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By p0tiZN0

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Hi :) The first one shot book got to 110 chapters so I'm making a new one<3 These are mostly karlity oneshots... More

My girlfriends brother (karlity)
My girlfriends brother 2 (karlity)
Beach boy (karlity)
Thunderstorm (karlity)
Bible camp (karlity)πŸ’ β™»οΈ
Babysitter (karlity)♻️
Babysitter 2 (karlity)♻️
Babysitter 3 (karlity)♻️
The ghost 1(karlity)πŸ’ 
Meeting the parents..or mom (karlity)πŸ’ 
The ghost 2(karlity)πŸ’ 
Pool cleaner (karlity)πŸ’ β™»οΈ
Halloween party (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Halloween party 2 (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Halloween party 3 (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Coming home Drunk (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±?
This is definitely a straight text conversation (karlity)πŸ’ 
Jealous (karlity)πŸ’ 
Late shift 1(karlity)πŸ”±
Late shift 2(karlity)πŸ”±
But we're "Best friends" 1 (karlity)♻️
But we're "Best friends" 2 (karlity)♻️
Outed (karlity)πŸ’ πŸƒ
A pretty straight confession[REAL] (karlity)πŸ’ 
Sequel to the last oneshot who's title im to lazy to write (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Party rockers in the house tonight (karlity)πŸ’ 
Crying on the Bathroom floor (karlity)πŸ’ πŸƒ
Manhandaling a femboy? (Karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
(Updated) In The supply closet (karlity)♻️
Drunken bar fight (karlity)♻️
Drunken bar fight 2(karlity)♻️
Drunken bar fight 3 (karlity)πŸ’ 
Pool cleaner 2 (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Pool cleaner 3 (karlity) πŸ’ πŸ”±
The bet (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
The bet 2(karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
An "old flame" (karlity)♻️
You could have "anyone" πŸ’ β™»οΈ (karlity)
Oh no my car broke down?!? (Karlity)πŸ’ 
You could have "anyone" 2 (karlity) πŸ’ 
Over the phone 1 (karlity) ♻️
Over the phone 2 (karlity) ♻️
Strip club (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Cigarettes but no sex (karlity)πŸ’ πŸƒ
Slow cooker (karlity) πŸ’ ?
"Is jerking off to your bsf normal?" (Karlity)β™»οΈπŸ’ 
Feminine (karlity) πŸ’ πŸƒ
The guy next door (karlity) πŸ’ ?
Over the phone 3 (karlity) πŸ’ 
Family friend (karlity)♻️
Family friend 2 (karlity)♻️
Dilf karl? (Karlity)♻️
Dilf karl? 2(Karlity)♻️
Masochism in the gym omg (karlity)♻️
An Awkward coming out (karlity)πŸ’ 
Cheating (karlity)πŸ’ πŸ”±
Movie theater (karlity)πŸ’ πŸƒ
Messed up (KxC,karlity?) πŸƒ
Important (karlity) β™»οΈπŸ’ 
Hide and seek (karlity) πŸ”±
Highschool reunionπŸ’  (karlity)
Highschool reuinion 2 (karlity)πŸ’ 
Rival schools (karlity)♻️
Rival schools 2 (karlity)♻️
Rival schools 3 (karlity) πŸ’ 
Rival schools 4 (karlity)πŸ’ 
a Cold night (karlity) πŸ’ 
First time (karlity) ♻️
First time 2 (karlity)♻️
Gay chicken (karlity) ♻️
Gay chicken 2 (karlity) ♻️
Dream discord mod arc (dn..f)πŸ’ 
Rival school 5 (karlity) πŸ’ πŸ”±?
Drunk karl (karlity) πŸ’ 
Humiliated in a not hot way (karlity)πŸƒ
Jealous (karlity) πŸ’ 
Power outage 2 (karlity) β™»οΈπŸ’ 
Power outage 3 (karlity) β™»οΈπŸ’ 
Gender envy (karlity)πŸƒπŸ’ 
In his boyfriends bed (karlity)πŸ’ 
Sick (karlity)πŸ”±
Spin the bottle! (karlity) ♻️
Spin the bottle! 2 (karlity) ♻️
Spin the bottle! 3 (karlity) ♻️
Handy pizza (karlity)♻️?πŸ”±?
Handy pizza 2(karlity)♻️?πŸ”±?
Going through his phone (karlity)πŸ’ 
Going through his phone 2(karlity)πŸ’ 
Staying up late (karlity)πŸ’ 
Going through HIS phone 3 (karlity)πŸ’ 
Extra curriculum (karlity) πŸ’ 
Horny (karlity) πŸ”±
Camp counselors (karlity) ♻️
Camp counselors 2 (karlity) ♻️
Camp counselors 3 (karlity) ♻️
Hotel room (karlity) πŸ’ 
Crush (karlity) πŸ’ 
Commitment (karlity) πŸ’ 
NEW KARLITY ONESHOT BOOK [IMPORTANT⁉️]

Power outage (karlity) β™»οΈπŸ’ 

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By p0tiZN0

Karl x Quackity
Smut♻️/ fluff💠
Song: all I need - Lloyd
Sorry for no upload yesterday,being the coolest person on earth isn't always the easiest

Karl was in his dorm room on his bed.
He was eating microwave ramen while scrolling on his phone.
"Hey loser"
Karl looked up at his roommate,as well best friend Quackity.
Karl chuckled as he came in.
Karl:"hey Quackity"
Quackity:"cmon,eat up"
He said as he sat down infront of him with a pizza box.

Pepperoni,Karl's favorite.
Karl:"that's a lot-?"
Quackity:"you've been eating nothing but uncooked ramen for the last week,eat"
Karl sighed and put his phone down.
He picked a slice and they started eating.
Karl:"you know,if you keep buying pizza we don't need a mini fridge"
Quackity:"hey,the mini fridge is for drinks,tell me it isn't the most useful thing ever!"
Karl laughed.

Karl:"it is pretty cool.."
He looked at him before he got two drinks out of the magical mini fridge.
One 7up and one monster ultra.
He hands the 7up to Quackity.
He opened his drink and laid back.
Quackity:"hey hey hey get up"
Karl:"I'm tired.."
Quackity:"no your not,you still have to finish your half of the pizza"
Karl groaned and sat up again.
He started eating again.

Karl:"I'm not even hungry.."
Quackity:"Karl if you keep eating dry ramen 4 times a day your going to dig yourself into an early grave"
Karl:"ugh..who cares.."
Quackity looked at him.
Quackity:"I care."
Karl:"I was joking..."
Quackity rolled his eyes.
Quackity:"mmhhhhhh,so good!~"
He teased as he ate his pizza.
Karl:"stop,I'm eating already"
Quackity:"good,because I decided that I'm gonna be in charge of the food from now on"
Karl:"In charge?? What do you mean?"

Quackity:"im gonna do the shopping,I'm making or getting lunch and dinner,that way you'll be full,and healthy"
Karl:"I am healthy!"
Quackity:"you eat ramen,Diet Coke and Monster every single day,your barley surviving,and only one of them are foods?!"
Karl:"your over exaggerating.."
Quackity:"no I'm not"
Karl put the pizza down and laid back.
Karl:"done"

Quackity:"good boy"
Karl:"stop that..."
Quackity:"stop that why? It's so funny to me-"
Quackity laughed.
Karl:"yea I can tell"
Quackity:"good"
Quackity smiled.
Quackity:"that reminds me!"
He said before he stood up and went to his bed.
Karl followed him,Quackity crouched down to one of his cabinets and started looking for something.

Karl:"what is it?"
Quackity:"i-!"
The lights went out.
Karl:"what the-?"
Everything was dark,karl felt his way to the door and flipped the light switch.
Nothing.
Quackity:"why are the lights out?"
Karl:"I don't know.."
He kept on switching them.
Quackity:"stop,your gonna get electrocuted"
Karl:"shut up"

Quackity:"I think I found it!"
Karl went back over to him.
Quackity:"I know you can't see it but it's a present.."
Karl:"present?!"
Quackity:"y-yea um...cause you know..
your birthdays soon"
Karl:"my birthdays in like,two months..?"
Quackity:"I know I know..but I had this and I thought you'd might like it"
Karl:"well give it here!"
He said before trying to get the present.
Quackity:"n-no- wait till the lights are soll back on-?!"

Karl:"please!?"
Quackity held the present away from him,but Karl got it.
He ran around the room laughing as Quackity tried to chase him while not breaking his neck.
Quackity:"stop your gonna get hurt!"
Quackity groaned as he grabbed him,karl fell back onto his bed with Quackity on top of him.
He was pinning his hands above his head.
Quackity:"Jesus..why are you so greedy?!"
Karl blushe,even tho you could barley see anything,he still saw that one look on Quackitys face.

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