This was not requested.
I wasn't having fun in school, bc y'know why. I also will try my best to think abt requests and more in the future. 😭
I also only saw original D&B, Golden Apple and Popcorn Edition, but not Stadium Edition, Dimentional Deep End and Stident Crissis (whitch I forgot abt these 2 💀). I'll also add few things that I might forgot. 😍
This is gonna be the longest chapter I've ever written.
I hope you'll enjoy these headcannons.
This shit is been written for months...
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Dave & Bambi
Dave
- This man is super sweet, like seriously.
- He may be strict on his adopted son Tristan, but that's because he's worried for his future.
- Has a really soft spot for you, Bambi and his son.
- Iff you ever wanted to vent, he will always be with you and comfort you whatever you feel sad.
- ✨b e s t k i s s e s✨
- You sometimes help him, since he's on a wheelchair (duh).
- Tristan sees you as a mother/father/parent figure, so fucking wholesome.
- Every date is both romantic and calm.
Bambi
- This really short farmer is only calm when he's near you or Dave, since he only trusts you.
- Whatever you visit his corn farm, he would run at full fucking speed and tackles you into a hug.
- You like to carry him like a baby, he looks like he doesn't like to be carried, but secretly loves it.
- C O R N
- He break his phone more less, so you and Dave don't need to worry about it.
- Dave always gives Bambi painted brick that looks like a phone, since a phone is expencive as fuck.
- When you cuddle, you're always the top, because he's smoll.
- Kisses on the forehead.
Expunged
- Yes they're from the original D&B mod, so be it.
- They are so giant, but they can also size down to your height (idc iff you're short or tall, still same height) so it would be easier for you.
- They like to carry you in their hand in the 3D realm.
- Hides you from Bandu, because they're emberassed that they have a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/lover.
- G I A N T K I S S E S A N D P U R R I N G
- Whoever hurts you or even makes fun of you, it wont end really well and maybe the person or people went missing.
- Expunged won't say a word about it.
Golden Apple
Bandu
- This sweet trans boi is so fucking wholesome.
- Always shares food or even his candies.
- One time he was insecure about his chubby body, but you said it's okay that it's cute to have a chubby boyfriend (yes, you are cute when you are chubby, like me, because I am myself chubby).
- He told you a secret that he is transgender, pansexual and a furry, you support him no matter what.
- Iff you say your sexuality, gender and other stuff you do, he will support you too (I EVEN SUPPORT YOU, GO BOI/GURL/PERSON!!).
- Really soft cuddles and movie nights.
- Expunged don't really mind you, but sometkmes glares at you (not in the bad way, but don't hurt Bandu or else).
- Bandu even showed his Badai form and he looked cute with his pink colors.
- He always gives you phone/laptop when you forgot or broke one, he insits.
- P U R R I N G T O O
Jambi, Barbu and Brobgonal
- Yay! 3 husbans! /hj
- These guys are another story, but you won't mind it.
- You guys always try not to get Brobgonal go commit a crime.
- Jambi lets you play with his hair, bc I said so (also it's so flufy).
- Barbu is literaly a sweetheart.
- You have the best poly relationship.
Bambop
- This cop may be agressive and mean, but in the inside he's really nice and soft (ONLY FOR YOU!! MAYBE FOR SAMMY TOO.)
- He's really overprotective
- He smokes less, or iff you're uncomfortable with smoking, he won't smoke in front of you.
- Maybe arrests the person who is really mean to you.
- Only you can calm him down.
Sammy
- He's the only cop that is sweet, but can also be mean when there's a crime, but it takes time when he realizes.
- Really soft cuddles at home.
- Iff someone is bullying you, he will probably call his cop partner Bambop and confront them.
Dambai and Dambu
- Idk about these guys, but I guess platonic relationship.
- These guys have arm problems, so you sometimes help them.
- Iff you don't have arms either, they can help you, since they can turn their legs into arms.
David
- This sassy mf is only nice around you.
- "I gOt My OnW sTyLe AnD yOu GoT nO sTyLe."
- I don't know anymore.... /srs
Bendu
- This mexican taco lover is very slowly getting smart, because of you.
- He can teach you how to play on his keyboard.
Bambom
- He's your adopted son now, so be it.
- Give him strawberries, he'll be happy.
- DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD! (Iff you get the reference, you're awesome Sr Pelo fan)
The Trixes
- Local pet friends that looks scary, but really cudly.
- P U R R I N G
- Iff people sees them, they would run away and scream while you just 🧍♂️
Dale
- This monster may be murderous, but when you get to know him, he can be your friend.
- No romantic moves, because, ew, he's a minor.
- Likes to bring you some meat from the abandomed meat shop, but iff you don't like it, he'll understand and tries to give you good steak.
- Protects you from mean people, they may be missing.
- Like Expunged, he won't say a word either.
Strident Crissis
Hellbreaker
- You're a really powerfull entity like them and Expunged in this.
- They got 4 arms? Don't worry, they can literaly carry you and pet you at the same time.
- G I A N T C U D D L E S
Samber
- You're a female (also can be gender netrual), since Samber is straight.
- Mac 'n' cheese every dinner
- This guy is sweet, iff you give him orange Among Us plushie, he would be happy.
- "And that's the reason on why Among Us is good."
Bamb
- You guys play Roblox all the time, he even gives you robux when you're broke or can't buy any.
- He plays all of the popular Roblox games.
- This man can dissapear to get the milk. /hj
Hjoim
- You both have Bambi and true form, but you guys like to be in your Bambi form.
- You guys are cute together in your Bambi forms.
- Chaos duo
Nampi
- You're his best friend, since he's 14.
- Pizza everyday
- People don't know on why you are best friends with this guy, but y'know he's being cute.
- You're the reason, as his friend, that tries to be "normal".
Dimentional Deep End
Bambzerker and Soup
- You're failed male experiment like Soup, but taller than Soup (the character) and shorter than Bambzerzer in this.
- Wholesome gay moments
- Soup (the food) is the only food you can eat.
L and Bin
- You're adopted son/daughter/child of Bin in this.
- You're supriced that you have a nephew, meaning you're an uncle/aunt/ect.
- You protected L of all costs when he was stuck at age 5.
- Bin is proud to have a great son/daughter/child protecting his grandson.
Popcorn Edition
Banjex
- He likes to talk about weed, but iff you don't like any drugs or anything, he would understand and tries to stop.
- He won't smoke in front of you iff you're uncomfy or anything.
Bamburai
- You're ninja in this.
- You guys met in katana club (like he met Bamberly) and you almost always beated his ass.
- You barely understand his japenese ranting, cuz ur chinese (idk 😔).
Bamberly
Wedsen
- You're a male in this, since he's gay.
Dandi
- This guy is a fucking adorable bean you've ever seen (HE IS).
- Sometimes he'll be a dork around you, that's what makes you like him.
Yambo
- You are a criminal in this, but not with Wedsen, Dandi or Punkay.
- You had parents, untill you found out they are abusive and toxic, so you kinda ran away (I feel radlly bad iff you have these types of parents, I really do, since I have perfect family. I still feel bad).
- At first you realized that you have to steal to survive. Meeting Dandi and Wedsen stealing a console.
- When you had the chance, you all heard a siren, meaning a cop found out. You just all ran away, seperating from Wedsen and Dandi.
Bamibo
- With him being ice cream man, you can have free ice cream when no one is around or his shop is closed.
Bampal
- This blue Expunged rip off is literaly sweet, like honestly, your heart will melt of his kindness.
- Daily drawing from him of you and him, literaly adorable.
- He's like a son to you and Zetrus.
Banzack and Bambistep
- These two are your best friends, so you're matching clothes with them.
- Your local old meme people, iff you are also old meme person, you're cool.
Zetrus
- You are kinda powerfull in this.
Otos
- You're bambi [your type of animal] hybird like him in this.
- He met you in random forest minding your own stuff.
Bambeez
- Your local russian boyfriend that can teach you russian.
- Sometimes you go fishing and when you forgot your hat, he would gladly give you his hat shyly.
- When people annoy you or something, he would just yell at them in russian.
Stadium Edition
Badamb
- Giant hand boyfriend. 😍 /hj
- Also a russian and like Bambeez one, he can teach you russian too.
- You sometimes help him since his vision is kinda fucked up.
- He's kinda more calm than Bambeez.
Punkay
- You're either male or female, since Punkay is bisexual.
Bonus!
Wedsen and Punkay
- You are male in this, since I said so and this is gay relationship and you're also a criminal like them.
Bamburai and Bamberly
- You are gender netrual or non-binary, so you can be male or female or neither or both, you decide.
Banjex and Bamburai
- You are male in this, same as Wedsen and Punkay one, but you're kinda powerfull.
Zetrus and Bampal
- You are male in this too and even very powerfull entity like them.
- You honestly don't know why you were created inside a void, but others who longer existed than you knows.
- You didn't know your name or even what you were going to do. But others
Bombu and Bamburg
- No I didn't forget about these underrated characters.
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More headcannons in the future!
Literaly the songs hits so hard that I would be hyped iff Popcorn and Stadium editions relases, I would vibe from all songs that hits hard.
Also it's No Simp September and I don't want to lose, so I can do it. Sorry for long wait for upload, because y'know school and also gonna have exams for my future high school (I'm in 9th grade now).
I lost No Simp September in 9/11. 😀
I really hope you enjoy alot of headcannons.
- Muffin