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haven't seen many zombieland stories so I'd fought id make one (y/n) (l/n) originally a cop in texas but afte... More

bio
chapter 2 3's better then 2
chapter 3 the ambush
chapter 4 the hummer
chapter 5 injoy the little things
chapter 6 ITS BILL FUCKING MURRY
chapter 7 (y/n)'s organ story
chapter 8 dont make me drink alone
chapter 9 its happening AGAIN
chapter 10 battle of pacific playland
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chapter 1 meet tallahassee

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By blood-viper

*(y/n) pov*

its been 2 months since the start of the apocalypse and its not getting better

my ass was walking down what was left of a road way with elly by my side

I trained her well

the road way was full of abandoned cars all scattered in random positions there was one on its side

my attention was then brought to an old gas station

maby there's some supplies there im down to 49 shotgun shells, 126 revolver bullits and 4 hand grenades

I walk upto the front door and grasp my m1897.i slowly start to push open the door but hesitate to fully open it

come (l/n) your a COP you went through 6 YEARS in police training and 3 months of military training ypu beet resident evil with only the knife just KICK IN THE DOOR

After much contemplation I step back and kick down the door with all the fores I got

(y/n)" POLICE BRUTALLY BITCH"

(GROWL)

(PUMPS SHOTGUN)

one of them came running out of a back room and my gess she was a prostitute before she turned

I wanted till she was about 3 feet away then shotgun her clean through the forehead

all that was left was her lower jaw

one shot one kill

elly ran in shortly after and after some more investigation I came to the conclusion that the place was now empty

I didn't find mutch just 4 bottles of water,6 shotgun shells,a broken 0.22 pistol and a slightly melted bar of whight chocolate

(y/n)" FUCK not worth it"

ok just calm down you got the water and a lot of expired beer I can make some molotov's

the sound of a running car engine caught my attention

my head wiped around and there's a catalac with a snow shovle straped to the front and missing a headlight

well shit

the vehicle stopped and a rather old man stepped out not to old but I'd say in his mid 40's

the second he saw me he pulled out a shorted repeater,cooked it and amed it at me

i imitately pump my shotgun and am it at him

elly growls and show's off every tooth in her head

I slowly lowered my gun and held my thumb out in a hitch hicker way

he just put his gun away and got back in his car

I walked around to the pasinger door and got in with elly getting in immediately after

???"stay were i can see you"

(y/n)" ok first no names keeps us from getting to-"

???"-aqanted"

(y/n)" yes exactly that"

???" so we're you heading?"

(y/n)" just anywhere but here.you?"

???" tallahassee.and your dog name is?"

(y/n)" oh she's elly. why does that matter?"

he lightly painted her head before smiling

tallahassee" well I love dogs and she's definitely got fight in her so ill call her by her name occasionally but ill mostly just call her the dog"

(y/n)" fine"

tallahassee" tell you what.ill take you to as far as l.a"

(y/n)" fine by me"

he grabbed a bottle of Jack and pored me a shot

tallahassee" here"

I take the glass and drink the whole thing in one go

tallahassee then starts the car

(y/n)" ok so quick rules no doing stupid stuff,if you see a zombie kill it and most importantly don't drive under 25 miles an hour"

tallahassee looked at me and smiled

tallahassee" I can tell you and I will get along just fine.shoty"

(y/n)" shoty?"

tallahassee " well no names,and you aren't exact on were your going and you've got an old school shotgun so you know.shoty"

I'm fine with that name

tallahassee" now let's get gowing"

*timeskip*

After 10 minutes we stopped of at a road side shop

(y/n)" we stopping for something?"

tallahassee" yea you see that store?"

(y/n)" yes"

tallahassee" two things one im out of alcohol  two i could use a twinke"

(y/n)" you think they got pepsi in there?"

tallahassee" probably why?"

(y/n)" same reason you want that twinke"

tallahassee then got out and cooked his repeater

(y/n)" you ever thought about flip cooking that thing it'll save you a tone of time"

tallahassee" I would if I could but ummm....I dont know how to flip cock"

(y/n)" oh just push your hand forward and then move it in a circlere motion at the same time"

he does just that and fucking naild the flip cock like schwarzenegger

tallahassee " thanks for that now I look more like a bad ass....maybe if I find a second rife I can akimbo that shit"

I smiled as we walked up to the door

tallahassee " ok so on the count of 3 we both kick the door in as if we're cop's"

thats funny because I literally was a cop

(y/n)" 1"

tallahassee" 2"

(y/n) and tallahassee" 3!!!"

we both kick down the door but we did it with so mutch force it came of the hinges and hit 3 zombies like a ninja star

then 5 more run out of a warehouse so I quick draw them down red dead redemption style

then nothing,no zombies,no fresh water and no pepsi

(y/n)" FUCK"

tallahassee " well they had a twinke but it was out of date but I got some more jack and a bottle of kraken rum"

(y/n)" good enough"

tallahassee" come on shoty back to the best"

I wissle for elly and she comes running up to me

(y/n)" come on girl back to the car"

God what have I gotta my self into

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