KISS MY ASS// hxh textfic!!

By mooniku

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"could you please stop sending me those atrocious pictures you call memes?" "never" CHATFIC😱😱 my first time... More

IMPOSTOR?😱
gon is a homie hopper??😨
is y/n going to die?!😱
this some cheesy shit😒
kiss my juicy ass😘
murder is not cool kids😠
what those lips do🤭
please don't eat my feet☹️
not so slay☹️
i'm inlove with a emo girl😮
SUPER FREAKY GIRL😘
farewell dead rat☹️
what the heck☹️
happy birthday!!!🥺
emergency🚨
stop spreading lies😒
my poor one direction poster💔
merry chrysler🎄
say woof woof bitch
your rizz is running away!
please leave me alone😢

match or die☺️

8.5K 201 492
By mooniku

queen
i say we get matching
pfps

birdpoop
ask kurapika

janitor leleoio
why thats so #oldschool
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NAME

queen
seems normal to me😒
AND DONT CALL
MATCHING PFPS
OLD SCHOOL
they're cool but YOU
WOULDNT UNDERSTAND
old man, now you arent allowed
to match with me anymore

fan leleoio
DIDNT WANT
TO ANYWAYS😠

queen
☹️
dont care
anyways
kurapika🥺

fan kupiko
i dont want my boss
to see such an unprofessional
act coming from me

queen
i did not expect that
from u gosh
FINE then you leave
me no choice
killua😐im totally fine
with u not wanting
matching pfps

bird poop
dont want to match
wait
WHATS UP WITH
MY USER?

queen
ok great😆
now asking my fav☺️
goonnnnn do you to
match with me😘

favourite fan
YESSSSS

bird poop
i changed my mind
i wanna match too

queen
FINEEE BUT JUST
BCS YOURE BEGGING
SO MUCH
i sent you both the pics🤭

queen
AWWWW
WE'RE SO CUTE

bird poop
it's really not that
amazing y/n🤨

queen
shut up it is

favourite fan
YAY I LOVE IT

bird poop
it's ok

fan kupiko
yeah it's really nice

queen
i wish you could have been able to
match with us🙁

bird poop
but there's only three?

queen
yeah we would have kicked u😒

bird poop
🥺why

queen
😦
dont ever do that again

bird poop
you eat ass🥺

fan kupiko
language😠

bird poop
sorry kurapika😔

queen
LMAO
wait
why isnt he allowed to curse

fan kupiko
you all arent allowed to curse
because theres a kid here

queen
A KID????WHERE
WHO
is it killua

bird poop
NO??he means gon

queen
HOW OLD IS GON

bird poop
16😒same age as us

queen
😐scared me for nothing
felt like a pedophile

favourite fan
yeah idk why he still
thinks i'm a kid

queen
probably because youre
so cute
gon say fuck

favourite fan
fuck🤨

fan kupiko
😨

fan kupiko kicked queen out of the group chat

fan kupiko
omg

bird poop
YOU KICKED HEROUT LMFAO

favourite fan
NOO Y/N

fan kupiko
she taught you a bad
word
i cant let that happen
again

favourite fan
do u mean fuck🤨

fan kupiko
NO GON

favourite fan
fuck duck fuxk fuckf
fuxking shit fuck fuck

bird poop
GON IS IN HIS BAD BOY ERA

fan kupiko
😔my hopes for u to not turn
out like killua or leorio
have been CRASHED.

bird poop
WHY DOES THAT
SOUND LIKE ITS A BAD THING

fan kupiko
😐
oh
y/n texted me

fan kupiko added queen back to the group chat

queen
i hope everyone missed me😍

bird poop
no

queen
you're irrelevant

favourite fan
i missed you y/n!!!

queen
I MISSED U MORE GON
wow gon you cursing really
is ooc😨

fan kupiko
don't ever curse again

queen
omg
you guys
an unknown number texted
me😱

bird poop
who🤨

queen
WHO IS PALM AND
WHY DID SHE TEXT ME

bird poop
your mom

queen
wow get original bitch😒👎

bird poop
fuck you

fan kupiko
language??there's a kid
in this chat
we talked about this
a second ago😠

bird poop
y/n started

queen
googoogaga stop
cursing hoe i'm a kid

bird poop
NO CURSING
KURAPIKA, Y/N
CURSED

fan kupiko
y/n😠

queen
i'm sorry😔
i love everyone here

bird poop
we don't love u

queen kicked bird poop out of the group chat

queen
😆😆😆finally

fan kupiko added bird poop to the group chat

queen
KUPIAK ☹️

fan kupiko
kurapika*

bird poop
YOU KICKED ME

queen
who

bird poop
YOU

queen
asked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🥶🥶🥶😈😈💯💯💯

fan kupiko kicked queen out of the group chat

bird poop
SERVES HER RIGHT LMAOO

fan kupiko kicked bird poop out of the group chat

favourite fan
hello everyone😁
ging just got me some milk
where's everyone ☹️

fan kupiko
don't worry about them☺️
go to bed

favourite fan
alright, good night
kurapika😄

fan kupiko
sleep well gon

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