this anger is bad for your heart*." I'll just pretend to have overheard that.
Lumine: "Fiineee, let's go now. Have a nice day Zhongli!"
Zhongli: "Indeed, a good day to you too traveler. Should Y/n return prematurely let him know that I'll be visiting Xiao." Geez what I'd give to have such a nice partner too, I mean we never know if Y/n is coming back right? A girl can only dream I guess, after all this is Y/n I'm talking about. He'll crawl out of his own grave just to spite me, best friend stuff and all that.
~Meanwhile in Inazuma~
Y/n: "And then I'll arrive at the Tenshukaku? Great, thank you!"
Yoimiya: "Yes yes, i gotta go back to my own Y/n story, Bye!" Strange woman.
Deciding to not question her I made my way to this Tenshukaku place that Lumine talked about, speaking off...I think I'm going to buy one of those cameras first.
Having done just that I was met with another dump fact. I was able to enter the Tenshukaku with no problem, like the guards straight up ignored my presence. It's like everyone here is a NPC warning the player about the Domain in the back or something. Anyways me being me meant maximum drama while I entered.
*Crash*
Yes those were the doors, yes I nearly hit the Electro Archon herself with one of those, but I don't care right now. Anyways I just walked in, my rage for her finally returning.
Y/n: "YOU! You're the Electro Archon right? Or are you the Puppet? If you're the pupett than show me the real one right now!"
Raiden Shogun: "Mph if you know of the arrangement than I shall not stall you." As if I'd let some stupid Puppet stall me... where the f am I now?
No really where am I? Dubán, any ideas?
[Dubán: "Ah so you do remember my existence! And no can't help you with that, maybe ask the literally floating Archon to your right?!"]
Well someone's sassy today.
Looking to my right there was, in fact, floating a carbon copy of that puppet, but I guess that should be expected. Man I feel dumb now.
[Dubán: "Good, because you are."]
Whaaa, why am I being bullied right now?
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Ei: "Who dared to interrupt my meditaion."
Y/n: "Well I wonder who that could've possibly been...it was Lumine."
Ei: "How dare she!"
(Memes aside)
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Ei: "Who dared to interrupt my meditaion." She's meditating all day? And I thought Zhongli's hobbies were boring.
Y/n: "I do! Lumine told me all about her time here and I just had to meet you in person! I even brought a gift for you!"
Ei: "I...what? You mortals keep surprising me, but go ahead, show me this...present." Wow she really is oblivious huh?"
I kept me 'friendly' smile on while walking towards here, apparently she realized her mistake a tad bit to late tho.
Ei: "I'd appreciate if you would please step back no-ugh!" Yep, gotta love the sound they do when I gut punch em. Now I just need a photo of her on the ground holding her gut.
I decided to get on one knee beside her, grabbed he by the hair and whispered in her ear.
Y/n: "Now listen to me real close. If I hear another story from Lumine in which you tried to cut her open we'll have a serious problem and by problems I mean the kind where icicle will grow up your ass until the've reached your heart, Understood?" Ah yes this terrefied expression is all I need.
*Clip*
Y/n: "Sorry about this whole scary talk, but I promised Lumine a picture. Anyways I'm supposed to give you my boyfriends kind regards, don't know why tho'." Pfft now she literally looks like a confused, kicked puppy.
Ei: "Who?" Oh yeah she doesn't know about that whole ex-Archon boyfriend thing.
Y/n: "Oh yeah, Morax!" Aww now she just looks traumatized, just like Barbatos when I told him, guess Zhongli was a menace himself huh?
Ei: "I see. Please leave now, I have....much to think about." Man when they give up its no fun anymore.
Y/n: "Will do, oh and by the way, I think that black feathered girl likes you, bye!" Guess I'll drop this bomb before I leave again.
With that done I walked backwards through my portal, little did she know that I can now pester her whenever I want, I know of this place now after all. Hehehe
Ei: "What the fuck just happened, and what the fuck Morax?!"
~Back in Liyue~
Paimon: "Woah Shenhe is freezing the Tsunami solid! She's really powerful!" I wanted to give a snide remark but a glowing portal to me left stopped me.
Lumine: "Wait Y/n? I though you'd return tomorrow? Well the more the merrier right?" Why is he looking around horrified? Wait I know that deadpanned expression, don't you dare.
Y/n: "Honestly? What the fuck Lumine?! I've been gone for less than a day and you go and summon Osial 2.0?! You no what? No." What does he mean 'no'
Lumine: "What do you mean no?! I could really use your help!" Wait...why is he walking backwards? Please don't tell me..
Y/n: "There is only so much bullshit I can endure. Have fun with that Osial knockoff though!"
And he walked back through the portal. Great, just great.
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A/n
Yeah you won't get more for the Beisht arc than this.
Kinda sad cuz 90% of this Chapter is about Y/n where he isn't supposed to be.