So there won't be any pictures here for a multitude of reasons but u can read this book on ao3 under my same username and that version has all the pictures uwu ♡
And honestly if I see any comments like "where are the pictures?" "There aren't any pictures!1!" I'm gunna go ape shit cuz I hate people who don't read these notes
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Hoseok created the chat Nudes Roulette
Hoseok added Seokjin to the chat
Hoseok added Taehyung to the chat
Hoseok added Jimin to the chat
Hoseok added Jungkook to the chat
Hoseok added Nyamjewn to the chat
Hoseok added Yoongi to the chat
Hoseok changed his name to Hobi
Hobi: hey guys
Hobi: and my little Nyammie ♡♡♡
Hobi: let's play!
Seokjin: it's not 7:00 yet tho
Jimin: oh hey nudes time already?
Seokjin: not for 3 more minutes, technically.
Hobi: Jin don't be a hard dick up someone's ass
Hobi: we only get one hour to play so I want every second to count. I need 100 points
Seokjin: I'll be a hard dick up UR ass
Hobi: lmao cute. We all know I top
Seokjin: no one has given me the chance to top! I can do u! Y'all just suck
Jungkook: hey everyone
Jimin: Jungkookie!
Hobi: what's up Kook?
Jungkook: omg Mr. Min is here
Hobi: yeah boi it finna get spicy up in dis bitch
Hobi: everyone conspire to get Yoongi naked as soon as possible
Jimin: deal
Seokjin: But we promised to play fairly remember?
Taehyung: plus if we cheat, we lose our chance to get to 100 points and get whatever we want
Jimin: yeah Hobi jeez, smh
Hobi: bruh-
Nyamjewn: Why is my name the only one that's fucked up????
Hobi: omg its Nyamnyam everyone stay cool
Hobi: what's up boo?
Nyamjewn: Change my name asshole
Hobi: Fine
Hobi has changed Nyamjewn's name to Nyammie
Nyammie: Not what I fucking meant
Hobi: what should I call you? You t'wasn't pacific
Hobi: Nyamjewn
Hobi: Nyammie
Hobi: Nyamjun
Hobi: my little Nyamnyam
Nyammie: Stop
Hobi: thighs
Hobi: Jewnie
Hobi: Joonbug
Hobi: everyone's favorite sub
Seokjin: how many of those do you have?
Hobi: Joonie boy
Hobi: Nyambug
Nyammie: No
Hobi: Namcakes
Hobi: Nyam-jewnii boi
Jimin: how r u coming up with these so fast-
Hobi: or we can be basic
Hobi: sweetheart
Hobi: love
Hobi: Baby
Hobi: babe
Taehyung: I-
Taehyung: are we interrupting you two?
Nyammie: Enough!!
Hobi: sugar
Hobi: my little cupcake
Hobi: a whole ass meal with a snacc on the side
Nyammie: Change it to my real name or I'll shove my foot up your ass
Hobi: 🥰🥰🥰
Nyammie: Change it to my real name or I'll punch u
Hobi: 🥺
Hobi has changed Nyammie to Namjoon
Hobi: happy? Now that you've shattered my happiness
Namjoon: I'm ecstatic.
Taehyung: well it's almost 7, where's Yoongi?
Jungkook: I hope he shows up
Jimin: me too
Seokjin: same. Even though he's fucked me I still get excited at the idea of seeing him shirtless
Hobi: omg Jin
Hobi: I just realized
Hobi: Yoongi fucked u
Seokjin: you literally WATCHED it happen????
Hobi: YEAH BUT I MEAN LIKE
Hobi: HE TOOK YOUR VIRGINITY
Hobi: it just clicked for me
Yoongi: I said I would.
Hobi: asdfrgshjshdudjddysk Mr. Min hello there, quaint weather innit. We were just talking about...taxes
Taehyung: Yoongi be like "two down, four to go" lmao
Seokjin: it's 7:00!
Yoongi: okay class is officially on now. Does everyone remember the rules?
Hobi: yes
Jimin: yas
Seokjin: yus
Jungkook: yep
Taehyung: yeh
Namjoon: Yes.
Yoongi: I will be the first host. Remember if you don't want to admit anything or show anything then say so and you'll be excused
Hobi: I pick number 5!
Seokjin: are we staring already??
Jimin: 3!
Taehyung: 6!
Seokjin: u cheating fucking fucks!!
Seokjin: 1
Jungkook: 2
Namjoon: 4
Yoongi: the number was 5
Hobi: BOOM BITCHES!
Taehyung: show us your abs Hobi!
Hobi: can I just straight up send my dick?
Jimin: I mean...
Seokjin: u know the whole point of the game is to try and avoid that, that's why we need to start by sending a shirtless picture and slowly remove one piece of clothing at a time, first person naked loses basically
Hobi: yeah but I want Nyammie to see my dick now uwu
Namjoon has left the chat
Hobi: alright fine! I'll just send a shirtless picture
Hobi has added Namjoon to the chat
Hobi: jeez
Hobi: y'all stinki
Hobi: and I'll make it up to u Nyammie boo
Hobi has made Namjoon Admin of the chat
Hobi: uwu
Namjoon has permanently banned Hobi from the chat
Jimin: SKSKSKKSK IM SCREAMING
Seokjin: NAMJOON
Taehyung: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoongi: add him back sub. Or you'll be kicked out of the game
Namjoon: ugh fine
Namjoon has unbanned Hobi
Namjoon has added Hobi to the chat
Hobi: AAAAHHHHH I can finally breathe again
Jungkook: were you seriously holding your breath while u was banned?
Taehyung: show is your picture already Hobi!
Hobi: alright damn slut chill jeez
Hobi: ur worse than Jin
Seokjin: bitch the fuck?!
Hobi has sent an attachment
Hobi: I will be taking all of ur OwO's at the end of the game thanks
Seokjin: OwO
Hobi: you're on thin fucking ice slut
Taehyung: can I just wash my laundry on those abs?
Jungkook: Wow Hobi
Hobi: Thank u thank u I'm perfect I know
Hobi: Nyamjewnie! any thoughts? uwu
Namjoon: Why is your arm a completely different shade from your face?
Hobi: dammit Namjoon
Yoongi: okay Hoseok now has 11 points
Hobi: yes halfway there
Taehyung: that's...not...
Seokjin: shhh nobody tell him. He's happy
Yoongi: the other two numbers I was thinking of were 1 and 3, so Seokjin and Jimin you two have to do something together. If you don't want to do what the group decided then you can either admit a kink and still get points or you don't have to do either if you don't want to.
Hobi: asdfghjkl okay what is the limits for the dares?
Yoongi: nothing illegal
Taehyung: that's it?
Yoongi: if it's too weird or gross people will just say no, so it's in your best interest to say nothing too far or we'll get nothing done in this game
Namjoon: Can I dare Hoseok to stop being annoying?
Hobi: aww my lil Nyamjewn! so cute!
Namjoon: Fucking die
Hobi: all I heard was fuck 🤪🔞👉👌💧
Jungkook: I have an idea
Seokjin: let us hear it Kook
Jungkook: u could each share an embarrassing story and the better it is the more points you get
Seokjin: ummm.. well.. one time when I was younger was sleeping over a friend's house and I was just in my cartoon boxers and my friend's girlfriend came over and saw them
Jimin: oh god
Jimin: oh no
Jimin: where do I begin?
Jimin: one time I really had to use the bathroom
Jimin: like REALLY had to
Jimin: and finally I was able to go so I ran to the stall
Jimin: and dropped my pants
Jimin: and almost sat on someone's lap
Hobi: JIMIN HAHAHAHA
Jimin: and then there was a time I was at the park
Jungkook: Wait, u only have to share one story-
Jimin: and this lady was like "whoever wants ice cream come over here"
Seokjin: did you get kidnapped?
Jimin: worse, I went over there and the lady was like "who r u?" and it took me a moment to realize she was having a family picnic and all the people around her was her family
Taehyung: omg Jimin
Jimin: anD THEN
Jungkook: Wait- what is he doing??
Jimin: there was that time i was at the water park and I was there for hours just living my best life and then finally this lady came up to me and was like "um.. your suit is ripped dear" and i checked and my whole ass crack was showing, I died
Hobi: JIMIN I'M SCREAMING
Jimin: and then at my school prom I was so scared someone was gunna challenge me to a dance battle, that when my date approached me with punch I panicked and threw up on him
Jungkook: Jimin-
Jimin: and then there was the time I was applying for a job and the boss asked me "how's your grammar" and I said "she's fine"
Jimin: then at summer camp I was on a hiking trial with some people from the same cabin and one of them was blind and he was searching for his bunk mate and I answered him "what does he look like"
Seokjin: someone stop him omfg
Jimin: in third grade my teacher wore a low-cut shirt and bent over and I saw her boobs and I pointed to the and said my mom's were bigger
Hobi: I'm gone, I've died. Goodbye everyone
Jimin: just last week I was trying to open a tub of ice cream and I was so impatient I yanked on it with all my might and punched myself in the face
Taehyung: Jimin p l e a s e-
Jimin: yesterday I struggled for sixteen minutes to pull open a push door and when I finally figured it out I heard applause behind me and when I turned around there was a line of people who just watched me struggled the entire time
Seokjin: Jimin for the love of God I can't breATHE-
Jimin: and last year when I was applying for a different job I sent an email with my resume and they replied with "Jim" and I was so upset I called them out on it with a huge ass rant they replied again saying to check my first email and it turned out I had typed my own name wrong on my resume
Namjoon: Dammit, I laughed.
Jimin: I ALSO HAVE AN EMBARRASSING HABIT OF OVERSHARING
Yoongi: we noticed.
Hobi: that's at least twenty points right there
Seokjin: what about my story?!
Hobi: compared to Jimin, your story is like half a point
Seokjin: HEY!
Seokjin: okay fair
Seokjin: make it one point tho
Yoongi: okay, do we all agree Jimin gets 20 points?
Taehyung: I think we all deserve an extra point for going through secondhand embarrassment
Jungkook: Wow 20 points in one move, nice one, Jim
Jimin: haha than-
Jimin: JEON JUNGKOOK
Yoongi: next round Taehyung will be the host, think of a number
Hoseok: Yoongi is playing one more game, I'm so excited!
Seokjin: 3
Jungkook: 1
Namjoon: 6
Yoongi: 2
Jimin: 4
Hobi: 5
Taehyung: first number was 3
Seokjin: and I oop-
Hobi: yesssssss more pictures of my beautiful submissive
Hobi: other than Namjoon
Namjoon: I'm boarding up your doors and windows
Seokjin sent an attachment
Seokjin: WAIT FUCK
Seokjin: WRONG PICTURE
Hobi: SEOKJINNIE I SWEAR ON GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN
Seokjin: STOP
Seokjin: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT ONE DON'T LOOK AT IT
Hobi: saved uwu
Taehyung: omfg Jin that's adorable!
Jimin: awwww what was that for?
Seokjin: my baby nieces bday party last year, it was a unicorn sleepover
Seokjin: I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD UNCLE OKAY DON'T PUNISH ME
Hobi: lmao and he says he can top
Seokjin: I can!
Seokjin: Namjoon tell them I can top if I was given a chance to
Namjoon: ....cute picture
Seokjin: KIM FUCKING NAMJOON
Hobi: ahahahhahahha lil Jinnie poo awwww
Seokjin: fuck all of u but Mr. Min
Seokjin sent an attachment
Seokjin: I meant to send that one you fucks
Hobi: don't care. Only looking at unicorn Jinnie
Seokjin: Hobi stinki >:(
Jungkook: What were the two other numbers Taehyung?
Taehyung: ah right
Taehyung: 2 and 6
Hobi: WHAT!
Hobi: NYAMMIE AND YOONGI????
Hobi: I. AM. LIVING!!
Jimin: ah shit what's the dare?
Hobi: I dare them both to fuck me
Namjoon: Fuck off hobo
Seokjin: HOBO I'M-
Yoongi: stay on track class. We don't have all night
Hobi: fuck fuck fuck he's right. Any more ideas Jungkook?
Jungkook: uh....no...
Jimin: hold on let me think
Namjoon: whatever it is, I'm out
Taehyung: oh come on, at least hear what it is before you quit
Hobi: I don't have any quitter subs
Namjoon: Because I'm not your sub bitch
Jungkook: um... I may have an idea
Seokjin: share it!!!
Jungkook: uh, remember how on our first day of class Namjoon said he was captain of the basketball team? And Yoongi said be used to play basketball? Why don't they have a mini game tomorrow after school? Winner gets to make the loser do whatever they want. Within reason of course.
Namjoon: HA! Deal
Hobi: oh shit! I'm so down for that match
Yoongi: Alright
Taehyung: I literally already know who wins this, js
Jimin: should I wear my cheerleading outfit?
Hobi: yes
Hobi: oh u mean for the match
Seokjin: good idea Kook!
Jungkook: thank u
Yoongi: 3:15 at the gym, sub
Namjoon: It's a date, loser
Hobi: is there sexual tension in here or it is just me being horny over unicorn Jinnie
Seokjin: HOSEOK
Jimin: damn, I'll never look at unicorns the same way again
Jungkook: I'm sorry guys, my mom is calling me, I gotta go!
Hobi: bitch what??? Ignore her!
Jungkook: no thanks, I choose life
Taehyung: does this means the game is over?
Yoongi: I think it's a good stopping point. We'll pick it up next week.
Hobi: nooooooo! Not fair! It hasn't been an hour yet!
Seokjin: I got other homework to finish
Jimin: oh well... bye everyone!
Jimin has left the chat
Taehyung has left the chat
Namjoon has left the chat
Hobi has added Namjoon to the chat
Hobi: hold your horses there buddy
Namjoon: What
Hobi: Remember our deal
Namjoon: How can I forget when u remind me every three seconds?
Seokjin: we've been talking
Namjoon: again?
Hobi: and we decided that the items we wanted to use them in a video on our PornHub channel
Namjoon: WHAT THE FUCK
Namjoon: NO
Namjoon: that wasn't in the deal! And it's entirely non- negotiable!
Hobi: we got so popular after we uploaded the first video (albeit accidentally) but still, the people want more
Seokjin: they would love u Joonie! Come on please? Pretty please? With a hot naked chick on top?
Namjoon: NO
Namjoon has left the chat
Hoseok has added Namjoon to the chat
Hobi: if u just let us record u wearing/using the items for a minute or even just 30 seconds then we'll all forgive u AND we'll stop calling u sub AND we'll do your homework for u
Namjoon: I have a 4.0 GPA, if u losers even come near my homework it would drop to -6
Seokjin: we'll let you fuck us, no condoms
Namjoon: You just want that anyways. I'm STRAIGHT and I DON'T want to fuck u
Jungkook: I tried to talk them out of the idea, Namjoon
Namjoon: Doesn't look like you tried very hard
Jungkook: you're right lol
Hoseok: I'll stop calling u at 3 a.m. every night if u do this
Seokjin: Wait. U do that?
Hobi: yeah sometimes
Jungkook: .....why?
Hobi: to tell him about the crazy dream I just had, duh
Namjoon: Ur dreams r always horny, not crazy
Seokjin: Wait. Namjoon, why do you keep answering him????
Namjoon has left the chat
Hobi: kekekekekeke
Hobi: mission failed
Hobi: we'll get him next time boys
Hobi has left the chat
Seokjin: I mean, it was worth a shot at least
Seokjin has left the chat
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